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#19241 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.
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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:07 PM

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM, said:

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.


You have my sympathy, I hate those. Usually come for me from eating an excess of citrus (or stress). Ugh, not fun.
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#19243 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:23 PM

 QuickTidal, on 07 March 2016 - 03:07 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM, said:

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.


You have my sympathy, I hate those. Usually come for me from eating an excess of citrus (or stress). Ugh, not fun.


HOT SAUCE WAS A BAD CHOICE.
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#19244 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:29 PM

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:23 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 07 March 2016 - 03:07 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM, said:

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.


You have my sympathy, I hate those. Usually come for me from eating an excess of citrus (or stress). Ugh, not fun.


HOT SAUCE WAS A BAD CHOICE.


Dude are you suicidal? Hot sauce on a mouth ulcer? I winced
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#19245 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:29 PM

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:23 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 07 March 2016 - 03:07 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM, said:

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.


You have my sympathy, I hate those. Usually come for me from eating an excess of citrus (or stress). Ugh, not fun.


HOT SAUCE WAS A BAD CHOICE.


Yeah, that'll do it too.

Why does hot sauce have to be SO delicious?!

My tip, which is helpful, but not much. A glass of the hottest water you can tolerate mixed with a bunch of salt. Gargle near the site of the ulcer. It will relieve the site for a few hours. That's the best I've ever come up with to deal with it.
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#19246 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:31 PM

 Andorion, on 07 March 2016 - 03:29 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:23 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 07 March 2016 - 03:07 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM, said:

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.


You have my sympathy, I hate those. Usually come for me from eating an excess of citrus (or stress). Ugh, not fun.


HOT SAUCE WAS A BAD CHOICE.


Dude are you suicidal? Hot sauce on a mouth ulcer? I winced


Way of Kings affected my mental state more deeply than I initially considered so very possibly yes
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#19247 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:35 PM

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:31 PM, said:

 Andorion, on 07 March 2016 - 03:29 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:23 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 07 March 2016 - 03:07 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM, said:

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.


You have my sympathy, I hate those. Usually come for me from eating an excess of citrus (or stress). Ugh, not fun.


HOT SAUCE WAS A BAD CHOICE.


Dude are you suicidal? Hot sauce on a mouth ulcer? I winced


Way of Kings affected my mental state more deeply than I initially considered so very possibly yes


Quick read something grimdark! Prince of Thorns!
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#19248 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 03:52 PM

 Andorion, on 07 March 2016 - 03:35 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:31 PM, said:

 Andorion, on 07 March 2016 - 03:29 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:23 PM, said:

 QuickTidal, on 07 March 2016 - 03:07 PM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 03:03 PM, said:

Bastard bloody mouth ulcers. ARGH.


You have my sympathy, I hate those. Usually come for me from eating an excess of citrus (or stress). Ugh, not fun.


HOT SAUCE WAS A BAD CHOICE.


Dude are you suicidal? Hot sauce on a mouth ulcer? I winced


Way of Kings affected my mental state more deeply than I initially considered so very possibly yes


Quick read something grimdark! Prince of Thorns!


MAARK read KATE ELLIOTT
KATE ELLIOTT used FRATER HUGH
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#19249 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 09:16 PM

Listerine for mouth ulcers. Stings like anything but seems to work! Original only...
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#19250 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 07 March 2016 - 09:46 PM

 Tiste Simeon, on 07 March 2016 - 09:16 PM, said:

Listerine for mouth ulcers. Stings like anything but seems to work! Original only...


You ever listen to Amon? That's me after I do as you're suggesting. Fuck me sideways with a pneumatic drill but that hurts.
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Posted 08 March 2016 - 12:10 AM

Scrape a lichen off a rock and pack your cheek with it.
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Posted 08 March 2016 - 12:16 AM

 Slow Ben, on 03 March 2016 - 04:01 PM, said:

Are you upset because your uppers are too muscular or you're calves are underdeveloped?

Because calves are tooooough. And joining a gym just for calves would be pointless. There's basically a few variations of the same exercise- calf raises. And use heavy weight, light weights and calf training dont mix. Theyre used to light weight training, its called walking.




For calves... do Farmers walks on your toes


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Posted 08 March 2016 - 01:26 AM

 Briar King, on 08 March 2016 - 01:20 AM, said:

Fixing to cut my toeblades. I hate doing this.


Uh..toenails right? Or are you a velociraptor?
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Posted 08 March 2016 - 02:23 AM

I cut my nails multiple times a week because I have to in order to grapple with others safely, but I did that even before. Long nails really freak me out and that was true even before the jiu jitsu made trimming them regularly a mandatory thing.

This came into play with a Nepali ex who stuck to the possible trend of growing only the big toe's nail out to an extent that most people would be offput. The other nails would be trimmed as normal. She didn't understand why I would ask her to trim after night time kicks and why I got kind of skeeved out looking at them, but she accommodated me most of the time.

Now my sister in law does the big toe too and since I ain't married to her, I say nothing and let her and my brother do as they will.

The weird thing is that they don't grow out their fingernails. Just those two big toes.
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Posted 08 March 2016 - 03:33 AM

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 07:35 AM

Corsidol is the best for dealing with mouth ulcers.


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#19257 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 08:32 AM

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 09:46 PM, said:

 Tiste Simeon, on 07 March 2016 - 09:16 PM, said:

Listerine for mouth ulcers. Stings like anything but seems to work! Original only...


You ever listen to Amon? That's me after I do as you're suggesting. Fuck me sideways with a pneumatic drill but that hurts.

Yeah I get that but - and I don't know what this says about me - I actually quite like that particular pain!!
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Posted 08 March 2016 - 09:06 AM

 Tiste Simeon, on 08 March 2016 - 08:32 AM, said:

 Maark Abbott, on 07 March 2016 - 09:46 PM, said:

 Tiste Simeon, on 07 March 2016 - 09:16 PM, said:

Listerine for mouth ulcers. Stings like anything but seems to work! Original only...


You ever listen to Amon? That's me after I do as you're suggesting. Fuck me sideways with a pneumatic drill but that hurts.

Yeah I get that but - and I don't know what this says about me - I actually quite like that particular pain!!


It's a cleansing kinda pain.

Corsodil is the best though and hurts less but can leave quite a tangy taste in the mouth for hours.
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#19259 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 08 March 2016 - 02:19 PM

Have the week off work and got a call from my boss to let me know she has quit and might not be there on Monday when I get back. This is a bit shit what with a year off for maternity leave coming up and I would go for her job if I wasn't pregnant. Plus it's a really dodgy time for my department and this is going to destabilise it further. All a bit crazy. Not to mention she's the first boss I have had who I genuinely like and enjoy working for. Balls!!
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Posted 09 March 2016 - 07:40 AM

 Mezla PigDog, on 08 March 2016 - 02:19 PM, said:

Have the week off work and got a call from my boss to let me know she has quit and might not be there on Monday when I get back. This is a bit shit what with a year off for maternity leave coming up and I would go for her job if I wasn't pregnant. Plus it's a really dodgy time for my department and this is going to destabilise it further. All a bit crazy. Not to mention she's the first boss I have had who I genuinely like and enjoy working for. Balls!!


That's a bit shit indeed.

And don't you mean "Bollocks!!"?
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