[Tattersail_]

edit. not to messed up actually. its the cold the dark and the wet that makes me miserable

This post has been edited by Tattersail: 17 November 2010 - 12:10 PM

[Ulrik]

My wife actually hates me, because Im "not enough interested" in choosing colors into out new flat... Its magnified by free day because of public holiday...

Damn, Ill just walk in, check rooms, check variations of colors and decide...I dont have to run thru hundreds of crappy magazines with artifical houses made in studios...

[Grimjust Bearegular]

Puck, on 15 November 2010 - 11:48 PM, said:

I need to find the full script of Boondock Saints, preferably till tomorrow. Problem is, the only ones I can find either don't fit or require me to watch the movie all over again and compare the text.. Not that I couldn't watch the move for the upteenth time, but I want to slepp right now.. meh.

Easy peasy:

INTRO: Blood of Chuculainn playing in the background.

Or is the scene in the church before that? Oh well..slaughterhouse, butch woman, rule of thumbs, kicks on of them in the groin. Fight.

BLAM BLAM BLAM.

"Watcha need the stupid fucking rope for?"

BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Epic courtroom scene:

"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."


BLAM BLAM BLAM.


Scene with Il Duce.


"The questions is not how far. The question is: Do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith to go as far as is needed".


END.

Giles, on 16 November 2010 - 09:08 PM, said:

Split up with my girlfriend on Saturday morning so have been feeling down for the last few days

That sucks, man

[Shinrei]

Stupid terror prevention steps by the US have made it so I cannot send any packages from Japan to the US weighing over 1 pound.

So much for Christmas presents for my family this year....

[Tsundoku]

Shinrei, on 17 November 2010 - 02:58 PM, said:

Stupid terror prevention steps by the US have made it so I cannot send any packages from Japan to the US weighing over 1 pound.

So much for Christmas presents for my family this year....

WTF? They have banned any package at all over about 400 grams? Is that just from Japan? Is it private mail only? What's the John Dory (story)?

@Baudin
Sorry to hear that mate. Was it mutual?

This post has been edited by Sombra: 17 November 2010 - 03:40 PM

[Mezla PigDog]

Went out for what i was insisting was going to be a quiet drink last night. As some of you might predict, i woke up with an hurrendous hangover and what i can only describe as whiplash. Whiplash!! I still think i'm going to grow out of irresponsible drinking, i just can't work out when. Hell of a day trying to function.

[stone monkey]

Fist Gamet, on 17 November 2010 - 11:25 AM, said:

Too much crap and sychophantic vomit already soiling my TV about the "exciting" Royal Wedding that is supposed to make us all "feel good"!
There are a few more important things going in the world today...

Oh don't get me started on that! The consensus at work (where we all may, at some time in the future, technically be William's employees) is that no one gives a shit...

[Morgoth]

Shinrei, on 17 November 2010 - 02:58 PM, said:

Stupid terror prevention steps by the US have made it so I cannot send any packages from Japan to the US weighing over 1 pound.

So much for Christmas presents for my family this year....

Send them a pound of heroine. The money they make selling it (after mixing it down to about 40% purity by adding baking soda obviously) should pay for whatever they want for Christmas.

[Mezla PigDog]

I'm mostly sick of the phrase 'we are told they are very mindful of the current economic situation' as if they're going to have some kind of budget wedding. The fuckers are filthy rich!

[Centzon Totochtin]

Clearly an advantage of being on holiday.... I have no idea what is in the news right now

Grimmy: wow, condolences to you and your family

People who checked into my room today are REALLY messy I tripped over getting into my room this evening on their stuff and now my knee hurts.

[Puck]

Grimilla Insultface, on 17 November 2010 - 12:03 PM, said:

Easy peasy:

[...]

Haha! That'd be actually quite fun if I could use YOUR [very accuraty, if I might add ] version No way I can drag it out over at least fifty pages, alas.

This post has been edited by Puck: 17 November 2010 - 11:52 PM

[Gwynn ap Nudd]

The t is way too close to the g on a qwerty keyboard.

I slept terribly last night and, in my half awake daze, it wasn't until I had printed off a couple of e-mails to add to the respective files that I realised I had essentially called the receivers (new clients too, bah) retards rather than given them my regards. I expect to hear about this at work tomorrow. It certainly won't help that one of them basically read

"what do you want me to do? I told you how to build it, you did it wrong. It cannot be fixed. Tear it down and start over.

Retards,
Gwynn"

Though with a little more flowery language and less "you fucked it up"ness.

