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Well, yesterday.
FOR SHAME Mez.
Whats making you happy right now
#1241
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:51 AM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#1242
tiam
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 07:16 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Aug 18 2009, 12:49 PM, said:
Huh? When did all this happen. I assumed it wouldn't be out this year.... I'm the worst fan ever!
Im not angry im just disappointed...
In any case i also havnt got it but am taking a hour bus ride to a waterstones 2moro to get it. If its not there i will torch the place
#1243
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 01:08 PM
Got it yesterday. 
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#1244
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 01:28 PM
Mezla PigDog, on Aug 18 2009, 12:49 PM, said:
Huh? When did all this happen. I assumed it wouldn't be out this year.... I'm the worst fan ever!
Thanks Mez, that's the funniest thing I've read all day!
And I only just saw it, hidden as it was by all the posts about the release of DoD...!
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#1245
Zanth13
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:44 PM
Bhurnae, on Aug 18 2009, 08:08 AM, said:
Aptorian, on Aug 18 2009, 07:11 AM, said:
Zanth13, on Aug 18 2009, 04:50 AM, said:
that makes me so happy i am having a Happy Beer
I think happy beer doesn't mean the same thing in English as it does in Danish
Unless you typed that from a stripclub.
i ummm... i do not know what you mean good sir.
I havent been to a strip club in a while...
You can't find me because I'm lost in the music
#1246
HoosierDaddy
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:47 PM
I have, and it was fantastic enough to make me answer that the memories are still making me happy.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:40 PM
I had 2 friends in college who were those guys who always thought the strippers actually really liked them.
thanks for bringin up happy memories.
thanks for bringin up happy memories.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#1248
Aptorian
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:55 AM
Zanth13, on Aug 19 2009, 10:44 PM, said:
Bhurnae, on Aug 18 2009, 08:08 AM, said:
Aptorian, on Aug 18 2009, 07:11 AM, said:
Zanth13, on Aug 18 2009, 04:50 AM, said:
that makes me so happy i am having a Happy Beer
I think happy beer doesn't mean the same thing in English as it does in Danish
Unless you typed that from a stripclub.
i ummm... i do not know what you mean good sir.
I havent been to a strip club in a while...
I feel a need to describe what a happy beer and a happy pint is here in Denmark.
The happy beer is when the girl (or on horrible occassions, old lady) opens your beer and then inserts it in her hoo hoo and serves it to you.
A happy pint is when the girl (or on horrible occassions, old lady) inserts some kind of dildo like shape over the handle on the beer tap and uses her hey naa naa to pour the beer.
Usually there's some kind of bonus, where, if you down the whole thing in one go, you get a new one free.
One of my friends was once on a bachelour party tour through Istedgade and the only serving girl behind the bar was 50 something. Of course they went through with it, but he says it was one of the most terrifying experiences of his life.
This post has been edited by Aptorian: 20 August 2009 - 05:56 AM
#1249
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:07 AM
Well, my penis crawled up inside my body just reading about it, so it must have been bad.
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#1251
Bhurnae
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:16 AM
Zanth13, on Aug 20 2009, 07:08 AM, said:
oh god...
im not a fan of vaginal tricks...
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
#1254
lobo the wolfman
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:43 AM
Yes but did we really have to know that Apt? l could have lived the rest of my life happily with out that knowledge.
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
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lobo the wolfman
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:50 AM
Oh come on!!!!!!! that's just wrong!!!!!!!
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
#1257
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:55 AM
roast beef???
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#1258
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:57 AM
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Bhurnae
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:33 AM
Aptorian, on Aug 20 2009, 07:48 AM, said:
Bonus info.
I always laugh when he tells us that part.
Spoiler
I always laugh when he tells us that part.
RRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
