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#30041 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 28 September 2023 - 04:43 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 28 September 2023 - 03:47 PM, said:

No doubt if charged it'll be some criminal damage offence, which means they may have to assign some kind of value to it (for sentence if nothing else). How would you even do that for an iconic tree?



What happens if they input 'infinity'?

If it's based on a percentage > 0 (and also greater than any hyperreal infinitesimal)...

But really it should be more about rehabilitation---with some deterrence. Yet most people would most likely still object to a few good months to a year or two of brainwashing (and testing and monitoring to be sure it's taken hold, and they haven't backtracked)... ah well.

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Posted 28 September 2023 - 05:55 PM

Eh it's more about UK law allowing harsher sentences for higher values destruction of property. Anything under £5000 is triable at a Summary Court which has limits on what it can pass as sentence (6 months in prison or a fine of up to an amount I don't remember.)

Over £5000 and it can be tried as an indictable offence meaning I think with this specific offence they can sentence him up to 14 years (I don't think anyone has ever received the full sentence for a criminal damage offence). I suspect that as a 16 year old they will try him summarily and give him a community payback sentence with a fine.

Who knows though it's a big media thing now so people will be out for blood.
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Posted 28 September 2023 - 06:05 PM

I'd have him specifically work with the team of people to pull the stump, plant a new tree, and then go do more tree planting for a year. No jail, just show up, learn how to be an arborist etc.
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Posted 28 September 2023 - 06:23 PM

View Postamphibian, on 28 September 2023 - 06:05 PM, said:

I'd have him specifically work with the team of people to pull the stump, plant a new tree, and then go do more tree planting for a year. No jail, just show up, learn how to be an arborist etc.


IDK about teaching him more about how to remove trees, or murder them more efficiently... could graduate to mass arboricide.
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Posted 28 September 2023 - 06:47 PM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 28 September 2023 - 06:23 PM, said:

View Postamphibian, on 28 September 2023 - 06:05 PM, said:

I'd have him specifically work with the team of people to pull the stump, plant a new tree, and then go do more tree planting for a year. No jail, just show up, learn how to be an arborist etc.


IDK about teaching him more about how to remove trees, or murder them more efficiently... could graduate to mass arboricide.

If one is too tired to plot after all the tree work, one can't do more damage.
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Posted 28 September 2023 - 07:03 PM

He's probably a serial killer (... of trees (at least...)).
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Posted 28 September 2023 - 08:45 PM

Value would be well in excess of 5000 anyway if a 300 year old hard wood tree was taken down slabbed and kiln dried so that's an easy one to push.
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Posted 01 October 2023 - 04:17 PM

Annoying amount of expenses for the rental condo this year.

Nothing too crazy, but along with some other less-than-expected expenses this year, finances aren't looking great in the next few months.

My birthday is coming up. I haven't done anything for that since the lockdown started. Wanted to try to organize something this year, but between family stuff, war news, and other small life things I've been feeling more unmotivated than usual lately. I suspect the nearly 4 years of continuous stress are starting to catch up with me.

View Postamphibian, on 30 August 2023 - 01:31 AM, said:

How uh good is your proprioception?


Replying late to this, since I kept meaning to look up the meaning of the word, but never had the time:

I definitely have an issue with recognizing when something is occupying the space I will be moving through. Not sure if it's a peripheriral vision issue, or if I just get too single-minded about moving/getting somewhere to pay attention to anything immovable that might be in the way. My mom occasionally chastices me for being too neurotic/high strung whenever I'm doing some chore.

I rationalize it as reduced sense of self-preservation. I'm assuming that getting over this would be an indication of me actually getting more mature with age, at which point I might start feeling "older" and possibly act my age.

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 01 October 2023 - 11:56 PM

Sometimes people have sensory processing that differs a bit from others - it can go into "this is an actual disability" territory or just sorta be a small part of life. It functionally means the little accidents like this could be happening because of a brain filtering thing rather than because unlucky or something you're doing wrong.

A person I know has proprioception issues to the point where she would occasionally walk into things while looking straight at them. She made a few adjustments to how she walks, looks at things, and other coping routines (and doesn't drive) after getting diagnosed plus realizing this was a thing and not her consciously making mistakes.
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Posted 02 October 2023 - 07:53 AM

I feel that. People often make the 'hur dur are you a vampire' joke when I try and make my surroundings as dim as possible, but the issue is I have a long term permanent TBI that impacted my ability to cope with natural light (some artificial lights are ok, with notable exceptions being anything like LED headlamps / ceiling lights) and whilst I cope pretty well because I'm used to adjusting for it, it is functionally a disability and does make stuff trickier than it needs to be for me.
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Posted 02 October 2023 - 03:01 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 02 October 2023 - 07:53 AM, said:

I feel that. People often make the 'hur dur are you a vampire' joke when I try and make my surroundings as dim as possible, but the issue is I have a long term permanent TBI that impacted my ability to cope with natural light (some artificial lights are ok, with notable exceptions being anything like LED headlamps / ceiling lights) and whilst I cope pretty well because I'm used to adjusting for it, it is functionally a disability and does make stuff trickier than it needs to be for me.


