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What's messing with your groove?

#26161 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:12 PM

View PostBfuckinK, on 13 July 2019 - 10:22 PM, said:

So far yes. Just goes to show you why you don’t want to be on the east side of landfall. It’s just barely sprinkling atm and the wind has calmed down compared to prior to landfall but this is likely to change in next few hours. Huge band spiraling up from Gulf I’m not looking forward to going through after dark..


Also I don’t own a telescope but I did bring my binoculars... :p do I get full credit for that or only half?


You got plenty of food, water, batteries for radio, phone etc? Your place not in a floodway or evac zone? Looks like the winds won't be too much of a bother for you out on the western side.

If you're the only one in the house and the kids are OK where they are, I'd say clear your yard, batten down the hatches and snuggle down under a doona on the couch and enjoy the show.

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This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 13 July 2019 - 11:17 PM

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#26162 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 13 July 2019 - 11:54 PM

Ooh, hello - looks like it's heading a bit northwest now. Might be a little bit more rain for you before it straightens up northward towards the Ozarks etc. Fingers crossed.

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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#26163 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 14 July 2019 - 11:57 AM

View PostBfuckinK, on 14 July 2019 - 06:22 AM, said:

I was able to have a fire tonight. Passing out on ambien just 2 hours before the gust of 35 to 50 mph winds hits. Hopefully a tree don't kill me in my sleep falling through my house. Hoping power stays on till 2:30am so if I manage to wake up all my shows will have recorded and I can watch Mobile Suit Gundam.


Wait... the original and first? You can still watch that?
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#26164 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 14 July 2019 - 12:09 PM

Woke up this morning and threw up twice. Then did a 10k Race for Life because I still wanted to. On an empty stomach because of the throwing up. Now I'm heading in to work. Which I would call in sick but a) because I've done the run I can't really use it as an excuse and :p I've arranged to meet someone through work that I've been trying to get hold of for months and they've finally agreed to meet so I have to go in.

I regret everything.
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#26165 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 16 July 2019 - 07:03 PM

That chimichanga was the size of an adolescent hippopotamus and i should not have eaten all of it.,

The only things keeping me awake right now are gravity and potential embarrassment.
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#26166 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 16 July 2019 - 07:40 PM

I am being worked to death. Send help.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#26167 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 16 July 2019 - 07:50 PM

I could send you an air mattress. That way you never have to leave work. Think about all the extra time for work you'll have with out the commute.
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Posted 17 July 2019 - 01:42 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 16 July 2019 - 07:40 PM, said:

I am being worked to death. Send help.


Which flavor?
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#26169 User is offline   Nicodimas 

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Posted 17 July 2019 - 08:45 PM

We are becoming crazy as a society.

https://bearingarms....XpHa7nJ2zugkH_4


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#26170 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 17 July 2019 - 10:44 PM

Waited 9 hours for internet hookup today. No show.

They had a list of excuses but I’m too fuckingvpissed to restate them.

Im think more pissed about the lost day when I’m swamped than the no internet.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#26171 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 17 July 2019 - 10:46 PM

View PostNicodimas, on 17 July 2019 - 08:45 PM, said:

We are becoming crazy as a society.

https://bearingarms....XpHa7nJ2zugkH_4


One of my mainstays of shirts is don’t tread on me



Yeah, that’s the crazy racist thing that’s happened lately....JFC.
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#26172 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 12:44 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 16 July 2019 - 07:40 PM, said:

I am being worked to death. Send help.


After a year of awfulness we are in handover week. This is the worst I've had in years.
First three days were 6am right through to 1am. Today will be a bit less, Friday normal, but they want me to stay the weekend as well.

I've fought weekend work successfully for a quite a while now but given the size of the project and the clients involved I have to be here to make sure it goes over the line smoothly.

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#26173 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 08:10 PM

Just home and about to shower before crashing (probably literally) into bed.
Decided to log my timesheet for this week so far.
70 hours

Still Friday, Saturday and Sunday to go :p
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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:51 PM

It tickled 100 degrees Fahrenheit here today (that's 38 Celsius for you weirdos). The car was roasting when I left work. Tonight it's going to be an oven and hard to sleep. Tomorrow forecast is for same or maybe a little bit hotter. I think I'm ready to welcome autumn after experiencing a day like today. Posted Image
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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:59 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 17 July 2019 - 10:46 PM, said:

View PostNicodimas, on 17 July 2019 - 08:45 PM, said:

We are becoming crazy as a society.

https://bearingarms....XpHa7nJ2zugkH_4


One of my mainstays of shirts is don’t tread on me



Yeah, that’s the crazy racist thing that’s happened lately....JFC.




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#26176 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 08:41 AM

finished up at 117 hours for the week.

on the up side I've definitely lost weight, my shorts keep slipping down
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#26177 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 08:51 AM

View PostMacros, on 22 July 2019 - 08:41 AM, said:

finished up at 117 hours for the week.


Switch off your phone, go to bed and have a very big sleep. Then get up, go to the loo, have something to eat and drink, and go back to bed.

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on the up side I've definitely lost weight, my shorts keep slipping down


That's ... not from the weight loss. :p :) :no
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#26178 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 10:44 AM

I'm back at work today mate.
Moving house too.
Switch of Thursday night
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#26179 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 04:36 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 22 July 2019 - 08:51 AM, said:

View PostMacros, on 22 July 2019 - 08:41 AM, said:

finished up at 117 hours for the week.


Switch off your phone, go to bed and have a very big sleep. Then get up, go to the loo, have something to eat and drink, and go back to bed.

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on the up side I've definitely lost weight, my shorts keep slipping down


That's ... not from the weight loss. :p :) :no

Surprised macros can pull shorts up with those monstrous hands of his...
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#26180 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 07:58 PM

There is a goddamned wood pigeon living in a tree right outside my bedroom window. The fuckers never shut up. I can hear it warbling away and I'm having flashbacks to being half woken at 4am and listening to it for 2 1/2 hours until my alarm went off.
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