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There's... something up with my sound card. For a while now, it's been cutting out every so often, forcing me to either kill the application it wigged out on or to at least standby my computer to fix it. Normally Firefox has too many tabs or I'd loaded up a massive video to watch and standby-ing my computer is the best method, but I've had to do this OVER THIRTY FUCKING TIMES AT LEAST ONCE EVERY THIRTY SECONDS JUST TO WATCH A FUCKING 15 MINUTE VIDEO AND I'M FINALLY GETTING FUCKING SICK OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER AND THIS RANCID, FELCHING COCKWART OF A SOUND CARD AND WHEN I GET A NEW PC, HA, WHEN, WITH MY MONEY AT THE MOMENT IT'S MORE OF AN IF, WHEN I GET MY NEW PC I'M GOING TO REMOVE EVERYTHING SALVAGABLE FROM THE OLD, RIP THE CARCASS TO PIECES AND TEAR OUT THE SOUND CARD WITH MY BARE AND BLEEDING HANDS, THROW IT INTO A WOODCHIPPER AND PISS ON THE REMAINS
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What's messing with your groove?
#2741
Illuyankas 
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:48 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2742
Jusentantaka
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 08:06 PM
My groove is thoroughly wacked for the day. I ate some kind of instant food for lunch and I wantsis to die.
I'm wizened? Is that like a wizard?
and Willbie: HA HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAWWW HA.
don't suppose you for a minute considered, you know, reinstalling your sound card and its drivers?
less fun than yelling at it, possibly more effective.
Adjutant Stormy, on 24 November 2009 - 07:41 PM, said:
Perhapsit's some kind of newly discovered fetish. Regardless, this is thewisest fetishist I've yet to encounter on the interbutts.
I'm wizened? Is that like a wizard?
and Willbie: HA HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAWWW HA.
don't suppose you for a minute considered, you know, reinstalling your sound card and its drivers?
less fun than yelling at it, possibly more effective.
#2743
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 08:15 PM
Illy: I see your rage powers are back.
An internet persona of an old wizard woman. Now I've seen everything.
An internet persona of an old wizard woman. Now I've seen everything.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#2744
Illuyankas
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 08:20 PM
Jusentantaka, on 24 November 2009 - 08:06 PM, said:
don't suppose you for a minute considered, you know, reinstalling your sound card and its drivers?
less fun than yelling at it, possibly more effective.
less fun than yelling at it, possibly more effective.
YES.
IT WAS LESS EFFECTIVE THAN THE GOGGLES.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#2745
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 08:32 PM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#2746
Ain't_It_Just_
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 08:19 AM
I'm trying to study for my French exam but nothing makes sense. Save me!
Suck it Errant!
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
#2747
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 10:39 AM
Dentist appointment in half an hour... I haven't actually been for a few years so hopefully the damage isn't too great...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2748
Adjutant Stormy~
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:28 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 25 November 2009 - 10:39 AM, said:
Dentist appointment in half an hour... I haven't actually been for a few years so hopefully the damage isn't too great...
Enjoy your complete inability to speak after they anaesthetize the crap out of you.
My CS project failed every test case the grader ran on it. Failed on the same line of code for each of them. Which means one line was the difference between domination and total failure.
This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 25 November 2009 - 07:30 PM
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
bla bla bla
Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.
Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french
EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
#2749
Tremolo
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 04:17 PM
Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk. 
And my appartment deal looks like it's gonna crash. I cant help feeling like I am being pushed into buying at too high price price. So my need for a new place to stay is still very much at the fore front of all my worries.
All this worrying is making my neck hurt...
And my appartment deal looks like it's gonna crash. I cant help feeling like I am being pushed into buying at too high price price.
So my need for a new place to stay is still very much at the fore front of all my worries.All this worrying is making my neck hurt...
'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'
#2750
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:58 PM
Tremolo, on 26 November 2009 - 04:17 PM, said:
Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk.
Dude, that sucks... Sorry to hear man!
Get Broody to give you an extra big hug in Dec to make up for it.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2752
Jusentantaka
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 11:42 PM
My brother is being a bitch and refusing to bow to my witchy-whiles and won't admit that Dante is the bestest video game character ever. I feel an urge to whip up some birth control pills and spike his beer with it.
#2753
Macros
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 08:58 PM
williamhills fucking glitchy as fuck server.
theres nothing wrong with my conneciton here in the slightest, if i can play cod online with no lag i can sure as hell poker.
twice i've been dogged out of pocket aces due to timing out and this is the third time ive had to force myway back into this tourney, if it steals my chips and gives me starter stackm, im going to kill someone
theres nothing wrong with my conneciton here in the slightest, if i can play cod online with no lag i can sure as hell poker.
twice i've been dogged out of pocket aces due to timing out and this is the third time ive had to force myway back into this tourney, if it steals my chips and gives me starter stackm, im going to kill someone
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2754
Macros
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:43 PM
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT???
WHO??/
TELL ME
LETS SIT THE TABLE HEREW
LAY IT OUT
10 ROUND
TOURNEY, GOPT WATCH LUIT FOR SILLY CALLS., ONE FUCK UP AND YOURE OUT
WE'VE GOT THE DEAL
EVERYPONE COLDS, 2 DEFPORE DEALER
SOMEONE CALLS ALL IN.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
WHATS THE ACE 3?
OH HELL
FOLD THAT SHIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GO ALL IN
ALL IN
YEAH WE''LL CALL HIS OBVIOUSLY BLUFF
OH GOD
HE HAS TWO KINGS
GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CROSS MY MISHAPEN THROUGH INBREEDING FINGER AND HOPE I HIT AN ACE BECAUSE IM A FUCKING IDIOT
WHO TH FUCK DOE STHAT
SORRY MY CAP0S LOCKI MIS STUCK ON
WHO??/
TELL ME
LETS SIT THE TABLE HEREW
LAY IT OUT
10 ROUND
TOURNEY, GOPT WATCH LUIT FOR SILLY CALLS., ONE FUCK UP AND YOURE OUT
WE'VE GOT THE DEAL
EVERYPONE COLDS, 2 DEFPORE DEALER
SOMEONE CALLS ALL IN.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
WHATS THE ACE 3?
OH HELL
FOLD THAT SHIT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GO ALL IN
ALL IN
YEAH WE''LL CALL HIS OBVIOUSLY BLUFF
OH GOD
HE HAS TWO KINGS
GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CROSS MY MISHAPEN THROUGH INBREEDING FINGER AND HOPE I HIT AN ACE BECAUSE IM A FUCKING IDIOT
WHO TH FUCK DOE STHAT
SORRY MY CAP0S LOCKI MIS STUCK ON
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#2755
Raymond Luxury Yacht
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:54 PM
Are you sure your Drunks-Lock button isn't stuck on? 
Error: Signature not valid
#2757
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 02:12 AM
Masan's saddle forcing drinks into me... Curse you for your whisky buying ways! That lovely delicious whisky...
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#2759
Tsundoku
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 01:29 PM
Tremolo, on 26 November 2009 - 04:17 PM, said:
Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk.
I know jerks (being one) and you my friend ain't one. I'm sure you did it for all the right reasons.
Unless there is some evil sordid tale you feel compelled to share with us?
Just noticed elsethread you are now a proud slave to a bank for the term of your natural life. Congrats ... I think?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#2760
LadyMTL
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 02:54 PM
It's official...my bf is not going to be here with me at Xmastime for the third year in a row (for reasons which are way too complicated to go into here). I can deal with the long-distance relationship thing but I just really hoped that this year he'd make it. 
This post has been edited by Maia Irraz: 28 November 2009 - 02:55 PM
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