Posted 11 August 2009 - 11:35 AM
OLD PEOPLE (like normal people but worse)
OLD PEOPLE WHO ARE RELATED TO ME (so I can't clothesbar and then elbow drop them without trouble)
OLD PEOPLE WHO ARE RELATED TO ME AND WILL NOT SHUT UP EVER (I have one ear too many sometimes)
I'm finding I'm liking my gran in inverse proportion to the amount of time I'm forced to spend in her company. Whoever said growing up made you more able to tolerate these sorts of things is a filthy filthy liar.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.