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What's messing with your groove?

#1480 amphibian

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 09:15 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on Jul 8 2009, 04:29 PM, said:

Painting your toenails will help cut down on grappling-related toenail injuries. I would recommend clear polish.

Are you serious? I'll give it a shot, if you are.

caladanbrood, on Jul 8 2009, 04:33 PM, said:

I recommend sparkley pink nail polish. It'll go with your demon-red eyes.

I woke up on the morning of July 4th, with several of my fingernails painted the deep, dark red of Chick Flick Cherry. For the kicker, none of the girls had any remover on them and I ended up going to a date like that.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#1481 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:34 PM

I'm having some kind of mental episode. Freaky Friday and Shallow Hal have made me cry this week! I mean seriously, Jack Black gets together with Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit and I cry?!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#1482 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:34 PM

Tears of disgust are perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#1483 Bhurnae

Close to the hedge.........

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 10:59 PM

Doesn't "I am right week" follow "Crying week"? <running away fast>

Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.

#1484 caladanbrood

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 11:04 PM

Women are all crazy. As usual, this is not good for the groove.

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#1485 Cold Iron

I'll have some lasagna

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 11:31 PM

I just found out instead of going home on Tuesday I've gotta stay in this shithole town another few weeks.

Shoot me now.

#1486 Slow Ben

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 11:58 PM

Mowing in the rain.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1487 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 08 July 2009 - 11:58 PM

Slow Ben, on Jul 8 2009, 07:58 PM, said:

Mowing in the rain.

Why? Rider or push?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#1488 Slow Ben

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:03 AM

Rider. Because the winds blowing the grass on me and i end up looking like swamp thing cause it all sticks.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1489 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:08 AM

No. Why the hell are you mowing in the rain? Lol.

#1490 Slow Ben

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 01:42 AM

Because this is the only night i have to get it done and it pays good.

Having to go fix a tenents sink right after i sit down in my chair for the night. Grrrrr.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#1491 Centzon Totochtin

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Bunnies!

Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:18 AM

1. All tech support staff EVER
2. Printers - they don't work and one tried to staple me
3. MY stupid boobs bloody grew and now I don't fit half my bras. Do you know how expensive it is for me to find ones that fit me?! *cries*
4. Stupid negative people at work

@ Illy - sucks about your friend, condolences etc :thumbsup:

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#1492 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:34 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 9 2009, 10:18 AM, said:

3. MY stupid boobs bloody grew and now I don't fit half my bras. Do you know how expensive it is for me to find ones that fit me?! *cries*

Pictures or it didn't happen!

#1493 MTS

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:42 AM

Haha all of the male population of Brisbane are rejoicing. :thumbsup:

My computer is making an incessant beeping all of a sudden, and I have no idea what it means.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1494 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:53 AM

How long has it been since you last sacrificed a kitten to your computer?

#1495 MTS

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:02 AM

Silly Apt, if sacrificing kittens worked I'd just masturbate. That hasn't worked. I don't get it, I give my computer bacon everyday to make it happy. I even give it a bit of beer every now and then.

Oh, wait...

This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 09 July 2009 - 09:03 AM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#1496 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:47 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 9 2009, 09:18 AM, said:

1. All tech support staff EVER
2. Printers - they don't work and one tried to staple me

I'm sure there's a story in that one ...

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3. MY stupid boobs bloody grew and now I don't fit half my bras. Do you know how expensive it is for me to find ones that fit me?! *cries*

There's a downside? Oh ... yeah ... bras ... boo.

We're catching up when I get back, right?

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@ Illy - sucks about your friend, condolences etc

Ditto mate. :thumbsup:

Cheers,

La Sombra, Centz's cup(s) runneth over ...

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