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#4260 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 02:19 AM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4261 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 02:24 AM

Running around the waterpark today, my johnson got severly chaffed by my stupid bathing suit.

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#4262 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 02:27 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 May 2010 - 02:24 AM, said:

Running around the waterpark today, my johnson got severly chaffed by my stupid bathing suit.

OH FUCKING TRAGEDY LET ME CRY YOU A RIVER

NORMALLY I WOULD BE FULL OF SYMPATHY BUT I'M A LITTLE FRAUGHT RIGHT NOW

#4263 RodeoRanch

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 03:01 AM

I've buggered up my left wrist. Hurts like hell.

But at least my peep ain't on the fritz like Illy's!

#4264 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 03:11 AM

I tweaked my lower back last night, and it's sore as shit.

But at least my joystick is perfect.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#4265 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 03:14 AM

I can't get any sleep because my dick is bleeding.

But at least my dick is alrighFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

#4266 Loki

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 03:54 AM

I was going to complain about something but seeing as my genitals aren't chaffed or bleeding I think I may just be happy with that instead.....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#4267 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 04:02 AM

Not the best welcome back in the world, but hey!

Also now I'm going to curl into a ball and wait for death. Or breakfast. Whichever gets here first.

#4268 Loki

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 04:07 AM

Illuyankas, on 13 May 2010 - 04:02 AM, said:

Also now I'm going to curl into a ball and wait for death. Or breakfast. Whichever gets here first.

In my experience death tends to come first.....probably has to do with the fact that I don't have slaves to cook for me anymore and bring me breakfast in bed. Life can be cruel.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#4269 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 04:20 AM

So as far as dingus related injuries Illy has me beat byt a mile. Still, having to go up to my sister-in-law and ask if she has anything in her baby bag for my raw schlong was akward. She actually had something for chaffing, which I then had to take into the bathroom to apply, with everyone outside knowing I was in there rubbing the medicine I stole from the baby on my prick. Akward.

It's a little odd that Illy's penis issue wouln't have happened if he was circumcised, and mine only happened because I was.

So, Illy, now that you're clipped, you get to worry about things rubbing the tip of your johnson raw. Enjoy that.

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#4270 worry

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 04:29 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 May 2010 - 04:20 AM, said:

having to go up to my sister-in-law and ask if she has anything in her baby bag for my raw schlong was akward.

That is the worst euphemism I have ever heard.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#4271 MTS

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 04:38 AM

Writing a paper on the effects of binge drinking whilst incredibly hungover is not as effective a strategy as I would have hoped.

No schlong injuries over here.

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#4272 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 05:04 AM

worrywort, on 13 May 2010 - 04:29 AM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 May 2010 - 04:20 AM, said:

having to go up to my sister-in-law and ask if she has anything in her baby bag for my raw schlong was akward.

That is the worst euphemism I have ever heard.

Ha! I didn't realize how bad that sentence looked until you pointed it out. I of course meant the bag in which she keeps things for her baby.

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#4273 Tapper

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:21 AM

Going for a short holiday today, and I have way too many vegetables and cheese that I can't freeze in, but will get sick of if I eat them. Nor can I stash them in the bin, as I won't be home by the day the garbage collectors come by.

So, here I am, chewing cheese with cucumber and cherry tomatoes.

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#4274 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:23 AM

I'm grumpy at my friends for saying "come play online with us" then ignoring me for 40 minutes when I couldn't do quests without them. *pouts*

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That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 10:25 AM

This thread has given me a new-found appreciation of my healthy foreskin.

#4276 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 11:54 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 13 May 2010 - 04:20 AM, said:

It's a little odd that Illy's penis issue wouln't have happened if he was circumcised, and mine only happened because I was.

So, Illy, now that you're clipped, you get to worry about things rubbing the tip of your johnson raw. Enjoy that.

Actually I'm glad that I wasn't circumcised first, as the precise nature of the injury would have scarred something that wasn't removable by surgery if I had been. It served its purpose and I'm happy to have had it.

But yes I am enjoying the constant rubbing, actually more than the repeated changing of loose boxers to wear ones that aren't able to stand up by themselves thanks to all the dried blood. Enjoy your lunch.