[Jusentantaka]

Mezla PigDog, on 24 November 2009 - 05:11 PM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 24 November 2009 - 05:05 PM, said:

Although, if you were a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet, I would be interested to know how you settled on the "married woman with children" persona. Who shoots things.

Maybe he's just that crazy!

Oh, there's a few more classy quirks that haven't come to light yet, don't you worry.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Perhaps it's some kind of newly discovered fetish. Regardless, this is the wisest fetishist I've yet to encounter on the interbutts.

[Illuyankas]

There's... something up with my sound card. For a while now, it's been cutting out every so often, forcing me to either kill the application it wigged out on or to at least standby my computer to fix it. Normally Firefox has too many tabs or I'd loaded up a massive video to watch and standby-ing my computer is the best method, but I've had to do this OVER THIRTY FUCKING TIMES AT LEAST ONCE EVERY THIRTY SECONDS JUST TO WATCH A FUCKING 15 MINUTE VIDEO AND I'M FINALLY GETTING FUCKING SICK OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER AND THIS RANCID, FELCHING COCKWART OF A SOUND CARD AND WHEN I GET A NEW PC, HA, WHEN, WITH MY MONEY AT THE MOMENT IT'S MORE OF AN IF, WHEN I GET MY NEW PC I'M GOING TO REMOVE EVERYTHING SALVAGABLE FROM THE OLD, RIP THE CARCASS TO PIECES AND TEAR OUT THE SOUND CARD WITH MY BARE AND BLEEDING HANDS, THROW IT INTO A WOODCHIPPER AND PISS ON THE REMAINS

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[Jusentantaka]

My groove is thoroughly wacked for the day. I ate some kind of instant food for lunch and I wantsis to die.

Adjutant Stormy, on 24 November 2009 - 07:41 PM, said:

Perhapsit's some kind of newly discovered fetish. Regardless, this is thewisest fetishist I've yet to encounter on the interbutts.

I'm wizened? Is that like a wizard?



and Willbie: HA HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAWWW HA.

don't suppose you for a minute considered, you know, reinstalling your sound card and its drivers?

less fun than yelling at it, possibly more effective.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Illy: I see your rage powers are back.

An internet persona of an old wizard woman. Now I've seen everything.

[Illuyankas]

Jusentantaka, on 24 November 2009 - 08:06 PM, said:

don't suppose you for a minute considered, you know, reinstalling your sound card and its drivers?

less fun than yelling at it, possibly more effective.

YES.

IT WAS LESS EFFECTIVE THAN THE GOGGLES.

[Adjutant Stormy~]

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[Ain't_It_Just_]

I'm trying to study for my French exam but nothing makes sense. Save me!

[Tiste Simeon]

Dentist appointment in half an hour... I haven't actually been for a few years so hopefully the damage isn't too great...

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Tiste Simeon, on 25 November 2009 - 10:39 AM, said:

Dentist appointment in half an hour... I haven't actually been for a few years so hopefully the damage isn't too great...

Enjoy your complete inability to speak after they anaesthetize the crap out of you.

My CS project failed every test case the grader ran on it. Failed on the same line of code for each of them. Which means one line was the difference between domination and total failure.

This post has been edited by Adjutant Stormy: 25 November 2009 - 07:30 PM

[Tremolo]

Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk.

And my appartment deal looks like it's gonna crash. I cant help feeling like I am being pushed into buying at too high price price. So my need for a new place to stay is still very much at the fore front of all my worries.

All this worrying is making my neck hurt...

[Tiste Simeon]

Tremolo, on 26 November 2009 - 04:17 PM, said:

Just broke up with my gf. I hate being a jerk.

Dude, that sucks... Sorry to hear man!

Get Broody to give you an extra big hug in Dec to make up for it.

[Slow Ben]

Breaking up with someone might be the worst friggin thing to do in the world.

[Jusentantaka]

My brother is being a bitch and refusing to bow to my witchy-whiles and won't admit that Dante is the bestest video game character ever. I feel an urge to whip up some birth control pills and spike his beer with it.

[Macros]

williamhills fucking glitchy as fuck server.
theres nothing wrong with my conneciton here in the slightest, if i can play cod online with no lag i can sure as hell poker.
twice i've been dogged out of pocket aces due to timing out and this is the third time ive had to force myway back into this tourney, if it steals my chips and gives me starter stackm, im going to kill someone

[Macros]

WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT???
WHO??/
TELL ME

LETS SIT THE TABLE HEREW
LAY IT OUT
10 ROUND
TOURNEY, GOPT WATCH LUIT FOR SILLY CALLS., ONE FUCK UP AND YOURE OUT
WE'VE GOT THE DEAL
EVERYPONE COLDS, 2 DEFPORE DEALER
SOMEONE CALLS ALL IN.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
WHATS THE ACE 3?
OH HELL
FOLD THAT SHIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GO ALL IN
ALL IN
YEAH WE''LL CALL HIS OBVIOUSLY BLUFF
OH GOD
HE HAS TWO KINGS
GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO CROSS MY MISHAPEN THROUGH INBREEDING FINGER AND HOPE I HIT AN ACE BECAUSE IM A FUCKING IDIOT



WHO TH FUCK DOE STHAT

SORRY MY CAP0S LOCKI MIS STUCK ON

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Are you sure your Drunks-Lock button isn't stuck on?

[Macros]

stfu

[Tiste Simeon]

Masan's saddle forcing drinks into me... Curse you for your whisky buying ways! That lovely delicious whisky...

[Macros]

swine flu