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#13381 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 02 May 2016 - 01:35 PM

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#13382 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 02 May 2016 - 07:12 PM

Joined a creative writing group in Manchester tonight and it was freaking great! :thumbsup:

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#13383 Macros

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Posted 02 May 2016 - 09:15 PM

Vardys havin a Party!

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#13384 Siergiej

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Posted 02 May 2016 - 09:31 PM

Normally not a fan of Premier League but watching Leicester fans celebrate was amazing. Good job Claudio Ranieri!

#13385 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 02 May 2016 - 10:11 PM

Yeah the Leicester story has been pretty mint.

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#13386 Tsundoku

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 10:48 AM

I'm a Man U fan, but watching the Leicester thing unfold has been quite good.

I wonder how soon before someone turns it into some godawful Movie of the Week? I dare say it's probably being fast-tracked into development in at least two UK production companies right this very minute.
Please don't turn it into another "Invictus" - that was utter melodramatic shite.

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#13387 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 11:24 AM

"Vardy: The Leicester Story" ugh I can see it now.

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#13388 The Hust Legion

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 11:36 AM

haha GOAL was a pretty good movie! looking for eric made me cry laughing but it wasnt something to write home about i hope they dont make this story into a movie thoough

. tbf im also a utd fan my god been to so many dead games this season, its just so refreshing to see a team like leicester win. sporting miracle

#13389 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 03:04 PM

Yes but aren't you glad they didn't win it at Old Trafford? Aren't you also glad that Leicester now have more Premier League titles than Liverpool?? :-D

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#13390 Solidsnape

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 03:23 PM

The Hust Legion, on 03 May 2016 - 11:36 AM, said:

As someone who hails from the River Tyne environs, that film was shite.
I'm thinking more like a remake of Armageddon with Leicester FC replacing the team of astronauts/idiots.

I'm chuffed for them like.

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#13391 worry

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 10:34 PM

My sister did a "legit" career aptitude test, like not an internet quiz but one she paid $10 to do, as advised by a therapist. And one of the main results she got was "Singing Messenger". She was so mad, and I can't stop giggling. Best 10 bucks she ever spent, imo.

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#13392 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 06:26 AM

Oponn Relationship, on 03 May 2016 - 10:34 PM, said:

Dang now I know what career I wish I had taken...

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#13393 Maark Abbott

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 08:11 AM

Someone who did a reread a lot of you followed asked for my first five chapters. I'm not even going to be sad if it comes back as a no. Just being asked for them is making me do the massive glittery anime eyes.

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#13394 Macros

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 11:53 AM

Tiste Simeon, on 03 May 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

Yes but aren't you glad they didn't win it at Old Trafford? Aren't you also glad that Leicester now have more Premier League titles than Liverpool?? :-D

:rolls eyes:

How come when its european titles we have 5. And not just 1 champions league?
Premier league was a rebranding exercise, the same teams played in the old top division. Get ober it utd, #still have more trophies than you

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#13395 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.

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#13396 Morgoth

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 01:48 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.

It's not like you can waddle faster than he can run anyways, so I figure he believes himself safe.

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#13397 Abyss

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 02:20 PM

Morgoth, on 04 May 2016 - 01:48 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.

It's not like you can waddle faster than he can run anyways, so I figure he believes himself safe.

If so, he is a fool. Hell hath no fury like an extremely pregnant woman mildly annoyed.

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#13398 Maark Abbott

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 02:29 PM

Abyss, on 04 May 2016 - 02:20 PM, said:

Morgoth, on 04 May 2016 - 01:48 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 04 May 2016 - 12:59 PM, said:

Hanging out in my hammock despite Mr PigDog asking me not to in case I'm so heavy that the trees break! The man has a death wish.

It's not like you can waddle faster than he can run anyways, so I figure he believes himself safe.

If so, he is a fool. Hell hath no fury like an extremely pregnant woman mildly annoyed.

They're literally walking cannons, already loaded with wailing ammunition.

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#13399 Hetan

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 03:03 PM

Got our copies of FoL personally delivered, so that was very nice - then almost set our favourite author on fire when the firepit had a partial erruption over him - man, he can move quick when he needs to!

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#13400 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 04 May 2016 - 03:32 PM

Macros, on 04 May 2016 - 11:53 AM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 03 May 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

Yes but aren't you glad they didn't win it at Old Trafford? Aren't you also glad that Leicester now have more Premier League titles than Liverpool?? :-D

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