What's messing with your groove?

#2261 Aptorian

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 07:21 AM

Here's some Tard-blog to make you feel better Rly

Tard-blog

#2262 Dag

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 09:53 AM

HoosierDaddy, on 12 September 2009 - 09:57 AM, said:

Feel good soon, Dag! Being sick sucks, big time, definitely.

Thanks, HD.

I managed past week on barely 2-4 hours of sleep per night, and wanted to get some rest this weekend... But the pain won't let me close my eyes even for a minute... Kingdom for at least one hour of proper sleep! :lol:

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#2263 Slow Ben

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Posted 13 September 2009 - 11:40 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 September 2009 - 06:19 AM, said:

Took a two day sub job for next week. It's special ed, which is waaaaay outside of my comfort zone and level of competency. Also, after taking it, found out it's actually for two different school. Each day I have to go do special ed at the elementary school, which is even further from my comfort and competency zone. Need the money too bad to turn it down. I'm dreading this so much it's ruined my entire weekend. Oh well.

And the Buckeyes lost a huge game they should have won. Season ruined.

I've done some grade school special ed subbing back in the day. Depending on how many of them their are its not too bad. Unless theirs a bunch and your on your own.

Friggin Buckeys.

Sucks Dag, hope you feel better soon.

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#2264 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 07:56 AM

I just need one more piece of info to buy that helmet...my dad's credit card number. FFFFUUUUUU-

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#2265 drinksinbars

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 09:08 AM

its monday :lol:

five days of this crap to go.

#2266 Illuyankas

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 03:29 AM

Well, Patrick Swayze finally succumbed to his pancreatic cancer. Poor bastard.

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#2267 RodeoRanch

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 03:30 AM

I'm crippled again and now unemployed sooner than expected. Drats.

#2268 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 03:34 AM

Ain, on 13 September 2009 - 05:45 AM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 12 September 2009 - 07:26 AM, said:

Because we insist that everything is simple. Simple is too easy, evidently.

HD YOU ARE A WOMAN?

WHAT THE FUCK
....

AIJ, are you a man? Then you'd understand why I said, "we think everything is simple." Women want to make things complex, when we think everything is simple.

Edit: RIP Patrick. Nobody puts Baby in the corner to this day.

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#2269 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 05:35 AM

Aptorian, on 13 September 2009 - 07:21 AM, said:

Here's some Tard-blog to make you feel better Rly

Tard-blog

I have laughed so much reading this. The Tyrell Lap... awesome. Simply awesome.

#2270 Mushroom

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 07:18 AM

Arrhhhgg!

Been racking my head for ages now, especially the last few weeks but still can decide on a topic for my honours research. I know what the general area is that I want to do but I can't specify it more! Driving me nuts not being able to decide on something.
Me thinks I should talk to someone.

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Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
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#2271 Cougar

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 08:01 AM

I'm not sure what honour research is, would that be like a bachelors dissertation? For both my MA and my PhD I just picked general titles, you can always deviate from them then. My university doesn't care a jot if the final discussion is nothing like the starting proposition.

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I AM A TWAT

#2272 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:00 AM

It is 2am and I am doing housework. I think I have the goddamned jetlag.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#2273 Cougar

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:25 AM

Gah, I can't sleep. Coupled with the fact that I'm in pain from a brutal game of Rugby earlier, this is not fun.

I AM A TWAT

#2274 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:37 AM

Went to the casino to watch UFC. Got there a little late, which coupled with the fact that they opened the doors early because they are showing boxing also, meant that I could not get in and had to come home. Can't afford to order the fights on PPV.

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#2275 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 07:47 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 20 September 2009 - 01:37 AM, said:

Lamesauce. I saw the televised preview, and I wish I could have headed out to see it (likewise cannot afford the PPV).

What's messing with my groove is the fact that I only managed to finish a 3 page essay today. And didn't dent anything else on my plate. Also, my spellcheck wants to correct "didn't." RAGE.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#2276 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 09:34 AM

HoosierDaddy, on 15 September 2009 - 03:34 AM, said:

Ain, on 13 September 2009 - 05:45 AM, said:

HoosierDaddy, on 12 September 2009 - 07:26 AM, said:

Because we insist that everything is simple. Simple is too easy, evidently.

HD YOU ARE A WOMAN?

WHAT THE FUCK
....

Aaahhhh...forgive this bot's jumptoconclusions-ness.

Annoyed because I am being forced to use this piece of crap computer. Grrrr.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#2277 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:54 AM

Why is life so hard? You try to keep going but fate just pops up and bites you on the ass again. It is so difficult getting out of bed in the morning. I'm so depressed. I mean, I just got back from a free trip to San Francisco and now I have to pack for a holiday in Paris. Life is just such a bitch! Although I am genuinely going to complain about having to pack again. I hates packing! Give me sympathy to validate my totally unwarranted temper tantrum. Please.

And my jetlag is bad. I was still awake at dawn today. Boo hoo.

*prima donna*

Additionally, I HATE FACEBOOK CHAT!!!!! I'm just engaging in a spot of stalking and some fucktard wants a chat. Who do they think they are? My friends or something?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#2278 Tsundoku

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 12:04 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 20 September 2009 - 11:54 AM, said:

Wow. You're mean when you're not drunk, Mez ...

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#2279 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:11 PM

Forgot to add this, it happened yesterday...

I organised to see a movie with a friend. For inexplicable reasons, he chose to do it in the city. I took an hour long train journey to get there. Now, the movie we were seeing was MA15+, and I didn't have ID. So, we had worked it out that we'd buy the tikcets together. I get there, my friends, geniuses that they are, buy their own tickets and go through. They refuse to sell me the ticket.

So there you have it. All that, for jack shite. When I got home, I punched the wall.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#2280 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 05:56 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 20 September 2009 - 07:47 AM, said:

What's messing with my groove is the fact that I only managed to finish a 3 page essay today. And didn't dent anything else on my plate. Also, my spellcheck wants to correct "didn't." RAGE.

Shouldn't be using contractions in a school paper.

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