Whats making you happy right now

#861 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 03:59 AM

Aptorian, on Jul 7 2009, 02:08 AM, said:

Today while I was out walking my parents dog, a little kid ran up to it.

Our dog was mistreated by its former owners and as such is not comfortable with strangers and avoids children like the plague. It's not like it will bite or become aggressive, it's just very skittish and will walk in a big ring around people if it doesn't trust them.

It seems the kid must have snuck up on the old girl, because suddenly the dog saw the kid, and she immediately sort of jumped back and then barked like mad.

This scared the shit of the kid, making it quickly turn tail and in it's hast to flee the scene the little bastard fell and skinned its knee's.

Afterwards the dog was all proud that it had managed to scare off this terrible predator that nearly attacked us.

I love that stupid dog.

You really don't like kids, do you? :wallbash:

It's a beautiful day, compared to yesterday.

-AIJ, don't let it get awaaaaaaaaaaay.....

Suck it Errant!

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#862 Sori

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 10:49 AM

My laptop - it's warming up my lap since my heater broke, my upper-body is frozen but yea for being able to feel my legs! :wallbash:

"Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity."

~ Edwin Hubbel Chapin

#863 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 05:43 PM

New hair. Yay.

I must confess to a little prejudice. When I discovered the man cutting my hair was a heterosexual, I panicked. It turned out ok though!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#864 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 07 July 2009 - 05:48 PM

Mezla PigDog, on Jul 7 2009, 10:43 AM, said:

New hair. Yay.

I must confess to a little prejudice. When I discovered the man cutting my hair was a heterosexual, I panicked. It turned out ok though!

Always a risk.

Jar of nutella + spoon = happy.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#865 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:21 AM

Undefeated career on UFC: Undisputed, plus a Hall of Fame introduction. God I love this game.

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#866 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 07:56 AM

East Bound and Down is making me real happy because I'm laughing my ass off.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#867 drinksinbars

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:29 AM

2 days left then off work for a few weeks :thumbsup:

#868 Hobbes

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:37 AM

Just finished an enjoyable movie night with some friends.

Also watched the Shawshank Redemption, one of my all time favorites :thumbsup:

#869 frookenhauer

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:23 AM

Did some seeerius work last night on the phone and got me a hot date with a cool chick...Now all i got to do is not fuck up...Shit I'm in trouble. Read somewhere that its a good idea to be cool as a cucumber at the start of the date and "warm to them" as the evening progresses. Well, as long as I don't get drunk, I'll manage.

souls are for wimps

#870 Slow Ben

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:27 PM

HoosierDaddy, on Jul 9 2009, 02:56 AM, said:

East Bound and Down is making me real happy because I'm laughing my ass off.

Friggin hilarious show.

Moms corn bread. MMMmmmmm

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#871 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:17 PM

Pretty new bra

And it is weekend

And I am 99.9% sure I will be over in england/europe in the first half of next year

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#872 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:25 PM

Centzon Totochtin, on Jul 10 2009, 12:17 AM, said:

Pretty new bra

And it is weekend

And I am 99.9% sure I will be over in england/europe in the first half of next year

Using the bra for your new giant boobs as a catapult to propel you here?

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#873 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:31 PM

That is an awesome idea! and much cheaper than flying, i was going to fly via thailand one way and dubai the other way, but will give this considerable thought also.... does your scientific brain think it is possible?

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#874 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:35 PM

I think ultimately it all boils down to how big your norks are!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#875 Wry

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:50 PM

From now on, whenever a woman asks me an annoying question I will...

Pause thoughtfuly, and say... "I think ultimately it all boils down to how big your norks are!"

It's the answer to everything.. Sig worthy even

Edit: i will say that with your norks and your growlers i think you might have some body issues Mez

This post has been edited by Wry: 09 July 2009 - 11:52 PM

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