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What's messing with your groove?

#3061 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 04:10 AM

Australia vs Pakistan, 2nd cricket test in Sydney. We are in deep doodoo. :D
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#3062 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 04:23 AM

no air con at work today and and my shoulder still hurts like hell when i move :D

also, just looked up the cricket score after reading Sombra's post - HOLY CRAP how the hell are we doing this badly?!
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#3063 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 04:24 PM

Brood texting me at half past one in the morning to say that he is outside my house... VERY scary... :D
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#3064 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 04:39 AM

Got a call on the way to the airport in Canberra yesterday. It was the property managers for my unit. The neighbours had reported a leak, had I noticed anything? I told them I was away, so they asked could they send a plumber in? I said OK because it was an emergency.

They called back today. A hot water pipe had burst and the unit was flooded. I go back on Friday so I am interested in what arrangements are going to be made to house me. I only have a few things on the floor, and hopefully it was just a case of soaked carpet rather than an inches-deep dousing.

Looks like 2010 is going to be a shit year. :)
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 10:05 AM

Three showings of Avatar 3D at the local cinema tonight - all sold out. I was shattered.
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#3066 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 12:03 PM

Due to the miniscule amount of snow that has fallen the University of Manchester's lazy c*nts have decided that we all have to leave the buildings by 12.30pm, which, since I don't have the internet at home yet, means I can't get on with my research and lose another valuable day, the fucking pricks.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 04:58 PM

I woke up this morning and wanted to go to work. Yep. wanted to.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 05:03 PM

 Cougar, on 05 January 2010 - 12:03 PM, said:

Due to the miniscule amount of snow that has fallen the University of Manchester's lazy c*nts have decided that we all have to leave the buildings by 12.30pm, which, since I don't have the internet at home yet, means I can't get on with my research and lose another valuable day, the fucking pricks.


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Posted 05 January 2010 - 05:17 PM

Tell me about it. I tried to get both to the doctor and to work this morning. No buses on one of rhe main roads meant getting to my appointment was out of the question...

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So I ended up stuck in the city centre...

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 05:28 PM

 Cougar, on 05 January 2010 - 12:03 PM, said:

I can't get on with my research and lose another valuable day, the fucking pricks.


While Cougar calls the University of Manchester (my employer) "fucking pricks", I was thinking "What an understanding and conscientious employer to consider the wellbeing of their staff so highly" :)

 stone monkey, on 05 January 2010 - 05:17 PM, said:

Tell me about it. I tried to get both to the doctor and to work this morning. No buses on one of rhe main roads meant getting to my appointment was out of the question...


I say it shows lack of initiative by you two fools. I woke up, looked out the window and embraced the wonderful opportunity to stay at home in my pyjamas all day. A couple of phonecalls and emails later and I had a guilt free day making the most of it at home!
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 05:41 PM

The University doesn't pay me squat, I pay them and get very little in return the minimum they could do is leave the blasted library accessible, there were plenty of staff there and it wasn't getting any more dangerous for them to stay till tea time, facetious Mezla. The thing is that my deadline is still the same, I couldn't do the work I needed to at home so I lose a day and I work for me, for my benefit, not in a job with a load of people you have variously referred to as 'mindless retards' and 'a total bunch of c*nts'Posted Image

I hope all of you who had a snow day had a nice day though, my flat is really tidy now at least.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 05:57 PM

The difference between higher up students (Ph.D's, MD's, JD's) and undergrads =

NO SCHOOL TODAY. LET'S GET BLITZED!

vs.

NO SCHOOL TODAY. Fuck. I'm drinking away my sorrows.

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 06:17 PM

My boss (she's actually my team leader's team leader) did manage to get into work today; mainly because she lives about 600 yards from the office. She didn't sound best pleased that everyone else got to stay at home... :)

Having eventually, after a bit of shopping, to work out how the hell I was going to get back home from Manchester was not a laugh riot; taxis were, understandably enough, quite thin on the ground. Tomorrow, if the weather remains as inclement, my part of the Civil Service will be using it's "Disaster Plan" which could mean that I end up helping to sign on my neighbours at the Dole Office nearest to me; which sounds like no fun at all.

I hate snow.
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 12:09 AM

 Mappo, on 05 January 2010 - 10:05 AM, said:

Three showings of Avatar 3D at the local cinema tonight - all sold out. I was shattered.


Don't be. It's shit. Fine, the graphics are excellent, and probably even amazing in 3D. But the story will make you cringe.

Also, you English people are pathetic. Now, I'm coming down on Saturday, so I expect you to have cleaned away all that messy snow until then, alright?
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 11:40 AM

Just applied for a job at Oxford University. I feel a bit sick for multiple reasons.
  • It's Oxford University, I'll never get it
  • It's Oxford University, if I get an interview I will die of fear
  • It's Oxford University, what if I get the job and can't do it
  • It's a job on poop
  • It's Oxford University, I'll never get it

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 11:44 AM

Add to that it's Oxford University and they are a bunch of pricks at Oxbridge.
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Posted 06 January 2010 - 12:05 PM

As opposed to the bunch of pricks at Manchester?
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#3078 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 01:53 PM

I would put the poop thing down on the "pro" list. I mean think of all the conversation starters!
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#3079 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 07 January 2010 - 12:00 AM

NO FUCKING AIR CONDITIONING AT WORK AGAIN. THIS TIME HALF THE UNIVERSITY HAS NO AIR CONDITIONING DUE TO A MAJOR CHILLER FAILURE. IT IS OVER 30 DEGREES IN HERE. THIS IS UNPLEASANT. :p :D :D :p :D :)
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Posted 07 January 2010 - 12:05 AM

Feel free to take some of our cold we have plenty. :)
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