Whats making you happy right now

#4432 Loki

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 12:48 PM

So, it's 10:15pm and we decide to do a snack run. We get in the car, turn out of our street and there's a 6ft long snake in the middle of the road (so not a big one). It's obviously fed recently because it's got a large bulge about a metre along its length.

Because I didn't have my mobile with me and Matador doesn't have the Animal Rescue number on his phone we couldn't call someone to come remove it. I should probably mention that I live in the suburbs and this road is populated with family homes and a primary school so it isn't safe to have a snake around. Plus, due to fact that I live in the suburbs now I no longer have snake removal gear on hand/available to use (my Dad was a snake removalist and when I turned 12 I was old enough to work with him. I was the only sixth grader with a job

) so I thought I should let the people whose driveway it was headed for know about it and let them call someone.

Whilst I'm standing on their porch knocking on the door I hear sirens wailing and suddenly I know exactly what is about to happen. I turn my head and just as I look at the snake, it's head raised up, an ambulance screams past and runs over it - EXPLOSION!!! The side of the snake exploded and a rats head went flying out of it onto the sidewalk. The snake, still alive and with a giant gaping hole in its side, starts to slither away - the rest of the rat hanging out.

Now, I'm an animal lover but c'mon - it was an EXPLODING SNAKE!!!

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#4433 Mentalist

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:47 PM

W000000000000T!

done year 1 law school. fuck, yes

that last exam I was stressing about (because i'm a lazy ass who can't force himself to study)--felt like a piece of cake. I'm tempted to think "IT'S A TRAP", but i'll do so tomorrow. sweet fuck double yes.

and tonight is a night of epic drunkedness waiting to happen. holy sweet fuck triple yes, I need that.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#4434 Mott

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 12:22 AM

Holiday! Finished packing my clothes, just got books/CD's etc. to go now. Leaving tomorrow and getting the afternoon ferry, we'll not be away long, just till Saturday but I love going to South Uist. Only downside is there is no internet but I survived a month without it when I went there last year and if the weather is good I'll be too busy at the beach/on the croft to care. Going to take my shinty stick with me. I'm extremely excited.

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#4435 Gothos

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 06:48 AM

Quality time with a girl on Sunday night/morning did a lot to revitalize me

I still have it.

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#4436 beru

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 09:03 AM

The long avaited RUSSETID has arrived...

it is a drink feast that lasts untill 17th of may... and at long last im a RUSS

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#4437 Loki

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

Secondly,

Spoiler

Despite the unexpected ending it was a really good movie and I enjoyed it.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:25 PM

Loki, on 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

Why the hell isn't this out in the states yet, I have to wait til May 6th and why do most women have issue with beards?

As for what's making me happy, my fiancé stated on her radio show that I gave her the best Easter she's ever had

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#4439 Cyphon

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 01:27 PM

MuttonChops, on 26 April 2011 - 01:25 PM, said:

Loki, on 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

They're just envious they can't grow them.

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#4440 Loki

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:17 PM

Cyphon, on 26 April 2011 - 01:27 PM, said:

MuttonChops, on 26 April 2011 - 01:25 PM, said:

Loki, on 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

They're just envious they can't grow them.

They leave a rash......I wonder if lesbians have the same problem...

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#4441 Darkwatch

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:21 PM

Depends if they go Brazilian or not.

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#4442 King Lear

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:23 PM

Cyphon, on 26 April 2011 - 01:27 PM, said:

MuttonChops, on 26 April 2011 - 01:25 PM, said:

Loki, on 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

They're just envious they can't grow them.

You've clearly never had your face sucked by someone with facial hair. There is a certain practicality to not liking beards.

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#4443 Darkwatch

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:28 PM

King Lear, on 26 April 2011 - 03:23 PM, said:

Cyphon, on 26 April 2011 - 01:27 PM, said:

MuttonChops, on 26 April 2011 - 01:25 PM, said:

Loki, on 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

They're just envious they can't grow them.

You've clearly never had your face sucked by someone with facial hair. There is a certain practicality to not liking beards.

Well I can't imagine having my face sucked being pleasant even without a beard. So frankly I think you may be confusing the two.

Beards are awesome.

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A non-touching itself rock.

#4444 Loki

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:32 PM

This post has been edited by Loki: 26 April 2011 - 03:33 PM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#4445 Cyphon

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 03:33 PM

King Lear, on 26 April 2011 - 03:23 PM, said:

Cyphon, on 26 April 2011 - 01:27 PM, said:

MuttonChops, on 26 April 2011 - 01:25 PM, said:

Loki, on 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

They're just envious they can't grow them.

You've clearly never had your face sucked by someone with facial hair. There is a certain practicality to not liking beards.

Admittedly I haven't.

I have yet not been able to grow a full beard, so I keep clean shaven and haven't had feedback about any form of beard as yet.

Still think beards are awesome though.

Para todos todo, para nosotros nada.

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#4446 Tsundoku

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:13 PM

Loki, on 26 April 2011 - 01:05 PM, said:

Tonight was date night, my choice, so we went to the movies and saw Thor.

Firstly, Hemsworth is so doable I would even allow him to keep the beard.

Secondly,

Spoiler

Despite the unexpected ending it was a really good movie and I enjoyed it.

I think I know what you are referring to ... but did you stay until after the credits?

I saw it tonight as well. After an excellent meal cooked by Centz at her place (I took over all the leftover healthy stuff), we saw a 2D session of Thor in town. Good flick, despite some misgivings I had over what part of the mythology they were using. It seems they were going with Marvel (instead of historic) Asgard all the way, so I guess that's OK.

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#4447 Loki

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:18 PM

Sombra, on 26 April 2011 - 04:13 PM, said:

I think I know what you are referring to ... but did you stay until after the credits?

I know the line up for the Avengers movie.....assuming we are both referring to the same thing by not referring to it

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#4448 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:27 PM

Got free food from Sombra tonight (as mentioned above) and saw Thor for the second time. I have to say, the 3d really doesn't add much to that film, having seen it in both now. surprising given the visuals.

But the happy is from the free food

and I am still on holidays until Tuesday next week

That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges

#4449 Illuyankas

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:27 PM

(bringing the beard discussion back) I enjoyed my beard. It was a good beard. I slept with a lesbian while I had that beard. That said, after I shaved it off I had two threesomes. Clearly it needs more and thorough testing to determine which is superior.

This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 26 April 2011 - 04:28 PM

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#4450 Loki

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Posted 26 April 2011 - 04:29 PM

Illuyankas, on 26 April 2011 - 04:27 PM, said:

(bringing the beard discussion back) I enjoyed my beard. It was a good beard. I slept with a lesbian while I had that beard. That said, after I shaved it off I had two threesomes. Clearly it needs more and thorough testing to determine which is superior.