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What's messing with your groove?

#21701 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 09:09 PM

This fucking week won't end.

One of the guys took a serious asthma attack on Monday, he's gone home until the new year, probably the best spark I had left here.
This left.me with bill and Ben the useless fucks.
Too incompetent to be trusted to run to Liverpool to do a simple change over. So on Thursday I had to get up at 3, drive 4 1/2 hours to Liverpool, do the work, as usual things went to fuck because the wankers in the office with their little calculators and computers don't have a fucking clue how things actually work in a real life situation. Didn't get back to the hotel till 10pm
Up again at 7 on Friday, driving to work, the gearbox implodes on the van. And I get told a load of extras have come through for this job to be done before wed. I have to stay. Bill and Ben no use to me because it's all panel work and I wouldn't trust them to change a fucking lightbulb.
In at 7 today, catch the grounds work men trying to nick our fucking cable, they deny. Stuff went missing in wed past, so I now it was them.
Only finishing work now.
Gonna have to hit it 6-10 tomorrow probably to have the place lit up again for a site visit by the client on Monday morning.

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#21702 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 05:00 AM

Moving is the fucking worst. I had no idea I had accumulated so much useless shit.
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#21703 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 06:22 AM

View PostMTS, on 18 December 2016 - 05:00 AM, said:

Moving is the fucking worst. I had no idea I had accumulated so much useless shit.


Tell me about it. Going through that at the moment, before moving to Townsville on Jan 12.
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#21704 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 02:26 PM

View PostCaptain Needa, on 18 December 2016 - 06:22 AM, said:

View PostMTS, on 18 December 2016 - 05:00 AM, said:

Moving is the fucking worst. I had no idea I had accumulated so much useless shit.


Tell me about it. Going through that at the moment, before moving to Townsville on Jan 12.


Maybe you don't need that vat of Chemical X...
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#21705 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 02:30 AM

Insomnia. My day/night rythm is completely fucked up because I have no other time but at night in which to do stuff I need to focus for. I also have to work during the day. I've pulled several allnighters in the past couple of weeks and haven't been getting more than four hours of sleep most nights. Whenever I try to change that, mother dearest decides I have nothing to do and should be taking care of her business. Who filled out her retirement request? Not her. Who looked for ways to sell her shop? Not her. Who takes care of the cooking and such at home? Whenever she tries I wish she wouldn't, as it ends up worse than before.

So freaking tired of this.
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#21706 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 05:17 AM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 18 December 2016 - 02:26 PM, said:

View PostCaptain Needa, on 18 December 2016 - 06:22 AM, said:

View PostMTS, on 18 December 2016 - 05:00 AM, said:

Moving is the fucking worst. I had no idea I had accumulated so much useless shit.


Tell me about it. Going through that at the moment, before moving to Townsville on Jan 12.


Maybe you don't need that vat of Chemical X...


But, but ... it completes me! :p
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#21707 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:34 AM

I just accidentally spent 20min of my life reading about some Kardashian breaking up with someone called Blac China and kind of hate myself now.
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#21708 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:38 AM

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:34 AM, said:

I just accidentally spent 20min of my life reading about some Kardashian breaking up with someone called Blac China and kind of hate myself now.


I really hope that's her/his stripper name.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#21709 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:42 AM

View PostLoki, on 19 December 2016 - 06:38 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:34 AM, said:

I just accidentally spent 20min of my life reading about some Kardashian breaking up with someone called Blac China and kind of hate myself now.


I really hope that's her/his stripper name.


I could explain it but then I would hate myself more for being able to explain it.
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#21710 User is online   worry 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:54 AM

It's all pretty simple. Black Chyna is Tyga's baby mama. They split and Tyga started seeing Kylie, which was controversial due to her minor status, but the family seemed fine with it. On the other hand BC started dating Rob Kardashian which seemingly rubbed the others the wrong way, and though they've been off and on the whole time, there's been a fairly steady rift between Rob and his sisters (both half and whole). In the latest chapter, hackers seemingly exposed BC as an opportunist trying to cash in on the Kardashian name, so she has left Rob and taken their newborn with her.
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#21711 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:38 AM

View Postdeath rattle, on 19 December 2016 - 06:54 AM, said:

It's all pretty simple. Black Chyna is Tyga's baby mama. They split and Tyga started seeing Kylie, which was controversial due to her minor status, but the family seemed fine with it. On the other hand BC started dating Rob Kardashian which seemingly rubbed the others the wrong way, and though they've been off and on the whole time, there's been a fairly steady rift between Rob and his sisters (both half and whole). In the latest chapter, hackers seemingly exposed BC as an opportunist trying to cash in on the Kardashian name, so she has left Rob and taken their newborn with her.


Does knowing that make you feel dirty in a good way, or a bad way?
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#21712 User is online   worry 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 10:48 AM

That was all merely a guess based solely on the information Abyss provided.
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#21713 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 05:41 PM

Great, my final was cancelled today because snow.

