[Tapper]

Aptorian, on Aug 20 2009, 07:55 AM, said:

I feel a need to describe what a happy beer and a happy pint is here in Denmark.

The happy beer is when the girl (or on horrible occassions, old lady) opens your beer and then inserts it in her hoo hoo and serves it to you.

A happy pint is when the girl (or on horrible occassions, old lady) inserts some kind of dildo like shape over the handle on the beer tap and uses her hey naa naa to pour the beer.

Usually there's some kind of bonus, where, if you down the whole thing in one go, you get a new one free.

Ehm, you're kidding me, right? While I'm not terribly shocked by the idea in and of itself, I do think this is not a service you're going to get in the regular cafetaria, unless barmaids are getting paid a hell of a lot more in Denmark than anywhere else in the world. Which begs the question: if it isn't a regular service and only offered in certain places, then why the fnck is there a 50-year old woman behind the tap?!

[Aptorian]

I think you've watched too much American TV Tapper if you think that every employee in a strip joint is a playboy bunny, 21 years old and on her way to college. Not all night clubs/Strip clubs are high end places with hot women and champagne flowing. Some places are not much more than a regular bar but with a couple of stripper poles and an a retired stripper/prostitute serving drinks behind the counter.

Istedgade, it's a hell of a street!

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Aptorian, on Aug 20 2009, 04:48 PM, said:

Bonus info.

Spoiler

Old lady was a bit dry so she used a bucket of lube standing on top of a fridge to moisten the roastbeef before the bottle was inserted.

I always laugh when he tells us that part.

I feel like I just lost my innocence.....DAMN YOU APT!

Happy because tommorow is Friday-thank gord.

[tiam]

opening chapter of DOD especially the opening scene is making me happy

[Tremolo]

Aptorian, on Aug 20 2009, 09:01 AM, said:

I think you've watched too much American TV Tapper if you think that every employee in a strip joint is a playboy bunny, 21 years old and on her way to college. Not all night clubs/Strip clubs are high end places with hot women and champagne flowing. Some places are not much more than a regular bar but with a couple of stripper poles and an a retired stripper/prostitute serving drinks behind the counter.

Istedgade, it's a hell of a street!

Which just goes to show that there really are career options for strippers over 30! This reminds btw that I once promised Apt a
happy pint in Istedgade if he would drink it. The offer is still on....:-p

I am happy because of sunshine , holiday, coffee and black metal.

[Traveller]

Aptorian, on Aug 20 2009, 07:48 AM, said:

Bonus info.

Spoiler

Old lady was a bit dry so she used a bucket of lube standing on top of a fridge to moisten the roastbeef before the bottle was inserted.

I always laugh when he tells us that part.

That is hilarious. She has

Spoiler

a whole bucket of lube?!

Ewww!

And, ewww!

I'm happy as I have DoD and it is goood.

This post has been edited by Traveller: 20 August 2009 - 11:56 AM

[Mr.James]

South Park and Eric Cartman is making me happy...

on a side note, not having DOD yet is not making me happy at all....

[MTS]

Oh god, I think my brain vomited on itself a little. Damn you Apt, why must you tell us these things?

[Tapper]

Aptorian, on Aug 20 2009, 10:01 AM, said:

I think you've watched too much American TV Tapper if you think that every employee in a strip joint is a playboy bunny, 21 years old and on her way to college. Not all night clubs/Strip clubs are high end places with hot women and champagne flowing. Some places are not much more than a regular bar but with a couple of stripper poles and an a retired stripper/prostitute serving drinks behind the counter.

Istedgade, it's a hell of a street!

Nope, not thinking that (hell, I party in Amsterdam, you see the sad, sad side of adult entertainment every time you go there), but your formulation led me to expect that this was more or less a 'regular' danish tradition/service, which was why I raised my eyebrows. If Istengade is anything remotely like the Ouderzijdse Voorburgwal, then yes, it is probably rundown, sad and dirty

[LadyMTL]

What's making me happy: I totally tore into this useless non-plumber who's been supposedly trying to fix my blocked drains for the past 4 days. I told him that if the problem isn't fixed today I'm calling in a professional plumber (at $110 an hour, hehehe) and I'm sending him the bill since it's his fault that my drains were blocked in the first place. (See my post in the "messing with your groove" thread for all of the details).

It's fun to be able to yell at people and know that you're 100% right. I felt so much better afterwards.

[Tiste Simeon]

Tremolo, on Aug 20 2009, 10:36 AM, said:

I am happy because of sunshine , holiday, coffee and black metal.

That last one just doesn't seem to fit with the other three somehow...

[Salamander Cake]

I'm happy I found this. I've been looking for a long time..

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...ideoID=50989655

[Obdigore]

Tiste Simeon, on Aug 20 2009, 11:53 AM, said:

Tremolo, on Aug 20 2009, 10:36 AM, said:

I am happy because of sunshine , holiday, coffee and black metal.

one just doesn't seem to fit with the other three somehow...

Yes, the coffee. Disgusting Stuff.

This post has been edited by Obdigore: 20 August 2009 - 09:25 PM

[Tiste Simeon]

I know, right. Tea is far superior!

[Zanth13]

Tiste Simeon, on Aug 20 2009, 05:53 PM, said:

Tremolo, on Aug 20 2009, 10:36 AM, said:

I am happy because of sunshine , holiday, coffee and black metal.

That last one just doesn't seem to fit with the other three somehow...

Obdigore, on Aug 20 2009, 10:25 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on Aug 20 2009, 11:53 AM, said:

Tremolo, on Aug 20 2009, 10:36 AM, said:

I am happy because of sunshine , holiday, coffee and black metal.

one just doesn't seem to fit with the other three somehow...

Yes, the coffee. Disgusting Stuff.

Tiste Simeon, on Aug 21 2009, 01:04 AM, said:

I know, right. Tea is far superior!

YOU ALL

FAIL

THE ANSWER IS

BEER

[Adjutant Stormy~]

The green one has a point.

Although most alcoholic beverages (save the dreaded appletini) are valid accompaniments.

[Tremolo]

I bow before the wisdom of the green giant!

@Tiste: It was just too early for a drink. And I am trying not to drink on my own.

[cauthon]

Zanth13, on Aug 20 2009, 08:08 AM, said:

oh god...

im not a fan of vaginal tricks...

Depends on who is doing the trick :-)
Some random girl ... no thanks. Who knows what went in there (and left some present) before your bottle went in ...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

It's the weekend and I'm gonna see District 9 tommorow.

[cauthon]

Ain't_It_Just_, on Aug 21 2009, 10:48 AM, said:

It's the weekend and I'm gonna see District 9 tommorow.

Jealous.