Yeah, I go by "terminator' among my friends due to wearing wraparound shades most of the year, but there's an actual reason for that. Working as a lifeguard outside for 7 summers killed by eyes' light sensitivity, and for many years I've had to wear sunglasses to deal with sunlight, reflected sunlight off snow in the winter, and at one point I couldn't even deal with light reflecting off bright-coloured clothing.

It's been getting better lately, especially this summer when I've spent a lot of time at the beach in a less light-intensive location, outside the city with its big ozone hole and super-high UV.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 02 October 2023 - 04:16 PM

I'm referred to as Agent Smith for similar reasons...

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Posted 02 October 2023 - 04:46 PM

View PostCyphon, on 02 October 2023 - 04:16 PM, said:

I'm referred to as Agent Smith for similar reasons...

... I don't help myself by wearing sunglasses in the pool and sea.



I used to wear mirrored sunglasses all the time to hide the fact that I often need to close one eye to avoid having mini-seizure-like symptoms. (I'd try an eye-patch, but the problem is I have to alternate eyes... though it would be pretty funny if I kept switching back and forth. 'Wasn't that just on the other eye?'... Eventually I learned to control it by doing a lot of self-hypnosis, or by taking benzos---the former is time consuming, the latter is addictive and bad for the liver, and I generally no longer care what people may think about it, so these days I don't bother. But I do still wear mirrored sunglasses outside when it's sunny.)

Never got a nickname from it. But a bunch of people told me I looked like a bad-ass. Tried to ameliorate that a bit by using colored lenses. One time I was walking around in Amsterdam and a group of cute girls was staring at me and I heard one of them say 'I'll bet he's a movie star' (that was before I started tripping I'm pretty sure)....
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Posted 03 October 2023 - 07:04 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 02 October 2023 - 04:46 PM, said:

View PostCyphon, on 02 October 2023 - 04:16 PM, said:

I'm referred to as Agent Smith for similar reasons...

... I don't help myself by wearing sunglasses in the pool and sea.



I used to wear mirrored sunglasses all the time to hide the fact that I often need to close one eye to avoid having mini-seizure-like symptoms. (I'd try an eye-patch, but the problem is I have to alternate eyes... though it would be pretty funny if I kept switching back and forth. 'Wasn't that just on the other eye?'... Eventually I learned to control it by doing a lot of self-hypnosis, or by taking benzos---the former is time consuming, the latter is addictive and bad for the liver, and I generally no longer care what people may think about it, so these days I don't bother. But I do still wear mirrored sunglasses outside when it's sunny.)

Never got a nickname from it. But a bunch of people told me I looked like a bad-ass. Tried to ameliorate that a bit by using colored lenses. One time I was walking around in Amsterdam and a group of cute girls was staring at me and I heard one of them say 'I'll bet he's a movie star' (that was before I started tripping I'm pretty sure)....


When you say mini seizure symptoms... If we have to have meetings in the big room at work that last ages, I find my eyes going haywire, some loss of motor control of my neck. Looks like I'm nodding off but it's actually the light causing my brain to malfunction.
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Posted 10 October 2023 - 10:17 PM

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Posted 10 October 2023 - 10:43 PM

I'd work for you SM!
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Posted 14 October 2023 - 01:27 PM

The funking weather.

Like just once give us a fucking break, weather men have been promising a dry spell for months.
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Posted 14 October 2023 - 01:42 PM

Those damned weathermen and their lies!
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Posted 15 October 2023 - 02:57 PM

So there was a shooting at the Texas state fair last night. My kids were there and thankfully left 30-45 minutes earlier. I’m so glad they missed seeing that and left before the mass exodus of thousands of people being evacuated. How could this happen? How could someone get a gun in there in the first place? Well, thanks to the gun nuts here, it’s ok to bring a concealed weapon into the fair if you have a permit. This is so disgusting. I hate Texas and Republicans. Nothing will change.
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Posted 16 October 2023 - 01:40 PM

My otherwise perfectly acceptable breakfast sandwich is so loaded w mayo that the Mayo Clinic and the estate of the late Chairman Mayo have both threatened legal action.
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