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What's messing with your groove?

#11261 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 07:40 PM

You otter go back to bed, Stormy.
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#11262 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 08:45 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 12 April 2012 - 05:02 PM, said:

View Postamphibian, on 12 April 2012 - 04:46 PM, said:

The equation is simple: Girl + Looking at Otters + Ice Cream + Long Walk = Makeout Sessions.


Thankfully, it was the otters missing from this equation, not the girl...


In fairness, Amph never specified who the makeout sessions were with.... Could have been the Otters...

Ain may like it that way.
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#11263 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:12 PM

I once saw an otter suck his own penis. That was one happy looking otter.
True story.
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#11264 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM

You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...

1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days

2) I fucking hate squats
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#11265 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:53 PM

@QT - The Melbourne Zoo is my favourite place in existence. Watching the otters there is one of my most favourite things to do. Naturally my curiosity runs towards the location of the otters. Ain is obviously disappointed because everyone loves watching the otters. Any other reasons beyond that are secondary and can be addressed once the location of the otters and the reason for their absence has been established :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:41 AM

Yes, we need more otter auto-fellatio stories posthaste.
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#11267 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 05:34 AM

having to spend all night cramming for a family law final. with exteremely depressing subject matter.

and seriously, 3 exams in 3 days? 2 of them being 100% finals? arg.
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 06:59 AM

View PostFriendly Neighbourhood Spider-tiam, on 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...

1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days

2) I fucking hate squats


Fuck 'life' - Squats give you a far greater sense of accomplishment.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:11 AM

View PostCocoreturns, on 13 April 2012 - 06:59 AM, said:

View PostFriendly Neighbourhood Spider-tiam, on 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...

1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days

2) I fucking hate squats


Fuck 'life' - Squats give you a far greater sense of accomplishment.


The worst part of doing squats is getting the weight on the bar, dropping down, and realizing you have to use the bathroom more than you thought. OH GOD WHY. I WAITED 15 MINUTES TO GET ON THIS THING, NOW I HAVE TO GO USE THE BATHROOM.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:28 AM

I saw otters today. They were eating fish, not autofellating.

Also there's alcohol and hats.
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#11271 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 07:55 AM

Well, to cut a long story short...there were otters. Whoops. :p

EDIT: No happiness in here.

This post has been edited by Ain't_It_Just_: 13 April 2012 - 07:56 AM

Suck it Errant!


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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:11 AM

View PostAin, on 13 April 2012 - 07:55 AM, said:

Well, to cut a long story short...there were otters. Whoops. :D

EDIT: No happiness in here.


:p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:23 AM

Had a huge shit fight at work today because my pay rise was shit. So I told them to stick it up their arse and now it's all a big issue and I have to write a letter to Corporate to display my dissatisfaction with the shitty rise.

I really don't want to get another job, but a mans principles....
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:36 AM

Sounds like trouble.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:38 AM

*sigh* :p
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#11276 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 09:33 AM

View PostObdigore, on 13 April 2012 - 07:11 AM, said:

View PostCocoreturns, on 13 April 2012 - 06:59 AM, said:

View PostFriendly Neighbourhood Spider-tiam, on 12 April 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

You realise 2 things when your doing squats in the gym, on your own, at 11.30 at night when theres few lights and no music on...

1)You should probably get one of those 'life' things that people have and seem to be all the rage these days

2) I fucking hate squats


Fuck 'life' - Squats give you a far greater sense of accomplishment.


The worst part of doing squats is getting the weight on the bar, dropping down, and realizing you have to use the bathroom more than you thought. OH GOD WHY. I WAITED 15 MINUTES TO GET ON THIS THING, NOW I HAVE TO GO USE THE BATHROOM.


I have had my fair share of close calls on 'gambling on a squat' after a few redbulls my good STEEEEGE...
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#11277 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:10 AM

Feeling tired, headachey and discouraged. Stupid drama going on, no-one to talk to, staying in on a Friday night...usual recipe for the blues.
Suck it Errant!


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#11278 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:22 AM

View PostAin, on 13 April 2012 - 11:10 AM, said:

Feeling tired, headachey and discouraged. Stupid drama going on, no-one to talk to, staying in on a Friday night...usual recipe for the blues.


So you're not referring to the football then? :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:28 AM

View PostLoki, on 13 April 2012 - 11:22 AM, said:

View PostAin, on 13 April 2012 - 11:10 AM, said:

Feeling tired, headachey and discouraged. Stupid drama going on, no-one to talk to, staying in on a Friday night...usual recipe for the blues.


So you're not referring to the football then? :p


That too :D although we're doing a LITTLE better...
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#11280 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 11:46 AM

I have the Blues.............the Carlton Blues :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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