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#12781 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:11 PM

That is some impressive piping skill.
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:14 PM

View PostGorefest, on 04 December 2015 - 03:11 PM, said:

That is some impressive piping skill.


Ha, I can't pipe at all sadly! It's sugar art pen - edible sugar icing in a liquid pen. Have used their edible paint before too, but it took three weeks to get the stuff off my hands, so sticking with the pens!
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:21 PM

Holy crap, so you did actually draw that yourself? I was sort of kidding with the piping, I thought you used some sort of printed sheath. But that makes it even more awesome! Shame you'll have to eat it, that must have cost you ages to do. Beautiful work.
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:38 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 December 2015 - 02:44 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 04 December 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:

No men look good in skinny jeans...


^^This is a universal truth


You lot are so close minded. Plus if you are right and extend the point to any tight trouser then all members of late 70s and early 80s rock bands would have seen less action than a forum full of SFF reading nerds. Some of those boys looked mighty fine back in the day. Also I'd happily take the skinny jeans off one member of One Direction with my teeth!
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#12785 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:42 PM

View PostGorefest, on 04 December 2015 - 03:21 PM, said:

Holy crap, so you did actually draw that yourself? I was sort of kidding with the piping, I thought you used some sort of printed sheath. But that makes it even more awesome! Shame you'll have to eat it, that must have cost you ages to do. Beautiful work.


Aww, thank you! Well, my Dad gets to eat it, he's 60 tomorrow and it's his birthday cake. The restaurant he's having a do at have very kindly agreed to bring it out during the meal.

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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:43 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 04 December 2015 - 03:00 PM, said:

Further to my above post, cake turned out like this. Am rather pleased with it! :unsure:
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You are really talented! Have you considered doing some Malazan art?
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:45 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 December 2015 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 December 2015 - 02:44 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 04 December 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:

No men look good in skinny jeans...


^^This is a universal truth


You lot are so close minded. Plus if you are right and extend the point to any tight trouser then all members of late 70s and early 80s rock bands would have seen less action than a forum full of SFF reading nerds. Some of those boys looked mighty fine back in the day. Also I'd happily take the skinny jeans off one member of One Direction with my teeth!


I think one of them moved to my hometown, which means that there's definitely an Isis living in Weymouth and that we need to drop high yield atomics on it.
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:45 PM

View PostAndorion, on 04 December 2015 - 03:43 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 04 December 2015 - 03:00 PM, said:

Further to my above post, cake turned out like this. Am rather pleased with it! ;)
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You are really talented! Have you considered doing some Malazan art?


There's a pair of the Chain of Dogs maps on my living room wall currently! I am looking into setting an Etsy shop up so will probably do some more - unfortunately, I'm nowhere near as good when making something up out of my head, I just have a really good eye to recreate something that's in front of me.

Thanks though, you're very kind :unsure:
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:49 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 December 2015 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 December 2015 - 02:44 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 04 December 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:

No men look good in skinny jeans...


^^This is a universal truth


You lot are so close minded. Plus if you are right and extend the point to any tight trouser then all members of late 70s and early 80s rock bands would have seen less action than a forum full of SFF reading nerds. Some of those boys looked mighty fine back in the day. Also I'd happily take the skinny jeans off one member of One Direction with my teeth!


I'm okay with slim trousers. If that's your bag, go for it.

...but skinny jeans/pants are the ones that basically act like a legging. No breathing room, or allowance for imagination. They are an affront.

In their simplest terms, they are like a Speedo, only longer.

*shiver*
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:49 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 04 December 2015 - 03:45 PM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 04 December 2015 - 03:43 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 04 December 2015 - 03:00 PM, said:

Further to my above post, cake turned out like this. Am rather pleased with it! ;)
Posted Image


You are really talented! Have you considered doing some Malazan art?


There's a pair of the Chain of Dogs maps on my living room wall currently! I am looking into setting an Etsy shop up so will probably do some more - unfortunately, I'm nowhere near as good when making something up out of my head, I just have a really good eye to recreate something that's in front of me.

Thanks though, you're very kind :unsure:





The obvious thing to ask now is if you could life-draw Simeon...
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 03:51 PM

Only if he's wearing the rather fetching bridesmaid dress from the wedding quotes thread, naturally.
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 04:33 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 December 2015 - 03:38 PM, said:

Also I'd happily take the skinny jeans off one member of One Direction with my teeth!


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Posted 04 December 2015 - 05:47 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 04 December 2015 - 03:51 PM, said:

Only if he's wearing the rather fetching bridesmaid dress from the wedding quotes thread, naturally.

I... would be honoured... *cries tears of joy*
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Posted 04 December 2015 - 11:58 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 December 2015 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 December 2015 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 December 2015 - 02:44 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 04 December 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:

No men look good in skinny jeans...


^^This is a universal truth


You lot are so close minded. Plus if you are right and extend the point to any tight trouser then all members of late 70s and early 80s rock bands would have seen less action than a forum full of SFF reading nerds. Some of those boys looked mighty fine back in the day. Also I'd happily take the skinny jeans off one member of One Direction with my teeth!


I'm okay with slim trousers. If that's your bag, go for it.

...but skinny jeans/pants are the ones that basically act like a legging. No breathing room, or allowance for imagination. They are an affront.

In their simplest terms, they are like a Speedo, only longer.

*shiver*


You're just terrified of the feelings you've hidden within. Feelings that would break free once more at the sight of Morgoth in skinny jeans.

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#12795 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 05 December 2015 - 12:20 AM

View PostBriar King, on 05 December 2015 - 12:03 AM, said:

You fuckers should see the size of these burger patties my friend is making to throw on my grill... I'm scared.


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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 05 December 2015 - 06:23 AM

View PostBriar King, on 05 December 2015 - 12:03 AM, said:

You fuckers should see the size of these burger patties my friend is making to throw on my grill... I'm scared.

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Posted 05 December 2015 - 06:34 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 04 December 2015 - 03:38 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 04 December 2015 - 02:44 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 04 December 2015 - 02:36 PM, said:

No men look good in skinny jeans...


^^This is a universal truth

You lot are so close minded. Plus if you are right and extend the point to any tight trouser then all members of late 70s and early 80s rock bands would have seen less action than a forum full of SFF reading nerds. Some of those boys looked mighty fine back in the day.


The rock bands had FAME and MONEY to counter the spandex. :unsure:

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Also I'd happily take the skinny jeans off one member of One Direction with my teeth!


Oh my, you sure have the baby brain going on! ;)
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Posted 05 December 2015 - 08:27 PM

Comic con !!! Well local fanfest variety
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Posted 08 December 2015 - 05:22 PM

This is material and silly, but I have some beautiful new earrings/earplugs/whathaveyous.
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Posted 08 December 2015 - 07:12 PM

Rewatchijg the league.
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