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What's messing with your groove?

#26121 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 04 July 2019 - 03:48 PM

View PostBfuckinK, on 04 July 2019 - 04:16 AM, said:

Man this is the quietest lead up to the 4th in this hood I can probably ever recall here. That said the new neighbors had better pick up these hundreds of bottle rocket remains they are launching in all directions. I've already had one land not 10 ft away from me. I felt compelled to make some noise in the mostly silent night around here and launch some old shells we have.


Couldn't you just have noisy sex in a pickup truck somewhere? Less chance of innocent bystanders being injured.


...well, physically injured... psychologically on the other hand...
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Posted 04 July 2019 - 03:54 PM

View PostCause, on 04 July 2019 - 10:10 AM, said:

The brother in law is back (the alcoholic drug addict)....


When all is said and done, it's your Mom's house and her decision. Since you personally kicking him out is off the table, your options are what you've been doing - lock everything up, stay on guard, and avoid him - or leave.
All of which sucks, but it's probably better you're there and able to look out for your family than not.

That said, pointing out the alcohol to your mom and sister so there is no 'i told you so' when he becomes a problem in the near future might not hurt.
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Posted 04 July 2019 - 06:29 PM

Gorgeous day (29, feels like 37).

Because I had a hearing today I'm stuck waiting for a bus in a 3 piece wool suit.

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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 04 July 2019 - 06:52 PM

2 more weeks without internet. Shakes are starting to intensify. If you don’t hear from me again just assume my crotch goblins freaked out at not being able to watch YouTube Kids and the entire SB clan descended into unimaginable chaos.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 04 July 2019 - 06:56 PM

View PostBfuckinK, on 04 July 2019 - 06:33 PM, said:

I prefer the ground beneath my feet to be steady.


That 6.4 earthquake was...a delight!
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Posted 05 July 2019 - 07:53 AM

Summer. Don't like being hot, don't like being sticky, and definitely don't like bright weather.

Roll on autumn, cloud and rain.
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Posted 05 July 2019 - 01:51 PM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 05 July 2019 - 07:53 AM, said:

Summer. Don't like being hot, don't like being sticky, and definitely don't like bright weather.

Roll on autumn, cloud and rain.





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Posted 05 July 2019 - 02:17 PM

This is the the singularly worse kiwi fruit i have ever attempted to eat.
How the fuck does a kiwi fruit have gristle? Why do parts taste sweet and other parts taste like zombie genitals? DID IT JUST HISS AT ME?????
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Posted 05 July 2019 - 02:46 PM

View PostAbyss, on 05 July 2019 - 02:17 PM, said:

This is the the singularly worse kiwi fruit i have ever attempted to eat.
How the fuck does a kiwi fruit have gristle? Why do parts taste sweet and other parts taste like zombie genitals? DID IT JUST HISS AT ME?????


Your mistake was....eating a kiwi.
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Posted 05 July 2019 - 02:47 PM

View PostAbyss, on 05 July 2019 - 02:17 PM, said:

This is the the singularly worse kiwi fruit i have ever attempted to eat.
How the fuck does a kiwi fruit have gristle? Why do parts taste sweet and other parts taste like zombie genitals? DID IT JUST HISS AT ME?????


Monsters Ball.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 05 July 2019 - 06:06 PM

View PostAbyss, on 05 July 2019 - 02:17 PM, said:

This is the the singularly worse kiwi fruit i have ever attempted to eat.
How the fuck does a kiwi fruit have gristle? Why do parts taste sweet and other parts taste like zombie genitals? DID IT JUST HISS AT ME?????


You monster thats no fruit, thats a bird!
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Posted 05 July 2019 - 09:37 PM

View PostAbyss, on 05 July 2019 - 01:51 PM, said:

View PostMaark Abbott, on 05 July 2019 - 07:53 AM, said:

Summer. Don't like being hot, don't like being sticky, and definitely don't like bright weather.

Roll on autumn, cloud and rain.





GO BACK TO JOTUNHEIM.


FTFY
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 06 July 2019 - 01:55 AM

View PostBfuckinK, on 06 July 2019 - 01:22 AM, said:

This is some bad shit that ain't even started yet. This poor dogs intenstons were hanging out. Law still ain't showed up. Neighbors still ain't home. It's going to boil when these two Residents meet. My adrenaline is still going. This poor woman was screaming bloody murder as I took off running towards her.


You have contacted both the police and animal control, right?
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Posted 06 July 2019 - 02:10 AM

Neighbor 1 dog got out, killed neighbor 2 dog.
You secured neighbor 1 dog in neighbor 1 yard.
Call police and animal control. Sounds like you're in the clear.
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Posted 06 July 2019 - 02:48 AM

View PostAbyss, on 06 July 2019 - 02:10 AM, said:

Neighbor 1 dog got out, killed neighbor 2 dog.
You secured neighbor 1 dog in neighbor 1 yard.
Call police and animal control. Sounds like you're in the clear.


Agreed. Shit situation but good work mate.
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Posted 06 July 2019 - 03:32 AM

That is horrifying and scary but it sounds like you did the right thing.

We just had an "aftershock" (I suppose) that was bigger and longer than the first one. Google is saying 7.1.
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Posted 06 July 2019 - 04:24 AM

My house is okay, and it was finalized as a 6.9 so it didn't break the 7.0 barrier (still bigger than the Northridge '94 quake though, and closer to me). Usually I'm chill but that one really was scary. Also, just now, another (small) aftershock happened as I was typing this. I am "shook" as they say.
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Posted 06 July 2019 - 04:41 AM

It's like a waterbed, except it's the planet.
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Posted 07 July 2019 - 05:01 AM

Oh I’m pretty sure I have a torn meniscus.

All my running ? All my squats ?

Nope lifted a heavy box and turned on a uphill slope.

Avoiding the doc like a plague kinda hoping it magically heals.

Fuck I can’t extend my leg out. This is terribly lame .. not a fan of getting old
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Posted 07 July 2019 - 04:34 PM

View PostNicodimas, on 07 July 2019 - 05:01 AM, said:

Oh I'm pretty sure I have a torn meniscus.

All my running ? All my squats ?

Nope lifted a heavy box and turned on a uphill slope.

Avoiding the doc like a plague kinda hoping it magically heals.

Fuck I can't extend my leg out. This is terribly lame .. not a fan of getting old


That does not magically heal.

You need medical attention.
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