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What's messing with your groove?

#7721 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 07:42 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 16 June 2011 - 07:22 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 16 June 2011 - 07:01 PM, said:

I was nudged by a car into a canal,



I'm sorry Tapper, but everytime you post in here it makes me chuckle.

The last time you hurt your ankle carrying a woman down the stairs.

You heartless bastard :apt2: Mind you, your reaction is more compassionate than that of my colleagues, who were literally rolling over the road with laughter. Also, my leather jacket seems ruined. As for the carrying, it was carrying boxes down the stairs for my grandma's sister, although your story sounds better.

View PostHiddenOne, on 16 June 2011 - 07:38 PM, said:


Check your insurance plan carefully, sometimes the loss or theft of a device is covered, while water damage is not. :apt2:

Yeah. I can probably also get work to refund the phone, as the accident happened during work time.
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#7722 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 10:48 PM

Why don't people say what they actually mean at the time and thus avoid any upset later? Now I feel like a right douchebag because of a situation that could easily have been avoided...
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#7723 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 17 June 2011 - 08:07 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 16 June 2011 - 10:48 PM, said:

Why don't women say what they actually mean at the time and thus avoid any upset later? Now I feel like a right douchebag because of a situation that could easily have been avoided...

Fixed to what you meant?

I think there are several explanations in the Awesome Pics thread.
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#7724 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 17 June 2011 - 09:38 AM

Just started a chat with a friend....but dinner's on in 5 mins and it's lamb shanks. Sigh...I always do this.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 17 June 2011 - 07:35 PM

Have to figure out what classes I'm taking in the fall (and my dad wants me to take a class over summer, but the deadline for signing up was a week ago), but I'm going to have to talk to the professors for these classes since I'm getting a late start signing up for those too.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 17 June 2011 - 08:02 PM

EA is messing with my groove. see why in the Games forum.

also, the lawyer I was supposed to meet with today about me volunteering at his office over the summer has called me to say he won't be in today, and we'll have to reschedule. that's two days in a row. I'mnot angry, as much as dejected. this also means that I don't have a clear-cut schedule for next week. there's a lot of shifts available at my other job, and we'll actually desperately need people to come in, and I'd like to work most of them. But now I can't pck them up, b/c I don't know when next week i'll be meeting him.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 17 June 2011 - 09:33 PM

View PostGothos, on 15 June 2011 - 09:11 AM, said:

that might be a problem



View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 15 June 2011 - 09:16 AM, said:

View PostSadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 15 June 2011 - 09:09 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 15 June 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Bear Power! Naturally!


Excellent!!


Now, all we need are a few virgins for ze sacred ritual...


I may be able to supply you with some. I drink the blood of virgins on a daily basis -- it makes me strong and powerful -- therefore I keep a large stock of them.



View PostTiste Simeon, on 15 June 2011 - 10:28 AM, said:

View PostSadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 15 June 2011 - 09:09 AM, said:

View PostGothos, on 15 June 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Bear Power! Naturally!


Excellent!!


Now, all we need are a few virgins for ze sacred ritual...

I volunteer! :apt2:




See Gothos, problem solved!
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 01:27 AM

Just found out the guy I mentioned in the rants thread, who was swarmed by rioters while trying to prevent looting of a store, died from the assualt. I am ashamed to live in the same city as those idiots who took part in the riots and saddened that this whole thing happened here.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 12:27 PM

A couple of muscles in my back have seized up, simply being alive right now is horrifically painful. :apt2:
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 07:29 PM

I'm experiencing hair loss. On one side of my head. I'm 16.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 08:26 PM

My cat died this morning. He was only 3.

He was off his food yesterday, which happens, but then he went out last night and stayed out, curled up under a bush. I brought him in this morning, and called the vet.

While I was getting his carrier, he went back out and went under the oil tank.

I went to take him out, but he was already gone... warm, limp, but gone.

He had a lump in his belly; but no sign of anything wrong before yesterday. I can't believe he was sitting on me on Thursday eve for neck rubs, and now he's not here anymore.

I rescued him from a city car park when he was four weeks old, and have looked after him ever since - just wish I could have done something for him this time. Posted Image
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 08:30 PM

That sucks Traveller. But, at least you made his life better for 3 years. That's better than most cats or dogs ever get, so it's a bittersweet message.

Weird how animals want to die alone when all we want is to do the exact opposite. Evolutionary tendency to not bring on predators, maybe? I've never thought on it before.
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#7733 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 02:05 AM

ugh

worked today. in the waterpark, it was actually a scorcher outside, so dehydrated.

got home, drank a lot of OJ. apparently too much.

now I feel lke crap, and i've still gotta work tomorrow... sigh
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:21 PM

I am now single...for the first time in 8 years. Single and terrified.


Nowhere to go. No one to depend on.


And what do people today even talk about? Is it all about hoverboards and cyborg dinosaurs?
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:28 PM

'fraid not. Welcome to the single troops.


In any case, woke up today with _terrible_ pain in my right shoulder joint. Seriously, it was scarily strong. I had to chug painkillers, it even made the considerable hangover just fade out. All I could do for half a day was lie curled up keeping it under a tonne of blankets and whimpering. I'd go as far as compare the bastard to when I sprained my ankle.
I've no idea how this happened - I know for sure I didn't injure it yesterday night. All this just from sleeping in a bad position?

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:45 PM

Bad times, they suck balls.

I've forgotten both how hard writing is, and House of Chains. As in the entire plot. This is not good.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 20 June 2011 - 01:51 AM

View PostSadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 19 June 2011 - 10:21 PM, said:

I am now single...for the first time in 8 years. Single and terrified.Nowhere to go. No one to depend on.And what do people today even talk about? Is it all about hoverboards and cyborg dinosaurs?

You can't go wrong with the following conversation topics: which 3D movies were good, boobs, the "would you rather" game and what you'd do on a trip if you could go anywhere and do anything.

View PostIlluyankas, on 19 June 2011 - 10:45 PM, said:

Bad times, they suck balls.I've forgotten both how hard writing is, and House of Chains. As in the entire plot. This is not good.

I still have no idea why you actually responded to someone asking for a plot summary without giving you anything.

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Posted 20 June 2011 - 02:40 AM

View PostSadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 19 June 2011 - 10:21 PM, said:

I am now single...for the first time in 8 years. Single and terrified.


Nowhere to go. No one to depend on.


And what do people today even talk about? Is it all about hoverboards and cyborg dinosaurs?



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Posted 20 June 2011 - 03:47 AM

View Postamphibian, on 20 June 2011 - 01:51 AM, said:

I still have no idea why you actually responded to someone asking for a plot summary without giving you anything.

I enjoyed summing up Return so much I've been looking for an excuse to do another. Just not til later tomorrow.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 20 June 2011 - 06:20 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 20 June 2011 - 03:47 AM, said:

View Postamphibian, on 20 June 2011 - 01:51 AM, said:

I still have no idea why you actually responded to someone asking for a plot summary without giving you anything.

I enjoyed summing up Return so much I've been looking for an excuse to do another. Just not til later tomorrow.


Wait wait wait wait WAIT... You've done a plot summary of RotCG?

DOES THIS MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO FINISH READING IT???

(please say yes so I can go and crow in the happy thread?)
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