What kind of Canadian university cancels exams because of snow? This is embarrassing. Also, I will have to take the exam in January now.
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#21714 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:05 PM

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:42 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 19 December 2016 - 06:38 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:34 AM, said:

I just accidentally spent 20min of my life reading about some Kardashian breaking up with someone called Blac China and kind of hate myself now.


I really hope that's her/his stripper name.


I could explain it but then I would hate myself more for being able to explain it.



View PostCaptain Needa, on 19 December 2016 - 08:38 AM, said:

View Postdeath rattle, on 19 December 2016 - 06:54 AM, said:

It's all pretty simple. Black Chyna is Tyga's baby mama. They split and Tyga started seeing Kylie, which was controversial due to her minor status, but the family seemed fine with it. On the other hand BC started dating Rob Kardashian which seemingly rubbed the others the wrong way, and though they've been off and on the whole time, there's been a fairly steady rift between Rob and his sisters (both half and whole). In the latest chapter, hackers seemingly exposed BC as an opportunist trying to cash in on the Kardashian name, so she has left Rob and taken their newborn with her.


Does knowing that make you feel dirty in a good way, or a bad way?



View Postdeath rattle, on 19 December 2016 - 10:48 AM, said:

That was all merely a guess based solely on the information Abyss provided.


I am proud to have no idea who or what a Tyga is.

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

Great, my final was cancelled today because snow.

What kind of Canadian university cancels exams because of snow? This is embarrassing. Also, I will have to take the exam in January now.


That's unacceptable. Give me the name, we're revoking their Tim Hortons privileges. Also, no maple syrup for at least six months.
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#21715 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:09 PM

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:


View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

Great, my final was cancelled today because snow.

What kind of Canadian university cancels exams because of snow? This is embarrassing. Also, I will have to take the exam in January now.


That's unacceptable. Give me the name, we're revoking their Tim Hortons privileges. Also, no maple syrup for at least six months.



Geez, that's a bit harsh. We'd be fine with the Tim Hortons ban, but taking away the maple syrup is unacceptable.
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#21716 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:51 PM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 06:09 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:


View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

Great, my final was cancelled today because snow.

What kind of Canadian university cancels exams because of snow? This is embarrassing. Also, I will have to take the exam in January now.


That's unacceptable. Give me the name, we're revoking their Tim Hortons privileges. Also, no maple syrup for at least six months.



Geez, that's a bit harsh. We'd be fine with the Tim Hortons ban, but taking away the maple syrup is unacceptable.

I assume they said sorry?
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#21717 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 06:58 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 December 2016 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 06:09 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

Great, my final was cancelled today because snow.

What kind of Canadian university cancels exams because of snow? This is embarrassing. Also, I will have to take the exam in January now.


That's unacceptable. Give me the name, we're revoking their Tim Hortons privileges. Also, no maple syrup for at least six months.



Geez, that's a bit harsh. We'd be fine with the Tim Hortons ban, but taking away the maple syrup is unacceptable.

I assume they said sorry?

Yep. Even the prof emailed everyone and said it.
Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori
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#21718 User is offline   Itwęs Nom 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 07:10 PM

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 06:58 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 December 2016 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 06:09 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

Great, my final was cancelled today because snow.

What kind of Canadian university cancels exams because of snow? This is embarrassing. Also, I will have to take the exam in January now.


That's unacceptable. Give me the name, we're revoking their Tim Hortons privileges. Also, no maple syrup for at least six months.



Geez, that's a bit harsh. We'd be fine with the Tim Hortons ban, but taking away the maple syrup is unacceptable.

I assume they said sorry?

Yep. Even the prof emailed everyone and said it.



Well, that was executed very quickly Abyss
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#21719 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 21 December 2016 - 07:40 PM

Supposed to be my night off parenting to go to see Rogue One but the bastard car crapped out so Mr PigDog is stuck out waiting for breakdown services. Got myself really excited for the movie over the course of the day :apt:

Edit - *cough* and of course poor Mr PigDog has been sat in the cold for 2hrs waiting so is having a rotten time and I should be feeling glad I'm at home but he had a night out last night goddamnit *cough*

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 21 December 2016 - 07:42 PM

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#21720 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 21 December 2016 - 07:45 PM

View PostItwęs Nom, on 19 December 2016 - 07:10 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 06:58 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 December 2016 - 06:51 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 06:09 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostEmperorMagus, on 19 December 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

Great, my final was cancelled today because snow.

What kind of Canadian university cancels exams because of snow? This is embarrassing. Also, I will have to take the exam in January now.


That's unacceptable. Give me the name, we're revoking their Tim Hortons privileges. Also, no maple syrup for at least six months.



Geez, that's a bit harsh. We'd be fine with the Tim Hortons ban, but taking away the maple syrup is unacceptable.

I assume they said sorry?

Yep. Even the prof emailed everyone and said it.



Well, that was executed very quickly Abyss


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