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#20041 QuickTidal

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 12:34 PM

It's May 16th, and it was 3 damned degrees when I left the house this morning, and it bloody well snowed/hailed a bit yesterday.

I should not have to wear a medium winter coat to work on May bloody 16th.

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#20042 Andorion

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 12:36 PM

No internet again... I hate using my phone for net. My ISP is shit

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 03:21 PM

SpongeBob Squarepants... I can reconcile pretty much everything except the squirrel.

Why is there a squirrel in a spacesuit (wearing a bikini under the spacesuit), living in a dome under the sea?

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#20044 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 05:09 PM

So... you don't get the squirrel living under the sea, but you DO get everything else?...

Interesting...

If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 07:49 PM

Yes... semi-intelligent anthropomorphized sea creatures thriving on fake crab patties that are obviously heavily laden with hallucinogens. No problem. My suspension of disbelief is firmly suspended.

Til the squirrel. I cannot accept the squirrel. Who wears a bikini. Under her spacesuit.

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#20046 worry

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 08:44 PM

The squirrel is a scientist. That's all you need to know.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 03:00 AM

worry, on 16 May 2016 - 08:44 PM, said:

The squirrel is a scientist. That's all you need to know.

This does not make it an easier.

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#20048 Loki

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 03:09 AM

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 03:00 AM, said:

worry, on 16 May 2016 - 08:44 PM, said:

The squirrel is a scientist. That's all you need to know.

This does not make it an easier.

I always assumed it was an underwater biodome.

Basically, the squirrel is Pauly Shore.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#20049 Tsundoku

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 07:25 AM

I guess I should count myself lucky my 3 year old boy likes Octonauts, Danger Mouse, Pixar and Dinosaur movies (for all ages, incl Jurassic World).

EDIT: at least at his age he sees the I-Rex eating everyone as exciting rather than scary. he runs around going "Rarr! T-Rex (I don't bother to correct him) eating him!" etc.
He likes the Raptors too, although he calls them Rappers.

Me "Rappers? Don't you mean Raptors?"
Him "No Daddy, him rappers!"
Me "Well, they also hunt in packs I guess, although they call them 'Crews'."
Him "Cooze?"
Me "Uh, that's a word we probably shouldn't use ..."

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#20050 Macros

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 09:02 AM

Work.
Man this company is really starting to do.my nut in, I don't know how they function they're so disorganised at every fucking level.
That and we're back to the pissing rain as usual.

Im sat at a job now, just waiting, because they didn't let me know until last night that they had even got this job so no Im sitting just waiting for materials to arrive, that's all Im doing today, no actual work will occurr here for 2 weeks.

Had I known I woulda brought purge of ashes or my laptop

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#20051 Traveller

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 11:11 AM

Tsundoku, on 17 May 2016 - 07:25 AM, said:

My boy likes the first JP, JP 3 (spinosaurus!) and he's seen JW a few times now. But his favourite is still Godzilla.. he just loves it. He likes 'new' godzilla, but his favourite seems to be Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (80's version) which has some good fights.

Best youtube vid - godzilla vs king kong. It's so so funny - when Kong shoves that tree in G's mouth we were in bits.

I'm really pleased but also a bit wary that he also chooses to put Futurama on. It's so funny but has a lot of inappropriate content for a 3 yr old. The worst habit he's picked up is copying Fry when he moons out of the window at Mom; the first time he did it against the shower door and I was too busy laughing to tell him not to.

Groove messed with as I'm stuck in work on such a sunny day.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#20052 Loki

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 11:13 AM

Tsundoku, on 17 May 2016 - 07:25 AM, said:

Danger Mouse is awesome!!!

It's mostly Scooby-Doo (all the versions), Tansformers Rescue Bots, Ultimate Spider-man, Pokėmon, and Power Rangers for tv in our home. Movies tend to be dinosaur movies, Scooby Doo movies, and Toy Story.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 04:05 PM

Loki, on 17 May 2016 - 03:09 AM, said:

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 03:00 AM, said:

worry, on 16 May 2016 - 08:44 PM, said:

The squirrel is a scientist. That's all you need to know.

