What's messing with your groove?

#7141 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:28 AM

Mentalist, on 29 April 2011 - 05:36 AM, said:

Western world law is designed to fuck the males over. Always.

Fixed for accuracy. Sadly.

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#7142 Tapper

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:44 AM

My copy of Charlotte Gainsbourg's 5:55 apparently lacks the bonus tracks. I never knew. Until Spotify informed me by playing one of them. For the past four years, I was happy in my ignorance.
Now, I am consumed with rage and longing and a bitter feeling of disappointment in not having the right version of the cd.

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED THERE WAS A SPECIAL EDITION????!!!!!!!!!

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#7143 Tapper

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:52 AM

Sombra, on 29 April 2011 - 07:28 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 29 April 2011 - 05:36 AM, said:

Western world law is designed to fuck the males over. Always.

Fixed for accuracy. Sadly.

You know, if you're really that upset about it, you can become a woman, too. You just need to upset your hormonal balance, face a costly operation removing your junk, and despite your best effort to change your voice and the way you walk, your shoulders, hips and adam's apple are going to give you away, anyway.

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This post has been edited by Tapper: 29 April 2011 - 07:52 AM

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#7144 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 05:21 PM

The fact that I can't find a model of the Firefly ship, Serenity anywhere on Amazon or eBay... I would quite like one now after seeing the Serenity based wedding cake on a website...

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#7145 Captain Beardface

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:26 PM

Stuck sitting at the DMV at least they have wifi

EDIT: I really hate the DMV!!!!! I have all the paperwork needed but the computer says something different and the date on the paperwork is more current than the last update of there freaking database! I am pissed!

/end rant

This post has been edited by MuttonChops: 29 April 2011 - 06:46 PM

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#7146 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:42 PM

BAD MICROWAVE MEAL

BAD

Now I feel like death when I move or drink anything and I wanted to go out boozing today.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#7147 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 11:17 PM

Someone tried to mug me last night! (see happy thread for details)

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#7148 Lizradusa

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 02:17 AM

There is no cooker in the Hostel I'm staying in.

This post has been edited by Lizra: 30 April 2011 - 02:18 AM

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#7149 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 03:07 AM

Gotta be at school from nine until five tommorow as part of the theatre contingent for stupid Open Day where the wider community comes in to gawk at our wonderful learning establishment. This means small groups coming in for 30 seconds and then quietly leaving out the door. Fandamntastic.

Suck it Errant!

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#7150 A Demon Llama!

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 05:57 AM

Cousin set up a facebook account in my name..... i once vowed i would never have a facebook and now i am stuck looking for damned friends to add.

Edit: Also, got elbowed in the jaw in a mosh pit. Hurts like a mother.

This post has been edited by A Demon Llama!: 30 April 2011 - 05:59 AM

No Touchy.

#7151 Studlock

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 08:24 AM

Getting a F in BIO 108, bringer my second semester to a 1.0GPA for the second semester. I still have one more final to be marked but at this pace I will be kicked out of school. Fuck. I did better with five classes than with three. Fuck. It's my first year in univeristy, fuck again.

#7152 Loki

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 10:29 AM

Was made to sit through the season return of Dr. Who............

I've never watched it before so it could be that this episode was an exception but if not I am seriously confused to how this series has lasted so long.....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7153 Cyphon

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 04:13 PM

Sheffield United relegated to League 1.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#7154 Gatekeeper

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 04:31 PM

Studlock, on 30 April 2011 - 08:24 AM, said:

Dude...what the hell? Get a tutor! That's what I had to do for what the kids are calling "math"

HAIL THE MARINES!

#7155 Gatekeeper

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 04:33 PM

Lizra, on 30 April 2011 - 02:17 AM, said:

There is no cooker in the Hostel I'm staying in.

Are there oddly attractive women there that want you to go to Eastern European countries and get hunted by rich people? If not, you're all good.

HAIL THE MARINES!

#7156 Puck

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 08:37 PM

Bah, any time I go on a date I end up wishing I was home drawing or reading. What the hell? What's wrong with me?

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#7157 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 08:40 PM

Studlock, on 30 April 2011 - 08:24 AM, said:

Don't worry, last semester I failed 3 different classes! Academic probation for the win!

#7158 Mott

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 09:20 PM

Just back from holiday and have had a tic hanging from just above my hipbone for about three days, my mum wouldn't let me attempt to get it out without tweezers or the tic things we use for the dogs and now I have a raised rash about the size of a 10p that is very sore and itchy. Aside from that I had a lovely time.

Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH

#7159 Tapper

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 09:46 PM

Lizra, on 30 April 2011 - 02:17 AM, said:

There is no cooker in the Hostel I'm staying in.

Ouch.

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#7160 Captain Beardface

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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:10 PM

Fucking locking lug nuts, guy who sold me the car forgot to give me the key... and I need to change the brakes prior to driving the car again... at least he is looking for the key, but I'm still without wheels at the moment