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You cure cancer but give syphilis?
What if I don't have cancer and don't want syphilis?
What's messing with your groove?
#3900
Jusentantaka 
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 08:49 PM
hey, I didn't say I could cure canCer, canSer is different. Its the disease you get when you want to eat Cans of Shitier stuff 
and I can so cure syphilis, penicillin is easy to make, and i'm sure I've got a couple syringes laying about to inject some into tehz bum
ugh I need to get out and do things... this sitting at the computer 6 hours a day is bullshit.
and I can so cure syphilis, penicillin is easy to make, and i'm sure I've got a couple syringes laying about to inject some into tehz bum
ugh I need to get out and do things... this sitting at the computer 6 hours a day is bullshit.
#3901
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 10:21 PM
Jusentantaka, on 01 April 2010 - 06:55 PM, said:
ps: Tistedoll, does this mean you can post pictures out of uniform? If you know what I mean. teee heee
*coughcough*justsendmeapm*cough*
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We all Scream
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#3902
RodeoRanch
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM
Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
#3903
Aristai
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:19 AM
RodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:
Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
Throw off the shackles!
#3904
Tsundoku
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM
RodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:
Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#3905
MTS
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 07:51 AM
Sombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:
RodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:
Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless.
Instead of a 3-way breakup at once, how about a royal rumble for the position of girlfriend? With petroleum jelly?
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#3906
Tapper
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 08:05 AM
Sombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:
RodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:
Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless.
Nah. Throw a party. Invite a couple of friends. Invite the three ladies (and the crazy midget). get the drink flowing. Everyone will be uneasy. Stand up, make a speech. Tell them they're great but they have you confused. Watch them leave one by one, send your friends after them for consolation. Much debauchery later, run for your life.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#3907
Gothos
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 08:55 AM
send the same email to them so that they can see there's more addresses it's aimed for. Bonus points for including sentences with "unique" and "time of my life"
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#3908
Tsundoku
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:01 AM
MTS, on 02 April 2010 - 07:51 AM, said:
Sombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:
RodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:
Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless.
Instead of a 3-way breakup at once, how about a royal rumble for the position of girlfriend? With petroleum jelly?
I direct you to post #3878 ...
http://forum.malazan...ndpost&p=745273
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#3909
Tapper
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:12 AM
Gothos, on 02 April 2010 - 08:55 AM, said:
send the same email to them so that they can see there's more addresses it's aimed for. Bonus points for including sentences with "unique" and "time of my life"
Why am I out of rep?
You have a vicious mind, sir. I like it.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#3910
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:14 AM
Bored and lonely...
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#3911
Gothos
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:20 AM
Tapper, on 02 April 2010 - 09:12 AM, said:
Gothos, on 02 April 2010 - 08:55 AM, said:
send the same email to them so that they can see there's more addresses it's aimed for. Bonus points for including sentences with "unique" and "time of my life"
Why am I out of rep?
You have a vicious mind, sir. I like it.
I've got the capacity to be a complete monster on a good day, I must say. Hope my mother never learns that! I'm a good son. :>
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
#3912
MTS
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:33 AM
Sombra, on 02 April 2010 - 09:01 AM, said:
MTS, on 02 April 2010 - 07:51 AM, said:
Sombra, on 02 April 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:
RodeoRanch, on 02 April 2010 - 04:06 AM, said:
Three relationships is awful. I'm tired. Time to break up with all of them and be single for the summer.
Can you at least get video of the breakup speeches for us? A public venue would also rate highly. Maybe you could be efficient and combine all 3 into 1 speech with all 3 ladies present? Priceless.
Instead of a 3-way breakup at once, how about a royal rumble for the position of girlfriend? With petroleum jelly?
I direct you to post #3878 ...
http://forum.malazan...ndpost&p=745273
Great minds obviously think alike, Sombra.
Oh, and my R:TW has decided it doesn't want to work. Phooey.
This post has been edited by MTS: 02 April 2010 - 09:40 AM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#3913
Tapper
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 11:36 AM
I am hungover & bored and want to go home. 27 minutes on the clock still... meh.
Mount & Blade: warband will hopefully be a bit of a diversion.
Mount & Blade: warband will hopefully be a bit of a diversion.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#3914
Darkwatch
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 11:43 PM
I have projects to work on and I've been hit by a wave of fatigue. All I want to do is go to bed.
But if I do, I sleep till tomorrow morning for sure and no work gets done.
But if I do, I sleep till tomorrow morning for sure and no work gets done.
The Pub is Always Open
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Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
#3915
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 11:44 PM
Why did I agree to an early morning gym session tomorrow? Why?
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#3916
MTS
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Posted 03 April 2010 - 03:03 AM
It took me 7 and a half hours to get home this morning/afternoon. God, my head hurts.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#3918
Gothos
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Posted 03 April 2010 - 11:01 AM
Another girl that acquired a bf since I last saw her.
Fuck this world.
Fuck this world.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