This does not make it an easier.

I always assumed it was an underwater biodome.

Basically, the squirrel is Pauly Shore.

Wait... I thought Pauly Shore was The Weasel...?

(no one is going to get that reference...)

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#20054 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 04:17 PM

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 04:05 PM, said:

Loki, on 17 May 2016 - 03:09 AM, said:

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 03:00 AM, said:

worry, on 16 May 2016 - 08:44 PM, said:

The squirrel is a scientist. That's all you need to know.

This does not make it an easier.

I always assumed it was an underwater biodome.

Basically, the squirrel is Pauly Shore.

Wait... I thought Pauly Shore was The Weasel...?

(no one is going to get that reference...)

I got it...but then I LOVED Encino Man.

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#20055 Gust Hubb

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 05:19 PM

Apparently paying alimony and child support doesn't affect student loan payments, well actually it does...

With a smaller family I will soon pay more per month when everything is recalculated..

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#20056 amphibian

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 06:04 PM

QuickTidal, on 17 May 2016 - 04:17 PM, said:

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 04:05 PM, said:

Loki, on 17 May 2016 - 03:09 AM, said:

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 03:00 AM, said:

worry, on 16 May 2016 - 08:44 PM, said:

The squirrel is a scientist. That's all you need to know.

This does not make it an easier.

I always assumed it was an underwater biodome.

Basically, the squirrel is Pauly Shore.

Wait... I thought Pauly Shore was The Weasel...?

(no one is going to get that reference...)

I got it...but then I LOVED Encino Man.

WEEZE THE JUICE! WEEZE THE JUICE!

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#20057 Abyss

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 06:16 PM

amphibian, on 17 May 2016 - 06:04 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 17 May 2016 - 04:17 PM, said:

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 04:05 PM, said:

Loki, on 17 May 2016 - 03:09 AM, said:

Abyss, on 17 May 2016 - 03:00 AM, said:

worry, on 16 May 2016 - 08:44 PM, said:

The squirrel is a scientist. That's all you need to know.

This does not make it an easier.

I always assumed it was an underwater biodome.

Basically, the squirrel is Pauly Shore.

Wait... I thought Pauly Shore was The Weasel...?

(no one is going to get that reference...)

I got it...but then I LOVED Encino Man.

WEEZE THE JUICE! WEEZE THE JUICE!

I love you all so SO much.

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#20058 Tsundoku

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Posted 17 May 2016 - 07:53 PM

Gust Hubb, on 17 May 2016 - 05:19 PM, said:

Apparently paying alimony and child support doesn't affect student loan payments, well actually it does...

With a smaller family I will soon pay more per month when everything is recalculated..

??? I would have thought you still had the same number of financial dependents, even if they aren't living with you?

That's a bit shit. :laughing:

#20059 Gust Hubb

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Posted 18 May 2016 - 01:54 AM

Tsundoku, on 17 May 2016 - 07:53 PM, said:

Gust Hubb, on 17 May 2016 - 05:19 PM, said:

Apparently paying alimony and child support doesn't affect student loan payments, well actually it does...

With a smaller family I will soon pay more per month when everything is recalculated..

??? I would have thought you still had the same number of financial dependents, even if they aren't living with you?

That's a bit shit. :laughing:

Minus wife.

But I may still get it to work. I think the loan idiots didn't know what they were talking about. Needs more research

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#20060 Macros

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Posted 18 May 2016 - 06:39 AM

Nah they're fools.
Alimony has to count as a dependant, same with child support.

What's messing with my groove? The cost of public transport in England is simply fucking ridiculous. I can get from Bratislava to Budapest for a tenner but to get from one london airport to another costs me £40.
Go fuck yourselves british rail.

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