Posted 11 September 2014 - 09:38 PM
Gothos, on 11 September 2014 - 01:06 PM, said:
Illuyankas, on 11 September 2014 - 01:04 PM, said:
I just got fired in a really dickish way.
Huh?
Were you sarcastic with your bosses again?
Hardly, I was working at a telesales job that wasn't too bad via an agency and my agency contact rang me to say the horrible manager of the telesales business couldn't even bother herself to inform me personally that she was firing me for 'inadequate performance' despite having been perfectly fucking adequate. I didn't see you firing those guys selling less than me, horrible manager person, and they had double my number of working ears!
Basically we were in a dry spell of data and numbers to call - we only called people who invited us to ring them, which was great cause cold calling sucks - and I was slightly below average at sales; my lowests wasn't the lowest but my highest wasn't the highest, unless we had fresh data and not people who had been called once in April and then not got back to til yesterday.
Fuck Telebizz. Yeah, I wrote your name, company! I don't care if you want me back later, fuck you and your terribizz! (I should copyright that)
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