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#3919 Darkwatch

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 05:14 AM

RodeoRanch, on 24 March 2010 - 05:22 PM, said:

Writing a full marketing plan for an imaginary landscaping company is hard. I never ever want to run my own business. I like government work. Less thinking and more pay!

On the plus side I named my imaginary company "The Super Duper Landscaping Company" and that makes me laugh every time I type it.

It's 1h15 in the morning and my project has gone at a snails pace it sucks.
I have to set up a implantation plan for a document management system.

Though in the same vein as Rodeo's company name I have named my consulting firm Weyland-Yutani.

It is quite fun.

Edit:
I have named the tech collaborator firm Adeptus Mechanicus. (It is presently 1h30 am)

This post has been edited by Darkwatch: 04 April 2010 - 05:28 AM

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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.

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RodeoRanch said:

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A non-touching itself rock.

#3920 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 10:09 AM

Can't sleep - lost my phone, and won't be going home for Easter apparently.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3921 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 12:54 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 04 April 2010 - 10:09 AM, said:

Can't sleep - lost my phone, and won't be going home for Easter apparently.

Man, that's sounds terrible. Hope better things are coming around the bend.

Suck it Errant!

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#3922 MTS

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 01:08 PM

Ain, on 04 April 2010 - 12:54 PM, said:

Adjutant Stormy, on 04 April 2010 - 10:09 AM, said:

Can't sleep - lost my phone, and won't be going home for Easter apparently.

Man, that's sounds terrible. Hope better things are coming around the bend.

Getting drunk is always the best solution.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3923 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:16 PM

The leg with a massive lump on it from tripping into the side of my shower (one of those bath shower combo things) abd hitting the side with my shin... now also has a graze covering half the lower leg from falling over today

owie owie owie owie

The leg hurts to move

And it wrecked the only pair of jeans I had that still fit

And my team lost the netball game I was watching and was the reason i was in the carpark where I hurt my leg

And tomorrow if the last day of the long weekend

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3924 Illuyankas

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:20 PM

Are we going to have to start calling you Limp, Centz?

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3925 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:22 PM

Maybe for the next few days

My leg looks pretty

And what do we call you with your injury previously posted about then?

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3926 Tsundoku

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 03:27 PM

Bender.

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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#3927 MTS

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 05:22 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on 04 April 2010 - 03:22 PM, said:

And what do we call you with your injury previously posted about then?

The Broken Arrow? Chipped Sword? Circumsized?

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#3928 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 08:07 PM

If the problem persists, we could call it Return of the Crimson Gonad...

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#3929 Illuyankas

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 08:38 PM

BAM

#3930 Korbal Broach

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 03:09 AM

The end of my 5 day weekend, and the return to normal weather. It was 25 C the last 4-5 days and I'm in Canada... It's normally only about 6-7 C.

I'm not about to engage in a battle of the wits with an unarmed opponent.

#3931 Darkwatch

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 03:22 AM

I know the weather had been atrociously hot. Though I hate rain, and that's what's coming.
I'm still holding out for one last snow dump from nowhere.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3932 MTS

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 03:53 AM

25 is atrociously hot?!?!

Crazy Canucks. You'd probably melt if you were here on a particularly hot summer's day.

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#3933 Darkwatch

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 04:00 AM

Nah, it regularly ramps up to 35 C plus humidity in the summer, we'd do fine.
I just prefer the cold.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#3934 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 09:58 PM

Work tomorrow
Ate way too much chocolate
There's bugger all on tv

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3935 Illuyankas

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Posted 05 April 2010 - 10:03 PM

That, Mezla Pigdog,
Is just not how you haiku
You should know better

#3936 Macros

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 06:15 PM

People assuming I was drunk because they didnt get my awesome play on words. I was on a tea break at work I'll have you know.
Humour is dead

2012
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#3937 RodeoRanch

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 06:19 PM

You think I'm a cross-dresser?!!

#3938 Macros

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 07:48 PM

I'm assuming now this is a language barrier.

Cross as in mad.

So, you're a cross dresser, as in you're very angry when getting dressed. Its a pune

I was sent the joke earlier and was going to use it on myself, but with a pantless wonder like yourself running around, the joke was doubled.

Alas, to no avail.

2012
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