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#15781 worry

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 02:05 AM

The board presumed you dead and cashed in the insurance policy long ago.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15782 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 02:36 AM

worry, on 01 April 2018 - 02:05 AM, said:

The board presumed you dead and cashed in the insurance policy long ago.

Joke's on them. It's already been cashed 3 times. Insurance fraud is fun!

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#15783 Stormcat

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 04:25 AM

Deadhouse Landing. It is reminding me why I fell in love with The Malazan Book of the Fallen.
Oh and white chocolate is an abomination.

#15784 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 05:38 AM

That white chocolate bit seems universal.

#15785 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 01:32 PM

I got my first tattoo yesterday!

It says "May it be a light for you in dark places when all other lights go out" in Quenya. The feathers will lighten to grey as it heals up. So happy!

- Wyrd bið ful aræd -

#15786 Malankazooie

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Posted 01 April 2018 - 02:27 PM

Uh oh! The tattooist made a mistake. It says "dork" instead of "dark". J/K! Posted Image

Really cool tattoo. And quit a brave leap into the world of body modification with that particular tattoo as a first choice. Cheers!

Also white chocolate is gross. I challenge anyone to finish a whole Easter bunny made of white chocolate. You'll be tossing it into the garbage bin after maybe two bites. I guarantee it.

#15787 Abyss

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 01:35 PM

Bachelorluver, on 06 April 2018 - 04:42 AM, said:

Jupiter looks so good right now! Loving it out here with these clear skies.

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#15788 QuickTidal

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 02:02 PM

Abyss, on 06 April 2018 - 01:35 PM, said:

Bachelorluver, on 06 April 2018 - 04:42 AM, said:

Jupiter looks so good right now! Loving it out here with these clear skies.

This should not be as funny as it is. I LOLed

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon

#15789 Andorion

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 03:56 PM

Abyss, on 06 April 2018 - 01:35 PM, said:

Bachelorluver, on 06 April 2018 - 04:42 AM, said:

Jupiter looks so good right now! Loving it out here with these clear skies.

Well, if you are a fan of Arthur C Clarke, its not...

#15790 QuickTidal

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 03:58 PM

Abyss, on 06 April 2018 - 01:35 PM, said:

Bachelorluver, on 06 April 2018 - 04:42 AM, said:

Jupiter looks so good right now! Loving it out here with these clear skies.

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS—EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon

#15791 Slow Ben

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 04:30 PM

Being a astrology nerd and all, do you use the "Uranus looks so good from here" pick up line?

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#15792 Malankazooie

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 10:43 PM

Ok guys, here's what's happening. Me and some of me mates are going out tonight and we are going to get lit! We gonna get kray kray! Legends will be born this evening. I've already begun "pre-gaming"!

If you guys haven't heard from me by Monday. 1) Check the city and county jail's drunk tanks. 2) Check the local hospitals. 3) Check the obituaries.

#15793 Morgoth

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 05:54 PM

introducing the girl to a couple of my friends tonight. It feels like a big step

Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil

#15794 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 08:18 PM

Utterly fantastic Manchester derby!

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#15795 worry

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 08:56 PM

I didn't know you were into hats.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#15796 Macros

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Posted 08 April 2018 - 01:47 PM

First bit of actual work on the driving range was undertaken yesterday.

I got the digger in to dig out the planting holes for the trees that will act as a visual screen to the high line fence surrounding the range.
tree arrive next week and just in general, finally, things are starting to move.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#15797 Cause

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 02:09 PM

I recently bought a pair of new jeans and new shoes. I have to say they look good and I feel better wearing them. I don't normally care about clothes but I think that's why these are different. The jeans were more a surprise than on purpose, but I bought a different size and style and I think they completely change my look. Not baggy.

My dog recently decided my shoes were a chew toy and my other pair have been causing me pain so I went to buy a new pair. Shoes are expensive so I normally shop the sales but this time I thought I'm in a rush and I can afford it so I bought a pair that I think look great and feel great.

I'm not a fashion person but I have to say these two items really have me feeling good today. I think I may need to pay more attention in the future to these things.

#15798 QuickTidal

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 07:14 PM

THIS twitter thread from inside the "Wealth Expo" where the likes of Pitbull and Sly Stallone pontificate on weird shit (like Stallone literally wings it FFS!) to a bunch of randoms who were fleeced through the door on the promise of get rich quick schemes. It's Hilarious.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#15799 Abyss

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 07:25 PM

QuickTidal, on 09 April 2018 - 07:14 PM, said:

That was awesome and i can't decide which was a bigger waste of brain.

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#15800 Abyss

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 12:01 AM

Just watched THOR:RAGNAROK. Twice.
Then I saw BLACK PANTHER in thermonuclear 3D omni ultra extreme imax.

Now, whisky.

The only way this day could get any better would require Dora Milaje costumes and maybe a rhinoceros.

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