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#22180 Macros

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 10:34 AM

Supposed to be playing golf today.
Weather has been nice all week.
Today?
Now?
When I'm supposed to be outside walking around for 4 hours?
Pissing down. Fuck this place is a a shithole

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#22181 Morgoth

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 11:03 AM

Macros, on 17 March 2017 - 10:34 AM, said:

Supposed to be playing golf today.
Weather has been nice all week.
Today?
Now?
When I'm supposed to be outside walking around for 4 hours?
Pissing down. Fuck this place is a a shithole

You know you have quite a few rights in these instances, right? The EU is pretty good on consumer protection.

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#22182 Loki

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 12:19 PM

A few days ago my son asked me to make him a costume.

But not just any costume.

He wants me to make him a hagfish costume.

Hagfish.

HAGFISH.

Firstly, the kid is super weird. Secondly, I've NO IDEA where to even begin. I've been racking my brain for days and haven't come up with a thing.

HAGFISH.

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#22183 Morgoth

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 12:55 PM

He probably meant Hagrid. That's what he said and you should stick to it

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#22184 Loki

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 01:15 PM

Morgoth, on 17 March 2017 - 12:55 PM, said:

He probably meant Hagrid. That's what he said and you should stick to it

That would be a lot easier...

Unfortunately, when he said he wanted me to make him a hagfish costume I made the mistake of asking him what a hagfish was - "You know? A slime eel!" Posted Image

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#22185 amphibian

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 02:07 PM

Loki, on 17 March 2017 - 12:19 PM, said:

You want a hat with a hoop on it - above the kid's head and perpendicular to the floor - and some fabric to go outside the framework and drape down to his waist or so, with sleeves. The kid's face will be a cut-out in the middle of the neck. The hat can be a beanie with wire framing and the teeth can be felt teeth. He'll be able to walk up to something and "glom" onto it, but not wear something heavy or difficult to get in/out of.

Here's a picture I drew to show you what I'm envisioning:

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#22186 Gorefest

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 02:12 PM

You know that a hagfish is not the same thing as a hoodie-wearing ghosty being from Spirited Away, right?

Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

#22187 Loki

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 02:17 PM

amphibian, on 17 March 2017 - 02:07 PM, said:

Loki, on 17 March 2017 - 12:19 PM, said:

That's not a bad suggestion, cheers. Though I'm not sure how the 'face' would be made exactly. Also, there needs to be a 'slimy'/'wriggly' aspect, I think.

Gorefest, on 17 March 2017 - 02:12 PM, said:

You know that a hagfish is not the same thing as a hoodie-wearing ghosty being from Spirited Away, right?

Hybrid!

For reference, this is what a hagfish looks like.

I mean, I'm happy my son wants to dress-up as some sort of Hell-worm but jesus....

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#22188 Gorefest

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 03:25 PM

Considering they produce buckets of slime, can't you just buy a few tubs of that putty ooze stuff from a toy shop and just pour it over him? And then stick some dracula teeth somewhere in the middle of it.

PS: not meaning to alarm you, but boy, your son is messed up.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.

#22189 Itwæs Nom

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 03:44 PM

Gorefest, on 17 March 2017 - 03:25 PM, said:

Surely you meant awesome

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#22190 Andorion

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 03:51 PM

Super busy for super shitty reasons. I hate the disorganized workplace.

#22191 Gorefest

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 04:04 PM

Itwæs Nom, on 17 March 2017 - 03:44 PM, said:

Gorefest, on 17 March 2017 - 03:25 PM, said:

PS: not meaning to alarm you, but boy, your son is messed up.

Surely you meant awesome

Those things aren't mutually exclusive Posted Image

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#22192 Tsundoku

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 08:43 PM

@Loki

I think it's an Octonauts thing:

Season 1, Ep 38

http://octonauts.wik...m/wiki/Episodes

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#22193 Loki

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 11:52 PM

Gorefest, on 17 March 2017 - 03:25 PM, said:

The collateral damage to his surrounding environment would be astronomical. If we had a proper yard it might have been an option though.

Captain Needa, on 17 March 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

@Loki

I think it's an Octonauts thing:

Season 1, Ep 38

http://octonauts.wik...m/wiki/Episodes

I think you might be half-right. He hasn't watched Octonauts in months but he does have an Octonauts educational game about the ocean. I just looked at it and it has a slime eel but I couldn't find anything that referred to it as a hagfish though. But it seems the likely culprit. That, or one of the documentaries I let play in the background while he is playing in the lounge.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 12:33 AM

Briar King, on 17 March 2017 - 05:35 PM, said:

Andorion, on 17 March 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

Super busy for super shitty reasons. I hate the disorganized workplace.

This the new place?

Yep. Strangest place I have ever seen

#22195 Abyss

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 04:09 AM

Andorion, on 18 March 2017 - 12:33 AM, said:

Briar King, on 17 March 2017 - 05:35 PM, said:

Andorion, on 17 March 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

Super busy for super shitty reasons. I hate the disorganized workplace.

This the new place?

Yep. Strangest place I have ever seen

Does it have small door that allows you to become John Malkovich?

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#22196 worry

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 04:47 AM

Briar King, on 18 March 2017 - 04:31 AM, said:

Abyss, on 18 March 2017 - 04:09 AM, said:

Andorion, on 18 March 2017 - 12:33 AM, said:

Briar King, on 17 March 2017 - 05:35 PM, said:

Andorion, on 17 March 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

Super busy for super shitty reasons. I hate the disorganized workplace.

This the new place?

Yep. Strangest place I have ever seen

Does it have small door that allows you to become John Malkovich?

Do you have any authority to make changes at all?

Do you believe in life after love?

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#22197 Andorion

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 02:06 PM

Briar King, on 18 March 2017 - 04:31 AM, said:

Abyss, on 18 March 2017 - 04:09 AM, said:

Andorion, on 18 March 2017 - 12:33 AM, said:

Briar King, on 17 March 2017 - 05:35 PM, said:

Andorion, on 17 March 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

Super busy for super shitty reasons. I hate the disorganized workplace.

This the new place?

Yep. Strangest place I have ever seen

Does it have small door that allows you to become John Malkovich?

Do you have any authority to make changes at all?

Nope. Just trying to keep my head down and get work done.

Even if no one actually knows what the work is

#22198 Slow Ben

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 01:54 PM

Awesome weekend. Now a 14 hour drive.

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#22199 Lady Bliss

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 03:48 PM

Briar King, on 20 March 2017 - 03:47 PM, said:

3rd snake found in house in last 9mths.

That is perhaps one of my biggest nightmares. Do you have indoor dogs?

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