[KingTeholBeddict]

They're making everyone in my class sing for Lucia...
I mean seriously, it should be optional... but NO, everyone in 10th grade IB and 9th grade Swedish has to sing...
Do they want shattered eardrums, what the hell are they making us sing for?

[Puck]

First thing in the morning I had to listen to was my mom complaining about how life sucks and blaming me for it, lashing out at me and threatening to throw me out. Thought we were through this stuff after last time. Anyway, skipping an important lesson at uni to appease to her wishes and.. tidy up my room. Wtf?! *sigh*

To add to this: today some relatives of her stupid husband's are coming and staying for a couple of days. They're both retirees and have nothing better to do than to.. well, do nothing the whole day. And keep everything at the same place. So mom's monkey gets the mental shits when I so much as displace a cup in the kitchen these days. True story.

Also, the two had some crazy argument yesterday. She's not telling me why but gather I was part of it. Or rather, what a freak of nature I am.

Sorry for maybe sounding childish, but that's just silly. They can't expect me to cram all my stuff into my tiny room [I'm not allowed to keep my easel in the living room] and THEN to make my room look like from freaking furniture catalogue. I also don't care even a bit about aforementioned relatives. They have nothing to do with and in my room, if they keep the f*uck out everyone might end up being a happy bunny, but noooo *sigh*

/rant

This post has been edited by Puck: 18 November 2010 - 07:09 AM

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Let me set the stage for you:

Roommates 1-3, plus totally sympathetic couch-crasher (hereby called Reade). Amongst my best friends. Excellent people. Flawless human being.
Roommate 1: Constantly stoned, otherwise a possessive nuisance.
Roommate 2: Nearly-personality-less human being. Engineering major. Actually a cool dude.
Roommate 3: We'll come back to this.
Reade: One of my best friends for years, excellent friend of Roommates 1 and 2.

Reade has to crash on our couch, because he's going to law school across the pond (~45 minute commute either way) and physically cannot find housing. I welcomed him. Roomie #2 welcomed him. Roomies #1, 3 were indifferent.

He pays his share of our rent, which is more than we could really ask.

Tonight, just in general conversation, Reade, R3, a mutual friend, and I are discussing what to watch. Seinfeld comes up. R3 dismisses it because I 'hate' the show. Reade agrees, with stipulations. I assert that the show is too mundane to be watched. Reade agrees.

Wait a full conversational minute.

R3 says, OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE, and I QUOTE.

Quote

"Your constant negativity is one of the reasons I hate living here"

Directed at totally magnanimous, (and gracious) couch-crasher Reade.
Directed at the man who lets everyone else in the apartment (who he is legitimately paying a share of) use all of his electronics, copy all of his media, etc. etc.
Reade (and everyone else) gets quietly furious that he'd say such fundamentally disrespectful things to one of the people that we hold in the highest esteem.
We can't say anything, really, because R3 is such a fucking child.

[HoosierDaddy]

Roommates.... fun stuff. I've had my share of good and bad. You know who the best roommate is? NOBODY. Living by yourself fucking owns. Having said that, people need to be polite, and if that politeness is a fiction, well fuck it, it's a necessary fiction for roommates.

Edit: Also, if he's paying rent, he isn't a couch-crasher. That does a disservice to people who are legitimate couch-crashers who fucking suck balls.

This post has been edited by H.D.: 18 November 2010 - 09:58 AM

[Gothos]

I live in a 3 room flat with two couples. And they're pretty cool, universally supportive and... we all mostly keep to ourselves. They've no problem with me mostly staying in my room and being dead to the world most of the time, besides the odd meal I make in the kitchen, or tea. I've found these by pretty much accident, and TBH I wouldn't trade any of them for someone else. Is good this way.

Though the fact that I live with 4 other people is... infuriating, on some level. I'd love to be able to afford renting a small (like 20 sq meters) flat all by myself.

PS. Why don't you ditch Roomie #3 and take the coucher in for him?

This post has been edited by Gothos: 18 November 2010 - 10:05 AM

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Year-long lease. He's on the hook through May...

Plus, Reade is desperately trying to live in the City, to a) avoid the drama in Berkeley, and to actually be close to all of the shit he has to do (classes, women).

[Tattersail_]

don't tread egg shells. ask him what the fuck he means. what's up with that shit anyway, he reminds me of the blond guy in patch adams. 4 people having fun, and him being the dick that cant!

[Satan]

Or just kill him. That always works.