What's messing with your groove?

#2759 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 01:29 PM

Tremolo, on 26 November 2009 - 04:17 PM, said:

Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk.

I know jerks (being one) and you my friend ain't one. I'm sure you did it for all the right reasons.

Unless there is some evil sordid tale you feel compelled to share with us?

Just noticed elsethread you are now a proud slave to a bank for the term of your natural life. Congrats ... I think?

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#2760 LadyMTL

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 02:54 PM

It's official...my bf is not going to be here with me at Xmastime for the third year in a row (for reasons which are way too complicated to go into here). I can deal with the long-distance relationship thing but I just really hoped that this year he'd make it. Posted Image

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#2761 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 08:02 PM

Maia Irraz is a girl? Sucks about your boyfriend. I've done the long distance, it's no fun. It is possible to work though, I am now married to my long distance relationship, and it was so worth it. Stand strong, sister.

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#2762 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:03 AM

I ate something dodgy today and its been repeating on me all evening... Gross!

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#2763 lobo the wolfman

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 02:02 AM

Shithead Schoolies

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#2764 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 03:14 AM

5 months of beard coating my bathtub.

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#2765 MTS

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:08 AM

@lobo, I feel your pain. I'm in Torquay at the moment, and they're EVERYWHERE. It was so awesome last year, but now I just feel ashamed that we were ever this annoying.

@RLY, that's enough to make any man cry.

As for me, I just looked up my library, and they don't have the first 3 Dresden Files or the first 2 Codex Alera novels, YET THEY HAVE ALL THE REST, INCLUDING FIRST LORD's FURY!!!!

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#2766 Macros

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 02:14 PM

can't get to a shop
no van.
want a mcdonalds, the nearest one is like 100 miles away
but most devastating.
MOST devastating
woke up hungover this morning ith no recollection of last night.
in the living room, one of my rockband drumsticks is broken
BROKEN!!

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#2767 LadyMTL

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 03:28 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 28 November 2009 - 08:02 PM, said:

Yes, I is a girl. Or woman...whatever. Thanks for the encouragement, it's nice to hear (rather than my bro / dad constantly harping that I should 'dump the bum'). Ahhh, family.

Aside from that, though, motherf-- Ebay won't let me buy what I wanna buy! *Kicks Ebay* When I click "Buy it now" the page doesn't load, I get the wonderful "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage message" of doom. Every other page loads except that one. Why?? Posted Image

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#2768 Tremolo

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 04:27 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 26 November 2009 - 10:58 PM, said:

Tremolo, on 26 November 2009 - 04:17 PM, said:

Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk.

Dude, that sucks... Sorry to hear man!

Get Broody to give you an extra big hug in Dec to make up for it.

Thx for the support Slow Ben and Simeon.

But Brood might not show up! Oh well. I'll always have Toby!

And thx Sombra. I am in panic mode all the time these days it seems. Big decissions and all that.

I have nothing to gripe about except from the fact that sunday will soon be over.

'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'

#2769 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 09:39 AM

AIJ sends his commiserations, Trem.

Got smashed in the head with a football at training-I got concussed and now a pain is drilling its way through my head.

Suck it Errant!

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#2770 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 02:20 PM

My arse crack hangs out the back of my new trousers every time I sit down. Unwise purchase or fat arse. Either way, it's messing with my groove!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#2771 Tapper

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 02:25 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 30 November 2009 - 02:20 PM, said:

My arse crack hangs out the back of my new trousers every time I sit down. Unwise purchase or fat arse. Either way, it's messing with my groove!

Or you could switch jobs to construction work, you'll blend in without an effort

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#2772 Gothos

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:12 PM

First day at work tomorrow. Couldn't sleep last night, I recall still being up at 5 am. I don't feel tired. Not much of anything, quite frankly. It's like if my body turned Turbo Mode on, I'm alert and thoughts are racing like crazy... I don't think I'll sleep much today either. But... finally something real to do. Yes, you can have too much spare time.

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