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What's messing with your groove?

#1521 Aptorian

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:18 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 10 2009, 05:09 PM, said:

Have you ever tried to weigh your boobs, Centz?

No, me either whistle.gif

Messing with my groove, too much to do, too little time!

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 10 2009, 05:32 PM, said:

no.... of course not whistle.gif

Hmm... how much does my penis way?

This could become a legendary phoenix inn thread

This post has been edited by Aptorian: 10 July 2009 - 08:19 PM

#1522 Anomander

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 08:54 PM

Difference being no one cares about your penis, Apt.

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#1523 Aptorian

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:03 PM

#1524 caladanbrood

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:21 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on Jul 10 2009, 05:44 PM, said:

Nonsense. What would those two hardworking Australians do to put food on their table? They'd be out of a job! Think of the children!

I would emigrate. Screw that other "best job in the world"...

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#1525 lokiman

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:40 AM

Too bloody hot and Humid. I smell reaaaally bad, so I need a shower.
*Sigh*

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#1526 caladanbrood

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:51 AM

I woked up too early. May have to try and get some sleep in Cougar's car... which can only be a bad idea.

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#1527 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:09 AM

You'll never be the same, Bwoodus...

Lost a game of bowling-when I had my opponent on toast. Now I owe him a pizza. Such is life, I guess.

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#1528 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:15 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 10 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

Have you ever tried to weigh your boobs, Centz?

No, me either

Well, no time like the present! By pure chance I happen to be a fully accredited assayer with the International Boob Standard. I would only charge a minimal fee, of course.

It's for science!

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#1529 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 12:08 AM

Sombra, on Jul 12 2009, 02:15 AM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 10 2009, 04:09 PM, said:

Have you ever tried to weigh your boobs, Centz?

No, me either :killingme:

Well, no time like the present! By pure chance I happen to be a fully accredited assayer with the International Boob Standard. I would only charge a minimal fee, of course.

It's for science!

Did you, ahem, get my letter Sombra offering some part-time assistance?

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1530 bubba

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 12:25 AM

You of course will need someone from the department of weights and measures to over see this.......yes I just want to watch. :killingme:

#1531 Tsundoku

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Posted 12 July 2009 - 12:59 AM

It's official:

*dribble*

The Holy Rack has been assayed. Now classified under national security though. Not even MY own national security, but oh well ...

#1532 Shiara

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 03:52 AM

Messing with my groove: FNCKING PAVERS with more fncking cracks than surface, destroying the heels on my new work shoes!!!

*punches pavers*

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#1533 Darkwatch

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 04:45 AM

Shiara, on Jul 12 2009, 11:52 PM, said:

Messing with my groove: FNCKING PAVERS with more fncking cracks than surface, destroying the heels on my new work shoes!!!

*punches pavers*

Holy Shit.

You're alive.

How have you been lately? Other than the whole ruined shoes thing?

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#1534 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:12 AM

He did die, in fact. This is Shiara's ghost.

I'm annoyed because the foul snotbags (siblings) will be home soon, disturbing my peace and quiet...which I am using to work on last-minute homework.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1535 Shiara

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 05:24 AM

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 13 2009, 03:12 PM, said:

He did die, in fact. This is Shiara's ghost.

I'm annoyed because the foul snotbags (siblings) will be home soon, disturbing my peace and quiet...which I am using to work on last-minute homework.

I'm annoyed because several people keep referring to me as 'he', when I am clearly of the female persuasion :bubba:

Other than that, not too bad. Made an abortive attempt to purchase a swanky apartment in Perth with mah sweetie (read: Lucifer's Heaven), but nothing else major.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#1536 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 06:37 AM

Shiara, on Jul 13 2009, 03:24 PM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 13 2009, 03:12 PM, said:

He did die, in fact. This is Shiara's ghost.

I'm annoyed because the foul snotbags (siblings) will be home soon, disturbing my peace and quiet...which I am using to work on last-minute homework.

I'm annoyed because several people keep referring to me as 'he', when I am clearly of the female persuasion :bubba:

Other than that, not too bad. Made an abortive attempt to purchase a swanky apartment in Perth with mah sweetie (read: Lucifer's Heaven), but nothing else major.

Oh.

"bites back multitude of questions"

I suspect I knew that but it's been so long. :bubba:

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1537 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 06:54 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 10 2009, 03:21 AM, said:

Ain't_It_Just_, on Jul 10 2009, 03:17 AM, said:

Aptorian, on Jul 10 2009, 05:47 PM, said:

SHIARA!

I thought you were dead...

Yeah, I thought he'd gone too, but I wasn't sure. Didn't want to look stupid.

Well, Shiara is a she, so....

AIJ did you miss it the first time you called her a he and it was pointed out to you?

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#1538 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 08:05 AM

Everyone used to call me a he... I think they have figured out that I am a girl now, don't worry Shiara :killingme:

You would think they would remember the pic of Sombra with your bra on his head in our old house

Groove is messed with by enormous amounts of work I got today, today was so tiring. And I can't decide if I should have steak or Tacos for dinner :bubba:

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 08:09 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 13 2009, 01:05 AM, said:

Everyone used to call me a he... I think they have figured out that I am a girl now, don't worry Shiara :killingme:

You would think they would remember the pic of Sombra with your bra on his head in our old house

Groove is messed with by enormous amounts of work I got today, today was so tiring. And I can't decide if I should have steak or Tacos for dinner :bubba:

How about steak tacos?

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