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What's messing with your groove?

#2761 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 08:02 PM

Maia Irraz is a girl? Sucks about your boyfriend. I've done the long distance, it's no fun. It is possible to work though, I am now married to my long distance relationship, and it was so worth it. Stand strong, sister.
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#2762 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:03 AM

I ate something dodgy today and its been repeating on me all evening... Gross!
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 02:02 AM

Shithead Schoolies
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#2764 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 03:14 AM

5 months of beard coating my bathtub.
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#2765 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:08 AM

@lobo, I feel your pain. I'm in Torquay at the moment, and they're EVERYWHERE. It was so awesome last year, but now I just feel ashamed that we were ever this annoying.

@RLY, that's enough to make any man cry.

As for me, I just looked up my library, and they don't have the first 3 Dresden Files or the first 2 Codex Alera novels, YET THEY HAVE ALL THE REST, INCLUDING FIRST LORD's FURY!!!!

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 02:14 PM

can't get to a shop
no van.
want a mcdonalds, the nearest one is like 100 miles away
but most devastating.
MOST devastating
woke up hungover this morning ith no recollection of last night.
in the living room, one of my rockband drumsticks is broken
BROKEN!!
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 03:28 PM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 28 November 2009 - 08:02 PM, said:

Maia Irraz is a girl? Sucks about your boyfriend. I've done the long distance, it's no fun. It is possible to work though, I am now married to my long distance relationship, and it was so worth it. Stand strong, sister.


:D Yes, I is a girl. Or woman...whatever. Thanks for the encouragement, it's nice to hear (rather than my bro / dad constantly harping that I should 'dump the bum'). Ahhh, family.

Aside from that, though, motherf-- Ebay won't let me buy what I wanna buy! *Kicks Ebay* When I click "Buy it now" the page doesn't load, I get the wonderful "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage message" of doom. Every other page loads except that one. Why?? Posted Image
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#2768 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 04:27 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 26 November 2009 - 10:58 PM, said:

View PostTremolo, on 26 November 2009 - 04:17 PM, said:

Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk. :p

Dude, that sucks... Sorry to hear man!

Get Broody to give you an extra big hug in Dec to make up for it. :D

Thx for the support Slow Ben and Simeon.

But Brood might not show up! Oh well. I'll always have Toby!

And thx Sombra. I am in panic mode all the time these days it seems. Big decissions and all that. :D

I have nothing to gripe about except from the fact that sunday will soon be over.
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 09:39 AM

AIJ sends his commiserations, Trem. :D

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 02:20 PM

My arse crack hangs out the back of my new trousers every time I sit down. Unwise purchase or fat arse. Either way, it's messing with my groove!
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 02:25 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 30 November 2009 - 02:20 PM, said:

My arse crack hangs out the back of my new trousers every time I sit down. Unwise purchase or fat arse. Either way, it's messing with my groove!

Or you could switch jobs to construction work, you'll blend in without an effort :D
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#2772 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:12 PM

First day at work tomorrow. Couldn't sleep last night, I recall still being up at 5 am. I don't feel tired. Not much of anything, quite frankly. It's like if my body turned Turbo Mode on, I'm alert and thoughts are racing like crazy... I don't think I'll sleep much today either. But... finally something real to do. Yes, you can have too much spare time.
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#2773 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 08:29 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 30 November 2009 - 02:20 PM, said:

My arse crack hangs out the back of my new trousers every time I sit down. Unwise purchase or fat arse. Either way, it's messing with my groove!


Maybe it's not so much "messing with" as "displaying" your groove?

"How Mezla got her groove back". :p
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#2774 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 08:51 PM

Dont be such a wise-crack, Sombra! :p

And don't worry Mezla. It's just fashion and not your arse growing. :p
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#2775 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 08:56 PM

Yeah, it's all the rage for girls to show about 4 inches of asscrack when they sit down. How trendy of you!
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#2776 User is offline   Anomander 

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 11:25 PM

Nah, to be truly trendy she'll need a whale's tale (thong) along with the crack.
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#2777 User is offline   Zanth13 

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 12:16 AM

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#2778 User is offline   Centzon Totochtin 

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 01:27 PM

Ugh, I am actually considering living with people again.... I don't like people all that much. Damn finances.
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#2779 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 December 2009 - 01:44 PM

View PostMaia Irraz, on 29 November 2009 - 03:28 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 28 November 2009 - 08:02 PM, said:

Maia Irraz is a girl? Sucks about your boyfriend. I've done the long distance, it's no fun. It is possible to work though, I am now married to my long distance relationship, and it was so worth it. Stand strong, sister.


:p Yes, I is a girl. Or woman...whatever. Thanks for the encouragement, it's nice to hear (rather than my bro / dad constantly harping that I should 'dump the bum'). Ahhh, family.

Aside from that, though, motherf-- Ebay won't let me buy what I wanna buy! *Kicks Ebay* When I click "Buy it now" the page doesn't load, I get the wonderful "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage message" of doom. Every other page loads except that one. Why?? Posted Image

Use a different browser. :p I recommend Chrome.

The songs in Bryns hug thread are stuck in my head and that is messing with my groove... :p
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 02:36 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 30 November 2009 - 02:20 PM, said:

My arse crack hangs out the back of my new trousers every time I sit down. Unwise purchase or fat arse. Either way, it's messing with my groove!

This is why some people wear undershirts that are long enough to actually go in their pants. Or wear belts.

I was supposed to turn in a 20 page paper. But I can't manage to stretch the subject for more than 11 pretty solid pages, without it turning into utter trash. Diagram time?
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