[caladanbrood]

Rich the Great, on Sep 27 2008, 11:22 PM, said:

I was joking silly, hearking back to the first manky malaz meet. Trying to instill a bit of nostalgia. Nevermind, lets get shitfaced and not have to worry about offending our hosts like at the BBQ.

I knew that, pfffft...

Generally, what Coogs said. Normally start around midday and people wander up from then onwards, sit in a pub for a while, have something to food (I thought Athaeneum worked well at the signing) and carry on to random different drinking establishments. Oh, plus of course the orgy.

[Dancer+]

We're not coming dressed as our favourite characters? I'm slightly disappointed.

But joking aside it sounds like a good plan. I'll look forward to actually coming to one of these Manky meets.

[caladanbrood]

It is also generally assumed to be compulsary to buy the host a drink or several... that's me, by the way

[Mezla PigDog]

Dancer, on Sep 30 2008, 12:34 PM, said:

We're not coming dressed as our favourite characters? I'm slightly disappointed.

When you get arrested for indecent exposure after wearing a Barghast maiden costume, you can stump up your own bail money!

I missed the orgy last year but you can rent a copy of the tape from any repectable gay porn outlet .... or so I hear


*ahem*


Does that joke work or does it leave me looking like I watch male gay porn?

[caladanbrood]

It's kinda on the edge... still doesn't make you look great

Now you would look great in... no, maybe shoudln't go there.

[Dancer+]

Oh, I was planning to come along as a naked Barghast maiden. You don't think I'd be arrested, do you? This poses a huge problem.

It does make you sound relatively bad Mez, but not as bad as Cougar who's already planning the gay orgy in detail. I'd like to request females only personally.

[Cougar]

I was thinking of Mezla specifically when I said orgy, and will still be thinking about it later....


There you go ameteurs, that's how you make yourself sound bad.

This post has been edited by Cougar: 30 September 2008 - 01:40 PM

[Dancer+]

You want to take part in an orgy with the rest of the lads to get Mezla? Why do that when you can get her one-on-one (hypothetically)? I sense an alterior motive!

If I really wanted to sound bad, I'd have retorted: I was thinking of you not Mezla when you mentioned orgy.

Anyway, we don't want to derail the Merry Manky Meeting too much So I'll stop coaching people on how to sound bad.

EDIT: Changing think to thinking.

This post has been edited by Dancer: 30 September 2008 - 02:52 PM

[eekwibble]

Cougar, on Sep 30 2008, 12:04 PM, said:

, then everyone back to Broods house for the orgy.

I've just remembered; I'm re-arranging my sock drawer on the (insert weirdo piss-up here) so I won't be able to make it!

[Thelomen Toblerone]

I'll find out when my term finishes but I should be able to come. Last year I broke up on the 7th so Im guessing it'll be around that time again. Anyone know when the next run of Beer is on in Manchester, btw?

[Cougar]

Thelomen Toblerone, on Oct 1 2008, 01:47 PM, said:

I'll find out when my term finishes but I should be able to come. Last year I broke up on the 7th so Im guessing it'll be around that time again.

Damn, I thought it was going to be a classy affair,I mean how am I going to relax when i have to keep an eye on my wallet all the time.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

It's ok, my steal-o-meter goes haywire whenever I'm up north cos it cant find anything worth stealing. Or anyone with a job who will potentially have money in their wallets.

[Chaos]

Won't be able to make this one, got a few stag does coming around the same time so i'll be skint/hungover/dead. Look forward to the pics (though don't post the orgy ones please. Once you've seen one malazan orgy you've seen them all.)

[caladanbrood]

Boo. Hiss. Buggery!

[Cougar]

Chaos, on Oct 2 2008, 07:36 PM, said:

Won't be able to make this one, got a few stag does...

Make your mind up is it Stags or Does?

caladanbrood, on Oct 3 2008, 10:29 AM, said:

Boo. Hiss. Buggery!

Funnily enough the exact noises you would expect to hear at the orgy.

[Rich the Great]

Yep, nothing at all to do with the power naps I was needing to take every hour or so.

[Fid]

So far all potential dates look ok for me...

In terms of sporting fixtures

6th Dec ManU at home to Sunderland 5:30PM kick-off
13th Dec ManC at home to Everton 3PM kick-off

No fixtures on 20th

[Cougar]

Can we assume Fid that you are fighting fit and able this time?

If so good news.

[Fid]

The good news is that I am back to enjoying a glass of wine or two (as I finish off a glass of barrel fermented chardonnay with my lunch) am back on the bike doing a few miles each weekend and back to the stresses of working with my client in Warrington...so yes in all ways back to normality - though having lost 10kg with the illness and a commensurate 2" off the wait had to reinvest in trousers (it was that or braces). Will keep an eye out for details of the date and meeting place.

Update on availability - looks as if might have office Christmas party on Saturday 13th December - so 6th or 20th would get my vote

This post has been edited by Fid: 05 October 2008 - 11:54 AM