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#9791 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 08:44 AM

I'm taking an awesome dump.

I mean aweseome.
I sorta had to go on the way into work this morning, then when we arrived at work I found the keys to the other van in my pocket, which is bad because the boss is taking it home on the ferry this morning, so no toilet, just a panick involving me sprinting back to the van and racing back to our house, then back to work, like just over an hour round trip. Straight to the toilet under what I could only describe as enormous poop pressure.
Its a clinker
its a stinker
its a clinker of a stinker.

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#9792 Gothos

Map painting expert

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 09:20 AM

Graablick, on 03 May 2013 - 07:22 AM, said:

Gothos, on 02 May 2013 - 08:29 PM, said:

I had an epiphamy on the crapper when reading a book I know well... so I wiped, put my pants and shoes on and went off into the night.
Lent the ex my copy of Sapkowski's second book of short stories. She should like them, I think, if she can get past her dislike of fantasy.

Aaand it's time for more rewatching Supernatural season 1.

Are we talking the Last Wish now, or have they finally manage to translate the follow up to Blood of Elves?

Sword of Destiny (Miecz Przeznaczenia). You western folks are really missing out a tonne on not having that set of short stories translated...

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#9793 Ukjent

First Sword

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 09:36 AM

I don't doubt it a second, it takes forever to translate Sapkowski's work , I read the last wish while playing The Witcher and absolutely loved it, but I bet they never will translate it all..

#9794 Satan

Hunting for love

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 09:36 AM

Gothos, on 03 May 2013 - 09:20 AM, said:

Graablick, on 03 May 2013 - 07:22 AM, said:

Gothos, on 02 May 2013 - 08:29 PM, said:

Are we talking the Last Wish now, or have they finally manage to translate the follow up to Blood of Elves?

Sword of Destiny (Miecz Przeznaczenia). You western folks are really missing out a tonne on not having that set of short stories translated...

I like how you're calling one in the same time zone as yourself for Western.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#9795 Gothos

Map painting expert

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 11:07 AM

Satan, on 03 May 2013 - 09:36 AM, said:

I like how you're calling one in the same time zone as yourself for Western.

doesn't make him able to speak the language, though, does it?

#9796 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 11:08 AM

Macros, on 03 May 2013 - 08:44 AM, said:

http://www.dumbingof...lippin/society/

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#9797 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 11:54 AM

Man is trying to save time, using dead elevator time to change clothes.
woman should get off his back!

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#9798 Ain't_It_Just_

The Recidivist

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Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
The AIJman cometh

Posted 04 May 2013 - 03:52 AM

New glasses look mint! Additionally, I was able to get my hands on a labcoat for the party tonight, so that's a relief :apt:

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#9799 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 12:47 PM

Bought a house! The market is so different between Cardiff house prices & Oldham house prices that we have managed to get a 3 bed mid terrace with a lovely garden & off street parking for £12,000 less than we are selling our 2 bed flat with no garden for! Means we can get new furniture (which we need) & pay solicitors/estate agents/removal guys with a bit to spare. Plus Mrs Tiste's job is more or less guaranteed in September so I just need a job now...

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#9800 Mentalist

Martyr of High House Mafia

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Posted 04 May 2013 - 05:24 PM

Less than 7 hours away from heading to Ukraine.

Got the last of my marks. The one class I feared of potentially failing I got a C in. Everything else was fine.

Meaning, I passed law school. W00T!

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#9801 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 01:04 PM

They are currently filming the next series of Sherlock in my police station! 1: I might get to meet Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman! 2: They are making a new series of Sherlock!!

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#9802 Ukjent

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 02:54 PM

omg,, lucky bastard! Sherlock is something of the best to ever set a foot on the screen. Just to bad it takes forever to next season to air.

#9803 Mezla PigDog

Malazan Yo Yo Champion 2009

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:50 PM

#1 Went to Newmarket races yesterday. I've never been horse racing before but it was really good fun. I've never bet on anything before and won on my first one. I bet a whole £2 on a horse at 10-1 and then spent the rest of the day frittering away my winnings. Last of the big spenders! Anyway, that's all by the by. What made me really happy (or probably just really fucking relieved) was that Mr PigDog's childhood friend instigated the whole day out because back in October last year he put £1000 on one of the horses that was running yesterday!!!! I was in two minds whether to go because it felt a bit like facilitating someones gambling problem as he doesn't earn the kind of money to justify betting like that. Fortunately the nag came in first. It would have been reeeeeeally awkward if it hadn't.

#2 Buying a house and it's all going through and is cool and stuff. I have lived in 1 bedroom flats for the last 10 years whilst saving for a deposit to buy somewhere. The house is really cool - it's not like my dream home or anything but it is at least a home. No matter what the weather on the day we move in, I'm going to run around in the garden like an idiot fool!!!! Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhh.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#9804 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 07:27 PM

Martin Freeman AKA Bilbo Baggins, AKA Watson AKA Tim freakin' Canterbury from one of the greatest TV shows ever offered me a Cinnamon roll! No sweet pastry based snack from Benedict but it was a good day! :-D

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#9805 Assail

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 08:11 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 05 May 2013 - 07:27 PM, said:

I am so jelly.

Also, I get out of the Marine Corps tomorrow at 730am. Yes.

I still heart Goodkind.

#9806 Solidsnape

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From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.

Posted 05 May 2013 - 09:14 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 05 May 2013 - 07:27 PM, said:

You're such a shit!!

"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.

#9807 McLovin

Cutlery Enthusiast

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 04:24 PM

Based on an article on CNN, I ordered a "Fly SUX" T-shirt.

SUX is the airport code for Sioux City, Iowa, USA. The city understandably has wanted the government to change the code for years but they refused. So instead the city has embraced it by printing and selling T-shirts, mugs, etc with "Fly SUX."

Kudos to them for making lemonade out of lemons.

OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.

#9808 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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WWQBDFTW?

Posted 07 May 2013 - 03:20 AM

Sometimes you come across articles people post on Facebook that are actually worth reading.

"It's time to face up to the problem of sexual abuse in the white community."

This post has been edited by Loki: 07 May 2013 - 03:21 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#9809 Adjutant Stormy~

Captain, Team Quick Ben

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 05:00 AM

Lalalalalalala

torrenting everything

lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaa

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>