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What's messing with your groove?

#4280 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:10 PM

Is there some reason we should be concerned about Lil' Wiggler? :)


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Actually I'm glad that I wasn't circumcised first, as the precise nature of the injury would have scarred something that wasn't removable by surgery if I had been. It served its purpose and I'm happy to have had it.


And this is a new one for that ever popular and always pointless internet debate. Foreskin as trauma plate. I sure as fuck never would have considered it.
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#4281 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:11 PM

It's a crumple zone.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4282 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:15 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 May 2010 - 05:53 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 13 May 2010 - 05:46 PM, said:

Body aching all over from the gym.

But at least my wang is in working order, unlike Illy.


Your lack of concern for my wang saddens me.

Sorry, shall add it to my list of concerns...
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#4283 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:18 PM

knackered my shoulder at the gym :)

On the plus side, unlike Illy and RLY, my Boaby is fine


(for the non Scots, take a guess at what Boaby means in this context. I imagine you'll get it right.)
meh. Link was dead :(
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#4284 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 06:31 PM

the wiener is a thing of great mystery
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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#4285 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:05 PM

Mine tells riddles.
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#4286 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:08 PM

Mine tells jokes. It's got me in stitches.

HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4287 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:14 PM

Mine makes bad decisions for me and then disappears when there is a reckoning
I AM A TWAT
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#4288 User is offline   Jusentantaka 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 07:21 PM

View PostCougar, on 13 May 2010 - 07:14 PM, said:

Mine makes bad decisions for me and then disappears when there is a reckoning


What, you've got an inny?
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#4289 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 09:01 PM

I'm impressed that this thread lasted this schlong before degenerating into penis jokes...
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#4290 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 09:35 PM

Stop, you're giving me the willies.
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#4291 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:20 PM

These puns are worth as much as junk.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#4292 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:25 PM

disgusting members this board has.

Can't get thier minds out of the gutters.

in other news. dog tired
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#4293 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:29 PM

I agree with Mac, people should stop cocking about.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#4294 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:35 PM

I assume that's Brit for dicking around?
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#4295 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:39 PM

At least it's giving them a bit of happenis.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#4296 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:05 AM

I worked a terrible job today that further injured my already busted wrist. Popping Motrin pills like they're going out of style.


But at least my rodeo is still ranch. Or something penis something. Something.
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#4297 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 04:32 AM

I now know more about forum members penis's than was needed :)
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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#4298 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 05:02 AM

Sorry about that, but if there ever was something that deserved to go in this thread, it is penile injuries.

For the record, mine is a little better. I'm back to only wearing two socks again.
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#4299 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 05:06 AM

I just sneezed and my whole body hurts.... still hurts... still... still... slight headache... chest pain.... ok its getting better...

better....

better...

better...

gone...


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