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#15921 Slow Ben

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 05:29 PM

Slow Ben, on 13 August 2014 - 03:01 PM, said:

Just had to evict a family with 4 kids.

I feel like i'm gonna throw up.

Well, I dont feel bad anymore. They're refusing to leave or pay rent, so now i have to go to the courthouse and file an eviction notice and a claim in small claims court.

Yay for wasting my fucking time.

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#15922 Ukjent

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:19 PM

It may not be the case in your case, but I have always wondered why poor people in developed countries still have way to many kids if they are poor. 2

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:21 PM

Lack of education regarding birth control, mostly I reckon. Or just being born into a life where having children is about the only meaningful act you get to accomplish before you die.

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 08:32 PM

No playstations :rolleyes:

That wasn't a serious question was it grab-a-lick?

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 10:04 PM

Potty training the kiddo.

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#15926 Ukjent

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Posted 19 August 2014 - 10:09 PM

Morgoth, on 19 August 2014 - 08:21 PM, said:

Lack of education regarding birth control, mostly I reckon. Or just being born into a life where having children is about the only meaningful act you get to accomplish before you die.

That's why I wrote developed countries. I understand that in Africa they don't got much of birth control and the mortality rate for children are very high. But somehow I expect that this should not be the case in a developed country since they should have learned this in School. But anyhow this isn't the place for this discussion.

#15927 Puck

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 08:37 AM

We're out of coffee :rolleyes:

Also, I have to present my final project to the comittee at uni today. I am 100% sure I won't make the deadline. This will be.. fun.

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 10:08 AM

SL is going home today, and my hand/fingers are sore.

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#15929 Tsundoku

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 11:55 AM

Solidsnape, on 20 August 2014 - 10:08 AM, said:

SL is going home today, and my hand/fingers are sore.

...

...

... really?

:rolleyes:

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#15930 Solidsnape

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 12:17 PM

Sombra, on 20 August 2014 - 11:55 AM, said:

Solidsnape, on 20 August 2014 - 10:08 AM, said:

SL is going home today, and my hand/fingers are sore.

...

...

... really?

:rolleyes:

Just read that back. Not cool......

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 02:25 PM

Lord Gator, on 20 August 2014 - 03:20 AM, said:

Is there any dream interpreters here? I've been having some crazy ones!

The answer is your penis.

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#15932 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 August 2014 - 07:40 AM

Abyss, on 20 August 2014 - 02:25 PM, said:

Lord Gator, on 20 August 2014 - 03:20 AM, said:

Is there any dream interpreters here? I've been having some crazy ones!

The answer is your penis.

As long as the answer to my crazy dreams isn't BK's pensi, it's all good.

Messing with my groove is that Oakhurst is burning. It's a town just south of Yosemite National Park as well as being near where I used to work in CA and where I visited again over the weekend. Like 13000 people were evacuated & some guys I know have completely lost their homes. It was crazy and people further up the valley were cut off. I think the main highway is open now but it is worrying - some good friends are on permanent standby to be evacuated.

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 10:16 AM

Gust Hubb, on 19 August 2014 - 10:04 PM, said:

Potty training the kiddo.

Good luck there GH, i have not long potty trained my son and at times he woudl ratehr 'dance' or play with teh cat than go for a wee.

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#15934 Gothos

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 10:59 AM

fancy new leather shoes. yeah, new+leather = bleeding feet. I suspect. I'm afraid to take them off.

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#15935 Gust Hubb

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Posted 22 August 2014 - 11:06 AM

DeadHedge, on 22 August 2014 - 10:16 AM, said:

Gust Hubb, on 19 August 2014 - 10:04 PM, said:

Potty training the kiddo.

Good luck there GH, i have not long potty trained my son and at times he woudl ratehr 'dance' or play with teh cat than go for a wee.

Thanks. Yeah, our kid is what my wife calls a lolligagger.

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#15936 Anomander

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 01:41 AM

Messing with my groove: jaw surgery. As part of ongoing dental work (I've had braces since December '12) I had to have my upper and lower jaw broken. Something about my lower jaw being angled too low, if I didn't do the surgery now my molars would start grinding down in my 40s and then I would still need the surgery. Adding to the fun they had to remove 2 wisdom teeth at the same time. After a couple days in hospital I was able to come home and have since been bumming around the house.

The one upside? Weight loss! Down about 15 lbs in the first 10 days and I've got ~6 weeks total recovery time. I should look a great deal different by the time all is said and done

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#15937 Gust Hubb

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Posted 23 August 2014 - 03:49 PM

Anomander, on 23 August 2014 - 01:41 AM, said:

Drinking food with a straw?

Sorry bro. Get well quick!

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#15938 Solidsnape

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Posted 25 August 2014 - 12:25 AM

Richard Attenborough died.
Gutted.

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Posted 25 August 2014 - 06:09 AM

Solidsnape, on 25 August 2014 - 12:25 AM, said:

Richard Attenborough died.
Gutted.

Yep.
Dude was 90 and still legendary. He had a great run.

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#15940 HiddenOne

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Posted 25 August 2014 - 12:17 PM

The secretary/receptionist/clerk quit her job by not showing up today and giving no notice beforehand. So awesome.

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