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What's messing with your groove?

#12961 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:55 AM

Car crash on Sunday, so car is in the shop getting fixed. No spontaneous Thai dinner for me :The Force:
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#12962 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 10:32 AM

On the up side it saves you money :p
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#12963 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:33 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 01 November 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

Realised last night that I live in world where not everyone recognises Captain Hammer. It was most upsetting.

It is the same world where millions of people think Simon Cowell knows what good music is, so really are you that suprised?
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#12964 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 11:43 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 01 November 2012 - 11:33 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 01 November 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

Realised last night that I live in world where not everyone recognises Captain Hammer. It was most upsetting.

It is the same world where millions of people think Simon Cowell knows what good music is, so really are you that suprised?


I wouldn't know, I haven't had to experience Simon Cowell since the first singing thingy he was on
Well except for that song about owls.

:p

Also, sorry to hear about your accident Shiki! Accidents are shit :p

This post has been edited by King Lear: 01 November 2012 - 11:44 AM

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#12965 User is offline   pathos 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 01:58 PM

Not messing with my groove so much but still weird. Today is the first day in ages that at least one forumite isn't having a birthday that i have seen.
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 02:08 PM

What's a Captain Hammer?
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#12967 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:16 PM

Ah, mom's pet monkey is back. The three weeks without him have been the best of this year. And of course he can't just park his ass on the couch and shut up, nooo, he can't possibly feel comfortable in the living room with my easel standing in the corner, where it's been standing ever since I bought it years ago and where it does not even bother my mom who uses the living room for working at home. Painting is what I happen to study, idiot, while you sit around and drink and smoke and let my mom mom work from 8am to 8pm, asshole. Your apartment? The fuck it is. Who pays the rent? Not you. Who didn't pay the electricity bill for months and lied about it? Yes, you. Bastard.

Sorry for the random rant *sigh*
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:44 PM

View PostPuck, on 01 November 2012 - 05:16 PM, said:

Ah, mom's pet monkey is back. The three weeks without him have been the best of this year. And of course he can't just park his ass on the couch and shut up, nooo, he can't possibly feel comfortable in the living room with my easel standing in the corner, where it's been standing ever since I bought it years ago and where it does not even bother my mom who uses the living room for working at home. Painting is what I happen to study, idiot, while you sit around and drink and smoke and let my mom mom work from 8am to 8pm, asshole. Your apartment? The fuck it is. Who pays the rent? Not you. Who didn't pay the electricity bill for months and lied about it? Yes, you. Bastard.

Sorry for the random rant *sigh*


Sounds like someone needs to be punched in the taint.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#12969 User is offline   rhulad 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:05 PM

View PostPuck, on 01 November 2012 - 05:16 PM, said:

Ah, mom's pet monkey is back. The three weeks without him have been the best of this year. And of course he can't just park his ass on the couch and shut up, nooo, he can't possibly feel comfortable in the living room with my easel standing in the corner, where it's been standing ever since I bought it years ago and where it does not even bother my mom who uses the living room for working at home. Painting is what I happen to study, idiot, while you sit around and drink and smoke and let my mom mom work from 8am to 8pm, asshole. Your apartment? The fuck it is. Who pays the rent? Not you. Who didn't pay the electricity bill for months and lied about it? Yes, you. Bastard.

Sorry for the random rant *sigh*


Sounds like you could use the services of a good ninja, or a really mean dog.
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#12970 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:28 PM

View PostPuck, on 01 November 2012 - 05:16 PM, said:

Ah, mom's pet monkey is back. The three weeks without him have been the best of this year. And of course he can't just park his ass on the couch and shut up, nooo, he can't possibly feel comfortable in the living room with my easel standing in the corner, where it's been standing ever since I bought it years ago and where it does not even bother my mom who uses the living room for working at home. Painting is what I happen to study, idiot, while you sit around and drink and smoke and let my mom mom work from 8am to 8pm, asshole. Your apartment? The fuck it is. Who pays the rent? Not you. Who didn't pay the electricity bill for months and lied about it? Yes, you. Bastard.

Sorry for the random rant *sigh*


Don't apologise Puckster. Plenty of us on here have gone off far more loudly about a lot less (self possibly included *ahem*). :p

Plant some Class A drugs on him. He sounds like the sort of dipshit who would probably "have form".
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#12971 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:43 PM

Seems like they can't let it sit for a year without starting it all up again.
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Posted 04 November 2012 - 05:59 PM

man we need to get Suarez a strike partner.
January would need to see an out and out striker coming to Anfield
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#12973 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 06:59 PM

Caught a cold for the third or fourth time this year :) Aching throat, which means I can forget my plans for a whole week. And my family is wonderful. And I have no money for medication or going to the doc. As always, life sucks *sigh*
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#12974 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 09:57 PM

Bonfire night is a mental policing night & I'm not allowed to smash any of the sodding gits who are throwing fireworks at people in their smug, ugly, inbred faces...
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#12975 User is offline   rhulad 

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:00 PM

Is it all right if I come and do it for you? Just pretend you didn't see me.
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#12976 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 12:19 AM

I just knocked my razor against the tap after rinsing it carelessly, leaving a nice chip in the blade. It's not huge but it is visible when I hold it up to the light. Not confident enough to try honing it myself—I'll probably make it worse—so it looks like I'm gonna have to send it off for a couple of weeks to have it done professionally. Balls.
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#12977 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 12:46 AM

View Postrhulad, on 05 November 2012 - 10:00 PM, said:

Is it all right if I come and do it for you? Just pretend you didn't see me.

I'm fairly confident I would be looking the other way if such a thing were to occur...
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#12978 User is offline   Azathmaster 

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 04:08 AM

Lost my voice almost completely. I like to talk a lot.
Fuck.
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#12979 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 01:39 PM

Can't sleeeeeep. And it sounds like someone is walking on my roof. Which is fairly implausible but it's contributing to the keep-KL-awake-movement :)
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#12980 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 01:20 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 01 November 2012 - 02:08 PM, said:

What's a Captain Hammer?


This, basically.

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