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What's messing with your groove?

#7701 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 04:56 AM

I may have to give away one of my cats :Oops:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#7702 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 06:54 AM

I would really much like to be somone else...anyone up for trading places?
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#7703 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 07:11 AM

So I rise up from my bed early and pull myself into a less disheveled state, and begin the 90 minute journey into the city. Only to find my friend has only just remembered that vital shopping she has to complete and cancels just asi walk in. Was not happy.

However, used my spare hours to do some Japanese study and I feel better :Oops:
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#7704 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 07:16 AM

 SadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 15 June 2011 - 06:54 AM, said:

I would really much like to be somone else...anyone up for trading places?


if it didn't involve becoming a woman I would be!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#7705 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 07:19 AM

 Gothos, on 15 June 2011 - 07:16 AM, said:

 SadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 15 June 2011 - 06:54 AM, said:

I would really much like to be somone else...anyone up for trading places?


if it didn't involve becoming a woman I would be!


It wouldn't. It would involve you becoming a bear, though...is that better?
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#7706 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 07:34 AM

Bear Power! Naturally!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#7707 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 07:49 AM

@Loki... I can see if my housemate and landlord are ok with us getting a cat and we could look after her for you... if I can get permission :Oops:
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#7708 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 08:00 AM

I still have acne at age 26. What the fuck is wrong with me?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#7709 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 08:24 AM

Fucking Silencer (Wolfy and KL not exempt) have given me exactly what I asked for. Which, I suppose, is my own damned fault. It is hilarious, though.

 friggin capitalization, on 15 June 2011 - 01:26 AM, said:

I'm thinking of changing my avatar as soon as I can get my name reset to friggin capitalization.



 Wolfy, on 15 June 2011 - 02:19 AM, said:

Change his name to "friggin capitalization" :lol:



 Darkwatch, on 15 June 2011 - 02:40 AM, said:

 Wolfy, on 15 June 2011 - 02:19 AM, said:

Change his name to "friggin capitalization" :Oops:


You owe someone some rep.

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 15 June 2011 - 08:26 AM

 Gothos, on 15 June 2011 - 08:00 AM, said:

I still have acne at age 26. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Change your pillow cases more often. I'm not joking.
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#7711 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 09:09 AM

 Gothos, on 15 June 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Bear Power! Naturally!


Excellent!!


Now, all we need are a few virgins for ze sacred ritual...
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#7712 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 09:11 AM

that might be a problem
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#7713 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 09:16 AM

 SadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 15 June 2011 - 09:09 AM, said:

 Gothos, on 15 June 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Bear Power! Naturally!


Excellent!!


Now, all we need are a few virgins for ze sacred ritual...


I may be able to supply you with some. I drink the blood of virgins on a daily basis -- it makes me strong and powerful -- therefore I keep a large stock of them.
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#7714 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 10:28 AM

 SadCountenance EmoDropBear, on 15 June 2011 - 09:09 AM, said:

 Gothos, on 15 June 2011 - 07:34 AM, said:

Bear Power! Naturally!


Excellent!!


Now, all we need are a few virgins for ze sacred ritual...

I volunteer! :Oops:
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#7715 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 07:43 AM

 Centzon Totochtin, on 15 June 2011 - 07:49 AM, said:

@Loki... I can see if my housemate and landlord are ok with us getting a cat and we could look after her for you... if I can get permission :Oops:


Thanks, Centz. But my mum can have Burn at her new place :lol:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#7716 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 08:48 AM

I NEED A PET TO NAME AS AWESOMELY....
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 16 June 2011 - 02:22 PM

BUY A CHINCHILLA

NAME HIM BEEF SEXINGTON

DECLARE HIM TO BE CHINCHILLIN'

DROWN IN ATTRACTIVE LADIES

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 07:01 PM

I was nudged by a car into a canal, just after i got dry and fine out of a canoe. That bath wrecked my clothes and made me smell like a sewer, gave me the sickest taste ever in my mouth and WRECKED MY PHONE.
Which means I've lost a great many tel numbers, pics of my lil' nephew and from my trip to Chicago. Someone will pay for this. I bet it's going to be me and not my phone company, despite the insurance I have in place.
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Posted 16 June 2011 - 07:22 PM

 Tapper, on 16 June 2011 - 07:01 PM, said:

I was nudged by a car into a canal,



I'm sorry Tapper, but everytime you post in here it makes me chuckle.

The last time you hurt your ankle carrying a woman down the stairs.
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Posted 16 June 2011 - 07:38 PM

View PostTapper, on 16 June 2011 - 07:01 PM, said:

I was nudged by a car into a canal, just after i got dry and fine out of a canoe. That bath wrecked my clothes and made me smell like a sewer, gave me the sickest taste ever in my mouth and WRECKED MY PHONE.
Which means I've lost a great many tel numbers, pics of my lil' nephew and from my trip to Chicago. Someone will pay for this. I bet it's going to be me and not my phone company, despite the insurance I have in place.



Check your insurance plan carefully, sometimes the loss or theft of a device is covered, while water damage is not. :apt2:
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