What's messing with your groove?

#3259 MTS

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:07 AM

The only correct way to size people up for sex is in terms of bacon. It's juicy, succulent, and you can nibble on it for hours on end.

Juse, why can't have have the sex? Husband away or something? Because I don't see a 'The Contest' thread...

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 24 January 2010 - 04:09 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3260 Jusentantaka

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:41 AM

Mappo, on 24 January 2010 - 04:07 AM, said:

Oh sweet god... you do those here too? So much fun they are. Fun to read through the angsty replies to the debauched stories which people make to try and end the competitors efforts. (Not to say that itemizing such debaucheries isn't tons of fun too)

*ahem* yeah, Mr. Toy is gone until the 11th.

#3261 Tsundoku

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:47 AM

Juicytaco, on 24 January 2010 - 04:41 AM, said:

*ahem* yeah, Mr. Toy is gone until the 11th.

That's one hell of a service/repair it's getting then. I hope it's still covered by warranty ...

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#3262 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 10:19 AM

I feel like crap

I never thought I'd say this, but I just want a cuddle right now *sigh*

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#3263 caladanbrood

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:16 PM

*hugs*

I now have to spend the next 12 hours (probably) reinstalling all sorts of crap on my computer. Which means Steam. Oh god, Steam and its endless updates

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#3264 Illuyankas

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 04:50 PM

Aptorian, on 23 January 2010 - 07:30 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 21 January 2010 - 02:54 AM, said:

Flipping Mount 'n' Blade is doing my head in. Why do I keep playing it??

Try doing "Car delivery" missions in Red Faction: Guerilla. My god. For a game that's cursed with such atrocious vehicle handling they sure put a lot of driving missions in there.

Someone mention Red Faction: Guerilla?

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3265 Traveller

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 06:41 PM

I have a four day weekend, and I've been ill every day of it so far.

I also had to deal with the results of a fatal road crash at work on wednesday, which involved a 3 year old. The driver (mum) died at the scene, and the kid made it as far as A+E, but there really wasn't much that we could do. It's still on my mind, dammit.

These things always seem to be due to a combination of badly-timed overtaking and big trucks - why can't people just put up with being 5 minutes late instead?

And, this time last year I was on an island in the Maldives.

Hurrumph!

This post has been edited by Traveller: 24 January 2010 - 07:14 PM

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#3266 Mr.James

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 10:59 PM

My friend died 30 minutes ago....was with him in the hospital...he was 18
and what makes you even sadder was the way it happened, he was playing some variation of russian roulete or whatever and he misjudged where the bullet was...he shot himself in the head Posted Image

You hear about these stories and you say it's bullshit but then it happenes so close to you...

Damn...

When a man lies he murders
Some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which
Men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear
To witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home
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#3267 bubba

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Posted 24 January 2010 - 11:41 PM

Sorry to here it Mr J. Posted Image

...and I know that feeling Traveller....I work WAY too many car wrecks.

#3268 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 12:14 AM

That's terrible about your friend. Sorry to hear that.

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#3269 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 12:31 AM

Dude, that really sucks I'm sorry about your friend...

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#3270 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 01:26 AM

Traveller, on 24 January 2010 - 06:41 PM, said:

Man, that sounds terrible. Glad that's never happened to me.

Mr.James, on 24 January 2010 - 10:59 PM, said:

You hear about these stories and you say it's bullshit but then it happenes so close to you...

Damn...

Argh, the sadness! Condolences, friend-and may your friend rest in peace.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#3271 MTS

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 02:12 AM

That's terrible Mr. J! So sorry about your friend. Stay strong buddy. You too Trav.

In light of all that, my messed groove seems trivial, but I woke up today with grazes all over my body, with no idea how I got them. I'm kinda dreading my imminent shower. And someone tagged my mailbox. Now my address is apparently 50 OM NOM NOM Street, Dick City. I laughed at the address, but still.

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#3272 Slow Ben

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 02:33 AM

Sorry Mr. J, that sucks buddy.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#3273 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 09:37 AM

This is also trivial, but I finally got a magazine I've been hunting for weeks now, everywhere. My idiot brother left it at his friend's house, and I've yet to read it. Grrr.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#3274 Mr.James

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 11:46 AM

thanks for all the support guys...we went on his funeral today, may he rest in peace.

#3275 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 03:14 AM

Power outages.

Lots of goddammed power outages.

As in, about 70 or so hours cumulatively in the past week, including one thirty hour stretch. I would actually enjoy them to a degree, like I did when I was a kid, but I'm living in a place that only has electric heat. And I didn't have a computer or an Internet to miss/obsess-about-not-having when I was a kid.

I finally have an avatar ... and it's better than yours.

#3276 Darkwatch

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 07:10 AM

2 am and I'm still working on a project.

Whoo!

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#3277 MTS

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Posted 26 January 2010 - 10:27 AM

Couldn't get in to see Muse because it was too packed, so now I'm sitting on a train going home. Sigh.

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.