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Macros, on 22 January 2019 - 01:30 PM, said:
do share the link when it goes live
Thanks Macros! It's here:
https://www.justgivi..._term=px7Y64x8n
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TheRetiredBridgeburner 
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Posted 22 January 2019 - 02:51 PM
Thanks Macros! It's here:
https://www.justgivi..._term=px7Y64x8n
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TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 07:36 AM
Cheers guys! Much appreciated 
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 09:02 AM
I'll do you a swapsie TRB. 
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TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 09:26 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 23 January 2019 - 09:02 AM, said:
I'll do you a swapsie TRB.
Done! Good luck
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 23 January 2019 - 11:25 AM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 23 January 2019 - 09:26 AM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 23 January 2019 - 09:02 AM, said:
I'll do you a swapsie TRB.
Done! Good luck
And done in return thank you! I now have 10% of my target! 😀
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Illuyankas
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Posted 24 January 2019 - 11:15 AM
I logged back in for the first time since like August '17 and I have a lot of posts to read!
That I'm not going to!
That I'm not going to!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 27 January 2019 - 09:58 PM
My 3 year old daughter just woke up from her nap, walked up to me on the couch and said "Daddy, i decided when i'm grown up i want to be a Ninja". I said OK, she nodded and sat down to watch Peppa Pig.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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QuickTidal
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 04:23 PM
Today I found out that Olivia Coleman's dog is called Alfred Lord Waggyson.
What an utterly delightful name.
What an utterly delightful name.
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“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 05:14 PM
There's a trampoline park in a gym near where I live. On Monday mornings they do toddler sessions where only under-5s and their carers are allowed in and you have the run of the place. There are usually only about 10 kids and 5 or 6 grownups when we go so we basically have a massive bouncy sports hall to play in together. I love trampolining.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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QuickTidal
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 05:34 PM
Mezla PigDog, on 28 January 2019 - 05:14 PM, said:
There's a trampoline park in a gym near where I live. On Monday mornings they do toddler sessions where only under-5s and their carers are allowed in and you have the run of the place. There are usually only about 10 kids and 5 or 6 grownups when we go so we basically have a massive bouncy sports hall to play in together. I love trampolining.
We have one of these near us as well and we've taken our daughter to it often, and she giggles the entire time having an absolute blast with the other kids!
Such a great outing for little ones.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
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“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon
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Illuyankas
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:08 PM
Make sure they actually have a decent insurance form cause there are a lot of snapped necks and broken backs from those parks when they're cheaply and poorly run
Which is to say, most of them
Which is to say, most of them
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Mezla PigDog
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 07:20 PM
Alright health and safety police! My kid can't jump more than 10cm off the ground even with a trampoline helping him. If he gains the momentum to snap anything it will be pretty amazing. And the good thing about these sessions is that you don't even get close to anyone else because it's so big and empty we can just play nicely together which doesn't often happen with a 2 year old because they're belligerent psychopaths. This is why it's such good fun to go.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Illuyankas
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 09:40 PM
I'm irrationally mad at two year olds because the one at my niece's sixth birthday emotionally blackmailed me into taking my dinosaur costume off early because they were completely bricking it
On the plus side, dressing up as a dinosaur was amazing and I would absolutely do it again
On the plus side, dressing up as a dinosaur was amazing and I would absolutely do it again
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Malankazooie
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 09:49 PM
The 'trampoline parks' that I'm familiar with are padded bouncy floors, so it's unlikely a child would get hurt unless they cracked heads with another kid jumping too close.
This is why we can't have nice things in this uber safety, over protective culture we have now. Shit, when I was near that age (a little older mind you), I whisky throttled my cousin's minibike into the side of his family's barn. I was tossed over the handle bars and bounced off the side of the barn, shook my head and dusted myself off. My cousin was pissed and more worried about the damage to his minibike.
This is why we can't have nice things in this uber safety, over protective culture we have now. Shit, when I was near that age (a little older mind you), I whisky throttled my cousin's minibike into the side of his family's barn. I was tossed over the handle bars and bounced off the side of the barn, shook my head and dusted myself off. My cousin was pissed and more worried about the damage to his minibike.
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Posted 28 January 2019 - 10:22 PM
My partner lost both front teeth (as a 17 year old) to a friend's knee while both were on a trampoline.
I've also dealt with a few people at work (law job) who had trampoline accidents.
I won't nag Mezla, but I'm staying away from full crowds on trampolines. Too dang dangerous for the amount of fun involved.
I've also dealt with a few people at work (law job) who had trampoline accidents.
I won't nag Mezla, but I'm staying away from full crowds on trampolines. Too dang dangerous for the amount of fun involved.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
