What's messing with your groove?

#7161 Shiara

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:07 AM

Mott, on 30 April 2011 - 09:20 PM, said:

Just back from holiday and have had a tic hanging from just above my hipbone for about three days, my mum wouldn't let me attempt to get it out without tweezers or the tic things we use for the dogs and now I have a raised rash about the size of a 10p that is very sore and itchy. Aside from that I had a lovely time.

Drop a bit of metho on the bastard and watch it pull out like its arse was on fire.

'Course, they tend to inject a little more toxin when you do that, but you're already sitting there letting it leisurely poison you, so you might as well get it over with.

Shiara, hates ticks.

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#7162 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:10 AM

REAL MEN PRY TICKS OUT WITH A TACK

I HAD SOME SPECIALLY CUSTOM MADE FOR THAT EXACT PURPOSE AT GREAT EXPENSE BUT THEY GOT THE ORDER WRONG AND I JUST GOT A LOT OF WHITE, ORANGE AND GREEN CAPSULE-SHAPED SWEETS

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#7163 Loki

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:12 AM

Illuyankas, on 01 May 2011 - 04:10 AM, said:

REAL MEN PRY TICKS OUT WITH A TACK

Then it's a good thing Mott didn't do that - we'd hate for people to think she was a real man.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7164 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:23 AM

EXCUSES

Or is gouging an insect out of your flesh with a pointy metal thing suddenly too good for you ladyfolk now? Sexist.

(what's messing with my groove is that I have successfully replicated 85% of internet discussion)

(14% of the rest is yelling about Hitler and swearing)

(don't ask about the last percent)

(really, don't)

#7165 amphibian

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 05:02 AM

Mott, on 30 April 2011 - 09:20 PM, said:

Do you have Lyme disease in your hemisphere? My brother had that. It progressed to a point that he was making truly terrible decisions and having stiff joints before diagnosis. I highly, highly do not recommend having that happen to you.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#7166 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 05:13 AM

It'd probably make you feel a bit of a lemon as well.

(oh god why all the puns)

#7167 Shiara

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 05:26 AM

amphibian, on 01 May 2011 - 05:02 AM, said:

Mott, on 30 April 2011 - 09:20 PM, said:

...lyme disease?

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#7168 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 09:50 AM

Feel like absolute cow turd after a long day. NEED A DAY OFF

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#7169 Loki

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 10:21 AM

My sister's kitten just got run over

We thought it was Kalam because Kokomo looks just like him. So I'm upset because Kokomo is dead, I'm upset because I thought it was Kalam and I'm really upset because my little sister is absolutely heartbroken (despite all her faults she's still my sister and she's still a kid and I don't like her being so upset. She treated that cat like it was the most important thing in the world. She even use to dress the poor thing up.)

It hasn't been the best month.

This post has been edited by Loki: 01 May 2011 - 10:37 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7170 Mott

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:33 PM

Loki, on 01 May 2011 - 04:12 AM, said:

Illuyankas, on 01 May 2011 - 04:10 AM, said:

REAL MEN PRY TICKS OUT WITH A TACK

Then it's a good thing Mott didn't do that - we'd hate for people to think she was a real man.

Real Men KILL IT WITH FIRE, surely?

Got it out but mum ended up putting dog toothpaste on it instead of savlon.

amphibian, on 01 May 2011 - 05:02 AM, said:

Yeah we get Lyme's disease around about, I'm keeping an eye on the rash, I actually did a project on Lyme disease at uni a few years back so I have a list of the different stages and what to look out for, the difficulty arises from a lot of the symptoms being so general that I'd just automatically put it down to CFS, I already get confused, swollen joints, flu like symptoms regularly with that.

I'm sorry to hear that Loki, I hope the next month is a better one.

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#7171 Aptorian

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 06:52 PM

Briar King, on 01 May 2011 - 06:45 PM, said:

Am I going to die?

Yes.

When you are going to die or how I don't know.

But you are going to die.

Food for thought.

#7172 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 08:07 PM

My frickin mother is coming to visit next weekend and staying for 5 nights. FIVE NIGHTS!! Has she no compassion?? She's even bringing her vile racist stupid old bastard boyfriend. Not only will I have to put up with them and entertain them for FIVE NIGHTS, I'll be expected to pay for the frickin privilage. Planning 5 days worth of entertainment for a whinging bint and a racist git is something of a challenge. So far I've got lots of drinking (mainly so I can get through) and lots of the free entry armed forces museums in London. Even a low brow racist nationalist son-of-a-bitch might find something interesting in that ... and I'll be drunk, so I won't care!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#7173 Illuyankas

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 08:08 PM

Old friend of mine from sixth form collapsed during a half-marathon today and died. We weren't terribly close - hell, I'm not sure we even liked each other - but he was a cool dude and I'll miss him nonetheless.

#7174 Cyphon

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 10:25 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 01 May 2011 - 08:07 PM, said:

I don't know. Not sure if the People's History Museum is somewhere you'd want to take him, as amazing as it is.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

MottI'd always pegged you as more of an Ublala

#7175 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:14 PM

My Uncle is dying. Was given a week to live 5 or 6 days ago. I went over today to visit. Watching one of my cousins, who was leaving but would be back tomorrow, was heartbreaking. It's like they are saying goodbye forever, over and over again.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#7176 Captain Beardface

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:39 PM

Sorry to hear that HD...

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#7177 Captain Beardface

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 11:48 PM

So I've once again put off doing any work for my master's class the week I didn't have class, now I have to do 2 weeks of assignments in 4 days time plus working full time designing aircraft...

#7178 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 02:23 AM

Got 2 days to finish 6 lab reports.

WHY DO I PROCRASTINATE, WHY?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>