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What's messing with your groove?

#5321 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 20 October 2010 - 08:38 AM

View PostTapper, on 19 October 2010 - 01:29 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 19 October 2010 - 10:48 AM, said:

Finally worked up the courage to talk to this girl over FB. The conversation that followed was perfunctory, devoid of any spark and mostly consisted of me filling in the silences. She didn't even respond to my farewell (though I suspect that she was at this point). I hate when I take a chance and this happens.

Keep taking chances - you lose automatically if you do nothing :p


Guess that makes sense...
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 07:33 PM

Just read an article that says giving cunnilingus heightens the chance to catch throat cancer.

All my hobbies now cause cancer :)
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 07:39 PM

That sounds like an article that was made up by some one who can't give good cunnilingus. :) or somebody who would rather not be bothered.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 07:40 PM

Also you have some great hobbies... :)
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 07:41 PM

View PostVengeance, on 21 October 2010 - 07:40 PM, said:

Also you have some great hobbies... :p

Thanks :)
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 08:41 PM

View PostTapper, on 21 October 2010 - 07:33 PM, said:

Just read an article that says giving cunnilingus heightens the chance to catch throat cancer.

All my hobbies now cause cancer :)


I guess I'm a dead man then. "But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile." :p
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 09:44 PM

I hate to break it to you, but everything gives you cancer.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 12:28 AM

Colts players are dropping like flies.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 12:40 AM

Attacked by a squirrel (read, climbed up my leg, inspected one hand for food vigorously, climbed across my family jewels, scrabbled at the other hand, then ran down the other leg) and stung/bitten twice by an insect that got in my shirt. I caught it when it bit me on the elbow.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 01:05 AM

http://quigleyscabin...-squirrels.html
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 03:08 AM

The 'vandalism' section is all because many industries have started using soy-based 'rubber' cabling in things. Especially in cars.

But yes, little sons of bitches be crazy.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 12:38 PM

It was 29 degrees today for the first time in months. Unwelcome change.

Also, school athletics tommorow. I don't mind that much, but it goes from 1pm to 5:30pm. That's practically the whole day.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 22 October 2010 - 07:10 PM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 22 October 2010 - 03:08 AM, said:

The 'vandalism' section is all because many industries have started using soy-based 'rubber' cabling in things. Especially in cars.

But yes, little sons of bitches be crazy.


when I worked at a waterpark a few years back, we had a squirrel get inside the switchboard and suicide there, shorting out the entire park for 2 days.
The sad part was that we kept the park open, despite lack of working waterslides or filtration in pools.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 22 October 2010 - 09:46 PM

Minor annoyance of the day: my mother lent me her wig for tomorrow, which is cool, but it's been lying around somwhere in her wardrobe for ten years or more.. So I decided to wash it. Now I have a brunette wig with grey streaks, which aren't pronounced enough to look intentional.

My mom's amused, I - not so much.
Somewhat funny, though, I've got to admit.

This post has been edited by Puck: 22 October 2010 - 09:48 PM

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Posted 23 October 2010 - 12:50 AM

MOTHERFUCKING FREAKANGELS SKIP WEEK NUMBER 2.

I AM GOING TO MURDER WARREN ELLIS AND CO. IN THE FACE. HARD.

REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HARD.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 09:04 AM

Murder in the face, its always the worst.
What messing with my groove? Yet again I'm covering for the bunch of degenerates I have the pleasure of living and working with.
Its not enough that I'm the only one up every morning on time to get them up for work, yet again out of 7 people theres 2 of us in today. And I can practically
Guarantee that they wont have the decency to clean the apartment after throwing drink around it last night.
I need a raise
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 09:38 AM

View PostMacros, on 23 October 2010 - 09:04 AM, said:

Murder in the face, its always the worst.
What messing with my groove? Yet again I'm covering for the bunch of degenerates I have the pleasure of living and working with.
Its not enough that I'm the only one up every morning on time to get them up for work, yet again out of 7 people theres 2 of us in today. And I can practically
Guarantee that they wont have the decency to clean the apartment after throwing drink around it last night.
I need a raise


Why do you live with the people you work with? It's one of my own personal Hells, but I only have to do that on deployment fer crissakes!

I'd suggest moving if you can afford it, or moving in with people you don't work with.

Being with people 24/7 is shit. I only survived my last deployment because we had a good room - all 3 of us had the ability to switch off and ignore or relate to each other as required and not have a problem with it.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 10:27 AM

the company pays for the apartment, It wouldn't be a financial benefit to work over here and pay for digs, I'd be as well at home travelling to belfast every day
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 12:30 PM

My parents are having friends over. This means treats, so good.

But it also means an old woman with a laugh that sounds like an insane buzzard on crack cocaine.

My God.
Suck it Errant!


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Posted 23 October 2010 - 01:08 PM

Piece of motherfucking shit

last night was TOTAL FAIL ON MY PART. for so many reasons.

firstly, got wasted like, actually, letting go wasted. WHIcH I NEVer FUCKING DO.

secondly, allowed my emotions to get the better of me. never FUCKING A-GAIN.

thirdly, I remember EVERYTHING I did last night. implications of that will sink in gradually all goddamn weekend.

fourthly, I have 7-hour long job-training starting in exactly 2 hours and my head is pulsating like a million drummers are having a drum--off in there.

fifthly, just..... PIECE of MOTHER$*&^^ING ^%*#, I want to punch a wall right now, but i'm sober enough to restrain myself.

sixthly, it's realizing I have no one to blame but myself, and venting is the only thing I can do right now.

EDIT: I suppose the one positive about the whole thing is the fact that I couldn't really sleep per se due to remembering various part s of the night in a half-drunken stupor meant there was no way in hell I was gonna sleep htorugh the time I have to get up for training. small consolation, in light of total and utter idiocy.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 23 October 2010 - 01:14 PM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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