Whats making you happy right now

#5651 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 01:13 PM

Loki, on 17 August 2011 - 12:05 PM, said:

Sombra, on 17 August 2011 - 11:58 AM, said:

Loki, on 17 August 2011 - 11:34 AM, said:

All the dogs in my neighbourhood just started going bat-shit crazy so I thought I best take a look outside to see what was going on and I have to say it made me proud.

Whiskeyjack was walking past each house and stopping to clean himself for a moment in front of every driveway that had a dog - the dogs were going crazy mad and Whiskeyjack just kept strolling by and stopping and cleaning and strolling.

He's such an arse

I'm sure your neighbours are ever so grateful.

You DO realise you shouldn't let your cats out, right? I mean, aside from the whole casual-slaughter-of-native-fauna type thing, what if they find their way to my place? I'll SNEEZE! A LOT! Plus have itchy eyes and a runny nose. And we don't want that.

Actually Sombra that's exactly what I was hoping for

I don't let the cats out at night - Whiskeyjack lets himself out at night - the only explanation I have is that he has realised that if he flicks the handle on the window and then pushes against it the window will push out and he can then jump down.....I have my doubts about this as I've never known Whiskeyjack to jump from a height greater than a metre - he usually just demands to be picked up and placed on the floor. That, or he can walk through walls.

the fact that your cat not only let's himself out...but then FLAUNTS it to others and you....makes him cooler than shit in my books. Does he wear sunglasses and have a mighty waxed mustache as well?

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

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#5652 Loki

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 03:38 PM

King Kazma, on 17 August 2011 - 01:13 PM, said:

the fact that your cat not only let's himself out...but then FLAUNTS it to others and you....makes him cooler than shit in my books. Does he wear sunglasses and have a mighty waxed mustache as well?

He's more the monocle wearing, brandy sipping type.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#5653 QuickTidal

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 04:03 PM

Loki, on 17 August 2011 - 03:38 PM, said:

King Kazma, on 17 August 2011 - 01:13 PM, said:

the fact that your cat not only let's himself out...but then FLAUNTS it to others and you....makes him cooler than shit in my books. Does he wear sunglasses and have a mighty waxed mustache as well?

He's more the monocle wearing, brandy sipping type.

Quite.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon

#5654 tiam

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 06:38 PM

Museum work today but turned up late. Someone stole my armour and tunic however this turned out to be a blessing in disguise as I did very little training with the kids all day and dont have sore shoulders for a change.

Also off out tonight

#5655 Tapper

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:29 PM

Statistics on sex.

And to take it from voyeuristic to fun, the representation of said statistics: tiny little people running towards flags dressed in blue or pink clothing. So, what can you find out?

Well, class, did you know that.... there are only 29 strap-on users out of a thousand interviewed people, and of those, only 2 are lesbians, which is a completely different thing from what porn tells us, incidentally.
Or that 5 people out of a 1000 consider a shower their preferred method of anti-conception, and 4 of those are women.... most of them single/divorced.
BMW owners apparently prefer doggystyle... Top Gear will never be the same again.

Or that shockingly, the age groups of 35-44 and up have contain more people who have done threesomes than the 16-35 group... whaddaya mean, today's youth has loose sexual morals?

http://sexperienceuk...story/virginity

This post has been edited by Tapper: 17 August 2011 - 09:34 PM

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#5656 The Pack

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:43 PM

I dunked my first basketball during training today in from of the whole squad

Personal goal done, and i'll never do it again

I'm going to be reading these books for the rest of my life trying to catch every little secret and plot detail...and i'm ok with that :D

#5657 pyladis

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:43 PM

21???Gods you make my bones ache. A big drink of gin tonic is making me happy right now and i wish it had actualy worked and i hadn't forgotten how old i feel at 32.

#5658 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 09:56 PM

This.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#5659 Illuyankas

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 10:37 PM

All the info coming out about Guild Wars 2 is just amazing. I mean, here's a video of an event where you fight a 'minor' dragon, which entails you beating the fuck out of it with dozens of dudes while it summons giant bone walls and giant exploding people to defend it and attack your turrets which you also can defend so you can pick a role out of attacking the dragon, attacking the exploding giants, taking out the bone wall shields or killing the enemies attacking your turrets, and that's before we talk about shooting a Megalaser at it. I WANT THIS GAME SO MUCH

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#5660 beru

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:22 AM

no monthly fee allright!

so looking forward to that game!

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#5661 Shiara

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:43 AM

Me too, me too!!

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#5662 Gatekeeper

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:45 AM

Beer!!!!!

HAIL THE MARINES!

#5663 Loki

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:50 AM

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 01:45 AM, said:

Beer!!!!!

Where's MY drink?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#5664 Gatekeeper

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 01:57 AM

Lokiiiiiiiii!!! My beer is making mecwant wantcro dance with you right now! *****orders beer for the incredibly radiant beaty aura that is Loki***** anyone else? I'm buying!

HAIL THE MARINES!

#5665 Loki

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 02:02 AM

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 01:57 AM, said:

Lokiiiiiiiii!!! My beer is making mecwant wantcro dance with you right now! *****orders beer for the incredibly radiant beaty aura that is Loki***** anyone else? I'm buying!

I don't know, last time you just mentioned my name and it stopped you from getting boobie time - dancing with me might see you in serious trouble - not sure I could live with that

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#5666 Gatekeeper

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!

HAIL THE MARINES!

#5667 Gatekeeper

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 04:48 AM

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!

BK- I need your Wingman skills dude! Chicks are all up UHF up on my shit! Som bra!!!! I need another soldier to hold my flank!! I told them you have an accent and a huge duck!!

HAIL THE MARINES!

#5668 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 04:49 AM

Worked my ass off for the last 4 hours, now I'm off to see Lex

Guilt free pleasure is ever so lovely.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#5669 Loki

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:03 AM

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!

Loves to u too, soldier boy!

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:48 AM, said:

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!

BK- I need your Wingman skills dude! Chicks are all up UHF up on my shit! Som bra!!!! I need another soldier to hold my flank!! I told them you have an accent and a huge duck!!

Now we are getting kinky

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#5670 Tsundoku

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:38 AM

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:48 AM, said:

Gatekeeper, on 18 August 2011 - 04:46 AM, said:

I do what I want! Loves to u Lokii!

BK- I need your Wingman skills dude! Chicks are all up UHF up on my shit! Som bra!!!! I need another soldier to hold my flank!! I told them you have an accent and a huge duck!!

I have you on overwatch bro, got those hipster douches in the sights of my .338 Blazer ...

The huge duck supports my huger bill. The accent is just overkill. Those poor lasses wouldn't stand a chance

EDIT: speaking of poor lasses, the GF arrives tomorrow for a 4 day dirty weekend!

YOWZA!!!

This post has been edited by Sombra: 18 August 2011 - 09:08 AM

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