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#17531
Mentalist 
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Posted 19 April 2020 - 06:55 PM
Hooray, Easter!
I can drink again,
I can drink again,
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#17532
QuickTidal
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Posted 21 April 2020 - 04:16 PM
I needed this today. I really did.
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#17533
Lady Bliss
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Posted 22 April 2020 - 03:16 AM
I just had a serious conversation with my 8 year old daughter about which would be faster, a roadrunner or a cheetah, during which I explained how it would depend on the distance of the race. LOL I love talking to kids.
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#17534
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Posted 22 April 2020 - 05:35 AM
Lady Bliss, on 22 April 2020 - 03:16 AM, said:
I just had a serious conversation with my 8 year old daughter about which would be faster, a roadrunner or a cheetah, during which I explained how it would depend on the distance of the race. LOL I love talking to kids.
Does the cheetah have Acme accessories?
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#17535
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 01:49 PM
Honestly I'm very grateful that for once the weather has been great throughout the current restrictions. Mrs Tiste has been able to play out with our toddler (he's 17 months old!!) and hasn't gone stir crazy.
I also recognise the privilege I have in having a garden.
I also recognise the privilege I have in having a garden.
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#17536
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 03:23 PM
Gave my kid the hosepipe this afternoon and rescinded all responsibility. Only ended up mildly soaked so I'm calling it a success. Added bonus of some going over the fence and nearly getting the neighbours who keep playing horrific early 90s dance music at loud volume.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#17538
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 04:27 PM
Aptorian, on 24 April 2020 - 04:03 PM, said:
Mezla PigDog, on 24 April 2020 - 03:23 PM, said:
the neighbours who keep playing horrific early 90s dance music at loud volume.
A person of great music taste then.
Yeah I wish my annoying neighbours played early 90s dance music instead of the utter tripe they usually blast out...
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#17539
Mentalist
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 07:41 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 24 April 2020 - 03:23 PM, said:
Gave my kid the hosepipe this afternoon and rescinded all responsibility. Only ended up mildly soaked so I'm calling it a success. Added bonus of some going over the fence and nearly getting the neighbours who keep playing horrific early 90s dance music at loud volume.
At least your child is being exposed to the good stuff at an early age.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#17540
Mentalist
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Posted 24 April 2020 - 08:30 PM
Briar King, on 24 April 2020 - 07:57 PM, said:
Unlike my new neighbors blasting and karaoke n shitty rap music shaking the very foundations of the houses around here...id love some 90’s tunes instead.
What you want is loud karaoke OF early 90s stuff.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
#17541
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 26 April 2020 - 05:02 PM
Bittersweet really as it was my last day in work for Lancashire and the next time I put in the uniform (calm down ladies & Morgoth) will be on the island... Love my team here so I'm sad to leave them but so excited about the next phase of our lives!
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#17542
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 26 April 2020 - 09:07 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 26 April 2020 - 05:02 PM, said:
Bittersweet really as it was my last day in work for Lancashire and the next time I put in the uniform (calm down ladies & Morgoth) will be on the island... Love my team here so I'm sad to leave them but so excited about the next phase of our lives!
What's the low down on the house move and everything what with all the crazy?
I just spent 3 hours ALONE burning stuff in my garden. Aaahhhhhh. I only had the energy due to an afternoon nap. Double aaahhhhhh.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#17543
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 26 April 2020 - 09:31 PM
House move going ahead as there is no chain, the conveyancer works from a remote model anyway and the survey was done before restrictions. We have permission to move from the Manx government so we can go and we should finalise within the next month on the sale. Will be living with my parents for a bit but they have a huge house and loads of space so it should be a fairly smooth transition. We can then look at buying a place once things have eased off a bit but no pressure really.
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#17544
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Posted 27 April 2020 - 04:57 AM
Briar King, on 27 April 2020 - 02:32 AM, said:
I got a new friend that's been "joining me" past few nights I've been out burning my stumps. Can't get close to it or it'll go up a tree and stare down at me while I talk to it. Baby steps though just like with the rabbits that damn near let me get close enough to reach out and pet.
New friend is a raccoon.
Not that I would reach down to touch it but it would be cool to get it used to being in my proximity without running up the trees. And rabbits usually take off around humans in the wild it took a longgg time for me to be able to get that close. These got used to me and kinda stick close a lot of nights probably as a form of protection from owls and feral cats I guess.
New friend is a raccoon.
Not that I would reach down to touch it but it would be cool to get it used to being in my proximity without running up the trees. And rabbits usually take off around humans in the wild it took a longgg time for me to be able to get that close. These got used to me and kinda stick close a lot of nights probably as a form of protection from owls and feral cats I guess.
...all I'm gonna say is if it climbs into your truck you might want to re consider the relationship.
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#17545
QuickTidal
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Posted 27 April 2020 - 12:09 PM
Abyss, on 27 April 2020 - 04:57 AM, said:
Briar King, on 27 April 2020 - 02:32 AM, said:
I got a new friend that's been "joining me" past few nights I've been out burning my stumps. Can't get close to it or it'll go up a tree and stare down at me while I talk to it. Baby steps though just like with the rabbits that damn near let me get close enough to reach out and pet.
New friend is a raccoon.
Not that I would reach down to touch it but it would be cool to get it used to being in my proximity without running up the trees. And rabbits usually take off around humans in the wild it took a longgg time for me to be able to get that close. These got used to me and kinda stick close a lot of nights probably as a form of protection from owls and feral cats I guess.
New friend is a raccoon.
Not that I would reach down to touch it but it would be cool to get it used to being in my proximity without running up the trees. And rabbits usually take off around humans in the wild it took a longgg time for me to be able to get that close. These got used to me and kinda stick close a lot of nights probably as a form of protection from owls and feral cats I guess.
...all I'm gonna say is if it climbs into your truck you might want to re consider the relationship.
Conversely, if that racoon is a witty back-talker, he could have a Guardians of the Galaxy thing going...so that's cool.
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#17546
Tsundoku
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Posted 27 April 2020 - 12:41 PM
Well I guess that makes BK Groot then.
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#17547
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Posted 28 April 2020 - 05:19 AM
Realistically BK would more likely hack Groot to pieces then come back the next night to burn the remains while watching the stars.
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#17548
Tsundoku
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Posted 28 April 2020 - 07:47 AM
Yeah, I thought so as well but I wasn't going to let him be Drax or Quill.
Maybe Taserface.
Maybe Taserface.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#17549
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 28 April 2020 - 09:18 AM
Abyss, on 28 April 2020 - 05:19 AM, said:
Realistically BK would more likely hack Groot to pieces then come back the next night to burn the remains while watching the stars.
Then vote for Thanos...
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#17550
Tsundoku
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Posted 28 April 2020 - 10:59 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 28 April 2020 - 09:18 AM, said:
Abyss, on 28 April 2020 - 05:19 AM, said:
Realistically BK would more likely hack Groot to pieces then come back the next night to burn the remains while watching the stars.
Then vote for Thanos...
Oooooooooh, you didn't!
Then again, why settle for a lesser evil?
This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 28 April 2020 - 11:01 AM
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
