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Nail of steel, foot will surely heal
Nail of rust, amputate you must
What's messing with your groove?
#24022
worry 
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 08:54 PM
Is that even legal? Let me fire up the ol' Google search engine and see what "spanking teens" brings up, so I can get back to you on this.
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#24023
Obdigore
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 09:34 PM
worry, on 27 February 2018 - 08:54 PM, said:
Is that even legal? Let me fire up the ol' Google search engine and see what "spanking teens" brings up, so I can get back to you on this.
Mix em, and its all legal when he pulls the old man over the knee and gives him spankings right through his diapers.
That's a whole range of weird fetish shit BK can get in. Maybe do something with feet as well? And if the old man is smoking, you'll be a sure hit on porn websites.
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#24025
Cause
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 07:42 AM
worry, on 27 February 2018 - 08:05 PM, said:
Nail of steel, foot will surely heal
Nail of rust, amputate you must
Nail of rust, amputate you must
Its actually a dangerous simplification. Tetanus is caused by bacteria which a piece of metal is likely to get in contact with the ground. Such pieces of metal are likely but not necessarily rusty. Similarly not all rust metal will have the bacteria. Get the shot no matter wot!
#24027
Mentalist
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 12:41 PM
I stepped on a rusty nail last summer at the cottage. It's survivable.
Mind, given my general tendency to break/impale/get bitten by things, my tetanus shots are [i] generally always current, so I didn't really worry about that and was able to treat the wound myself.
Mind, given my general tendency to break/impale/get bitten by things, my tetanus shots are [i] generally always current, so I didn't really worry about that and was able to treat the wound myself.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#24028
Abyss
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 02:17 PM
Mentalist, on 28 February 2018 - 12:41 PM, said:
I stepped on a rusty nail last summer at the cottage. It's survivable.
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Alright, did you develop superpowers?
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#24029
Mentalist
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 02:27 PM
Abyss, on 28 February 2018 - 02:17 PM, said:
Mentalist, on 28 February 2018 - 12:41 PM, said:
I stepped on a rusty nail last summer at the cottage. It's survivable.
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Alright, did you develop superpowers?
Well, I do manage to function with an average of 4 hours of sleep per night...
Aside from that, can't say I noticed anything different
I think you need a bigger sample size.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#24030
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Posted 28 February 2018 - 03:18 PM
Mentalist, on 28 February 2018 - 02:27 PM, said:
Abyss, on 28 February 2018 - 02:17 PM, said:
Mentalist, on 28 February 2018 - 12:41 PM, said:
I stepped on a rusty nail last summer at the cottage. It's survivable.
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Alright, did you develop superpowers?
Well, I do manage to function with an average of 4 hours of sleep per night...
Aside from that, can't say I noticed anything different
I think you need a bigger sample size.
Thats a super power in my book.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#24031
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 07:41 AM
Ugh this snow can do one.
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
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#24032
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 08:40 AM
Mentalist, on 28 February 2018 - 02:27 PM, said:
Abyss, on 28 February 2018 - 02:17 PM, said:
Mentalist, on 28 February 2018 - 12:41 PM, said:
I stepped on a rusty nail last summer at the cottage. It's survivable.
...
...
Alright, did you develop superpowers?
Well, I do manage to function with an average of 4 hours of sleep per night...
Aside from that, can't say I noticed anything different
I think you need a bigger sample size.
I was thinking you're more like the hero in Kick-Ass. Years of damage have killed your nerves and driven your pain tolerance way beyond normal human thresholds and so you can take a thrashing like a champ.
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
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#24033
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 09:10 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 01 March 2018 - 07:41 AM, said:
Ugh this snow can do one.
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
Oh and our boiler isn't working today
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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#24035
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 12:35 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 01 March 2018 - 09:10 AM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 01 March 2018 - 07:41 AM, said:
Ugh this snow can do one.
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
Oh and our boiler isn't working today
Ours stopped overnight. Had to climb into a freezing loft in my PJs to investigate. Turned it off and on again. Bingo!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#24036
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 01:17 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 01 March 2018 - 07:41 AM, said:
Ugh this snow can do one.
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
That's not real snow!
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To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#24037
Messremb
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 01:57 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 01 March 2018 - 12:35 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 01 March 2018 - 09:10 AM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 01 March 2018 - 07:41 AM, said:
Ugh this snow can do one.
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
Oh and our boiler isn't working today
Ours stopped overnight. Had to climb into a freezing loft in my PJs to investigate. Turned it off and on again. Bingo!
Boilers are doing that all over suddenly - 2 of our NCT group have theirs out. A variety of other mothers from Mrs Messrembs fb December baby group have theirs out.
Sort of makes me glad we had a pipe burst tail end of December rather than now (Trace & Access household claim, paid most of the price of the new much better flooring we'd been thinking about for a few years) as at least there wasn't everyone fully booked.
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
#24038
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 02:11 PM
Morgoth, on 01 March 2018 - 01:17 PM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 01 March 2018 - 07:41 AM, said:
Ugh this snow can do one.
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
And yes, in before Canadians and Scandinavians jump in with "that's not real snow" etc... 🙄
That's not real snow!
That's not real snow!
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#24039
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 02:46 PM
Horrible headache due to the weather going from -10°C to + +10°C in one day. And mom's at home all day, which means I cannot suffer in peace. Also, I got an appointment a a hairdresser's tomorrow and need to manage to comb out my dreads at some point today. I'm not sure whether having to do that at all OR having to do that while my skull is trying to implode messes with my groove more.
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#24040
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 03:01 PM
Is this xapedluh person randomly downvoting anyone else old posts? He's gotten two of mine so far from years ago.
Silencer, know anything about this troll?
Silencer, know anything about this troll?
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