What's messing with your groove?

#2661 caladanbrood

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 04:28 PM

I doubt mine would either. Curse the general lack of properly geeky available women.

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#2662 Mr.James

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 07:44 PM

Anathema and To Die For are in Beirut tomorrow and guess who's not going....i'll give you a hint...ME

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#2663 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:02 PM

Slow Ben, on 13 November 2009 - 03:20 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 13 November 2009 - 11:56 AM, said:

That must be it. Though the gf is coming round soon to watch Firefly with me, so I should be all better!! Thanks though.

I didnt think anything was messing with my groove till i read this. Now?

My gf doesnt want to watch Firefly with me. Posted Image

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I doubt mine would either. Curse the general lack of properly geeky available women.

I hate to gloat but I am doing so right now.

She genuinely likes it as well.

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#2664 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:19 PM

I got my dad to watch Firefly.... he still has my DVDs actually

I could do with some firefly tonight! My neck is much better now too, stupid pinched nerve, I blame stressful week from hell.

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#2665 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:38 PM

Oh, and brood, the education of your girlfriend has a LOOOOONG way to go yet...

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#2666 caladanbrood

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:45 PM

I think she's beyond hope. I blame growing up with the Smith boys

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 09:49 PM

You can't have everything. One of my exes was a huge Star Wars geek. Before we dated I actually went to see Attack of the Clones with her; she was more excited to see it than me. Shame she turned out to be an insanely jealous psycho though...

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#2668 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 11:42 PM

Women:
Nerdy
Attractive
Stable

Choose two.

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#2669 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 11:54 PM

Adjutant Stormy, on 13 November 2009 - 11:42 PM, said:

Women:

Woman
Stable

Choose one.

Fixed.

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Posted 14 November 2009 - 12:03 AM

stone monkey, on 13 November 2009 - 09:49 PM, said:

Oh the heady thrill of your first stalker!

#2671 Darkwatch

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Posted 14 November 2009 - 12:17 AM

Most geek girls aren't at all stable, they're usually just like the alpha bitches from prep cliques, except they do Vampire the Masquerade LARPs instead of going out to the local dance club.

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#2672 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 14 November 2009 - 03:23 AM

I wish I had Firefly...

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Posted 14 November 2009 - 04:54 AM

Just two months after being kicked out of my old place for not being able to pay rent anymore, l am now getting kicked out of my new place for some bullshit reason, buy my own family no less. Even though l knew that where l am now was only temporary until l get a job, now l have to leave just after Xmas, and l still don't have a fucking job yet!!

Woo-Hoo l guess l'm just a lucky son of a bitch!!!

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 10:34 AM

Stuff going on at work. Friend I usually talk to has been sick and had some other stuff going on, no one to talk to, crying at home alone a lot

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#2675 Tsundoku

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 11:03 AM

Crashed my car on Monday Nov 2nd. My fault - just a seconds' daydreaming and a surprise complete stop from the car in front of me. Sigh. Her car has a few scratches but mine ended up being written off as it's so old and would cost heaps to repair. So long old girl.

Funny thing is I'm sadder to lose the car than a lot of the women I've slept with. Weird huh?

So I'm renting a Toyota Corolla Ascent for about $550 per week (ouch!) and have had bugger all time to go car shopping as I've been doing massive overtime at work due to the horribly fucked up results of our unit stocktake. Years worth of terrible paperwork, procedures etc - leading to 2 weeks of tracking shit down.

So I probably have to keep renting for maybe another week or so. That will be 3 weeks ...

I am going to try and get a fair bit of time off this week as I have missed the last 2 weekends. Fingers crossed I can get a semi decent car. Thinking a late model Mitsubishi Lancer as Nissan don't make the Pulsar any more and the Tiida is ghey.

And last Friday I did a 15km pack march, carrying 30kg of kit plus rifle. OK, so the former grunts on here won't think that's much but may I remind you I'm a storeman? Who hasn't done PT for weeks because of this stupid stocktake. And I haven't pack marched since basic - which finished in Jan '08.

In sum, I was unfit, unconditioned (apparently you need 6 weeks buildup supervised by a Physical Training Instructor, including progressively longer prep marches with heavier kit), had to borrow a mates' (badly packed, ill-fitting) kit, not a grunt, tired, stressed, sleeping and eating badly from all the overtime ...

And I still passed. I fucking kicked arse. I was absolutely destroyed at the end of it, but I passed and guess what? Almost a dozen grunts from my company - who do this shit for a living - DIDN'T. And not because they were sick or broken, they were fine at the start, they just fell out along the way or fell behind and couldn't finish within the time limit.

In a side note, it turns out that my Corps only has to ATTEMPT these marches and we get a tick in the box. I could have fallen out after 2 steps and still passed. Nice to find that out after the fact. Oh well.

But I am still amazingly sore. Should see some of my blisters - they developed and popped during the march and when I took my socks off later I had to throw them out because of the blood. A somewhat Pyrrhic victory.

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 11:05 AM

Wrangling with iTunes is doing my head in.

Suck it Errant!

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 01:35 PM

Sombra, on 15 November 2009 - 11:03 AM, said:

Funny thing is I'm sadder to lose the car than a lot of the women I've slept with. Weird huh? Posted Image

This makes it sound like the women are sad they slept with you, which may be true, both of them.

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#2678 caladanbrood

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 05:32 PM

lobo the wolfman, on 14 November 2009 - 04:54 AM, said:

Good luck finding a job dude!

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 09:15 PM

Jeez Lobo, that sucks. Good luck buddy.

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#2680 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 16 November 2009 - 12:21 AM

Darkwatch, on 14 November 2009 - 12:17 AM, said:

Most geek girls aren't at all stable, they're usually just like the alpha bitches from prep cliques, except they do Vampire the Masquerade LARPs instead of going out to the local dance club.

I dunno about the rest of it but I seriously want to go to wherever it is they sell Mastodon Muffins and Megadeth Milkshake!

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