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#13560 Assail

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:44 AM

Briar King, on 07 February 2013 - 10:23 PM, said:

Nope no cause or as of yet cure for us all. It seems a head scratching case, I've had MRI's, EMG's(nerve conduction test) and so have they, nada so far.

That's crazy mate. Hopefully they can get to the bottom of it. If all else fails, smoke some pot, maybe that'd help ya lol

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#13561 MTS

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:12 AM

On Tuesday, while I was on my way to uni, I ended up having a seizure in a car park (I'm epileptic, see). In the midst of that I managed to break my glasses and rough up my face and hands so bad that for days now multiple people have been asking me if I'd been on the wrong side of a beating. Was only able to get an optometrist appointment yesterday, and my glasses are going to take over a week to order. As I have no spares and can barely see on my own, this has quickly gotten annoying, especially coupled with the fact I can't put my hands in my pockets cos its hurts too damn much, and it's only been one day!

Blerg.

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#13562 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:56 AM

MTS, on 08 February 2013 - 04:12 AM, said:

That's pretty shit, Mappo, hope you get your glasses as soon as possible!

I had a thing today that got cancelled, and things have generally gone downhill from there. Blerg too.

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#13563 amphibian

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:21 AM

How exactly are your glasses broken? It might be possible to kludge them together or to wear a loaner pair (with your intact lenses in) until the specific ones you ordered arrive.

I recall using tape several times to patch together glasses as a kid when I would inevitably bash them up doing something stupid.

Best of luck with the seizure recovery and prevention too.

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#13564 MTS

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:30 AM

The right lens is smashed from where I faceplanted the asphalt and the frame snapped in half, so rather unsalvagable lol.

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#13565 Obdigore

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:38 AM

MTS, on 08 February 2013 - 05:30 AM, said:

The right lens is smashed from where I faceplanted the asphalt and the frame snapped in half, so rather unsalvagable lol.

Sounds like it is monocle time, good sir.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:11 AM

MTS, on 08 February 2013 - 05:30 AM, said:

The right lens is smashed from where I faceplanted the asphalt and the frame snapped in half, so rather unsalvagable lol.

I can send you one of my weak spares... They would look lovely on you

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#13567 Satan

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 02:08 PM

Satan, on 03 February 2013 - 12:28 PM, said:

If you post in the pictures thread without a picture, you get down-voted. Silencer comes inn to tell us to lay off the .gifs because of traffic trouble, but he can't be bothered with adding a picture to the post. Warns us that anyone neg-repping his post for lack of picture gets banned indefinitely. To some the temptation/compulsion is just too hard to resist. Hence the wailing over our lost friend Apt.

Silencer, on 03 February 2013 - 12:36 PM, said:

Nice of you to take the time explaining that. 'Course seeing as you're dumb enough to go do the same thing as Apt did, well, "bye-bye".

Silencer, on 04 February 2013 - 11:35 AM, said:

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 04 February 2013 - 05:43 AM, said:

So how long are they banned for Silencer?

Well, that will really depend. I DID say "indefinite", after all.

But for the moment Apt has I think two more days on his ban (or less) and Satan has about three or four days. I gave Satan a longer suspension for being dumb enough to emulate Apt, fyi.

Then we'll revisit matters.

I did point out that there was compulsion in this. I knew full well what I was doing and I would do it again BECAUSE I HAVE TO! I'd say it's rather heartless and mean to take a piss out of people with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Also, I just want to point out that Messremb and Stormy are proper cock cheeses for unduing the good work of Apt and I. I must say, I am disappoint.

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#13568 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

Satan, on 08 February 2013 - 02:08 PM, said:

Also, I just want to point out that Messremb and Stormy are proper cock cheeses for unduing the good work of Apt and I. I must say, I am disappoint.

Well, we all got what we wanted out of that little escapade, then.

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#13569 QuickTidal

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:30 PM

Ran the numbers on the first venue...Sweet merciful fuck, Weddings are Bloody expensive!

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#13570 worry

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:53 PM

Yah but remember that's in Canadian dollars.

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#13571 ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:27 AM

QuickTidal, on 08 February 2013 - 09:30 PM, said:

Ran the numbers on the first venue...Sweet merciful fuck, Weddings are Bloody expensive!

Say that you want the wedding to be about the two of you, with an intimate and meaningful ceremony. Remind her that she actually hates most of the people she knows, and slide in that having a large wedding is just too damn mainstream (her hipster genes will cringe at this (everyone has them (everyone but I, that is (this is called paranthesiception)))).

Just trust me on this.

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#13572 Illuyankas

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:30 AM

OR rob a bank. How cool would that be?

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#13573 worry

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:42 AM

Yah but remember that's Canadian dollars.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#13574 ForkassalOfTheInnerCircle

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:30 PM

Illuyankas, on 09 February 2013 - 02:30 AM, said:

OR rob a bank. How cool would that be?

"Honey, what d'you say we skip the wedding and rob a bank instead?"

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#13575 Tsundoku

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:54 PM

Forkassal, on 09 February 2013 - 12:30 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 09 February 2013 - 02:30 AM, said:

OR rob a bank. How cool would that be?

"Honey, what d'you say we skip the wedding and rob a bank instead?"

That's the plot of a Jim Carrey film isn't it? "Fun with Dick"?

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#13576 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:35 PM

Sombra, on 09 February 2013 - 03:54 PM, said:

Forkassal, on 09 February 2013 - 12:30 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 09 February 2013 - 02:30 AM, said:

OR rob a bank. How cool would that be?

"Honey, what d'you say we skip the wedding and rob a bank instead?"

That's the plot of a Jim Carrey film isn't it? "Fun with Dick"?

No THAT'S just something Assail has while he cries himself to sleep every night, thinking about Goodkind...

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#13577 Assail

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:46 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 09 February 2013 - 07:35 PM, said:

Sombra, on 09 February 2013 - 03:54 PM, said:

Forkassal, on 09 February 2013 - 12:30 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 09 February 2013 - 02:30 AM, said:

OR rob a bank. How cool would that be?

"Honey, what d'you say we skip the wedding and rob a bank instead?"

That's the plot of a Jim Carrey film isn't it? "Fun with Dick"?

No THAT'S just something Assail has while he cries himself to sleep every night, thinking about Goodkind...

What? I cry myself to sleep thinking of Goodkind while having an outrageous desire to rob a bank with Jim Carrey instead of having a wedding?! I'M SO CONFUSED!

I still heart Goodkind.

#13578 Abyss

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:23 PM

MTS, on 08 February 2013 - 04:12 AM, said:

...a seizure in a car park ... rough up my face and hands so bad that for days now multiple people have been asking me if I'd been on the wrong side of a beating. ...

You obviously need to turn this situation to your advantage and come up with a plausible story that involves you saving an old woman stuck up a tree from a gang of feral methheads... there are some obvious naked-time benefits you could generate from the whole 'and my hands are all busted up' thing at a minimum.
C'mon MapSack, make that glass half full....

Forkassal, on 09 February 2013 - 02:27 AM, said:

QuickTidal, on 08 February 2013 - 09:30 PM, said:

Ran the numbers on the first venue...Sweet merciful fuck, Weddings are Bloody expensive!

Barring that, elope. Throw a party after. Everyone will get over their crushing disappointment eventually. Just trust me on this.

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