[EmperorMagus]

Vengeance, on 21 January 2017 - 03:29 PM, said:

You know if you just don't shave then you don't have to worry about razors.

Not a fun option for slightly brown people. The passive aggressiveness starts to grind after a while.

[Mezla PigDog]

I'm drinking a nice single malt and watching Friends With Benefits. Not like a loser with no excitement in their future at all. No-sir-ee. Not me.

[MTS]

Slow Ben, on 21 January 2017 - 03:44 PM, said:

amphibian, on 21 January 2017 - 02:41 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 21 January 2017 - 08:59 AM, said:

Me too, they sound great! If you don't have too long in the morning and tend to shave while showering would they work for that?

If you know your face and don't move too much (hopefully your shower floor isn't slippery in there) during the shave, you can do it in there. I usually do it immediately after the shower because my shower doesn't have a mirror in it for the pesky spots to shave.

I've shaved in the shower for about 15 years. After a while it becomes second nature to do it without looking.

Plus, the hot water makes it smooooooth.

Plus you can generally feel if you've missed a spot by touch anyway.

It's gonna be hot as balls today, but I'll be spending it drinking beer by the pool with an old friend I haven't seen in 5 years. Life is good!

[Mezla PigDog]

This is the second terrible movie I've seen this evening. JT and Mila Kunis what were you thinking?

[MTS]

Mezla PigDog, on 21 January 2017 - 11:49 PM, said:

This is the second terrible movie I've seen this evening. JT and Mila Kunis what were you thinking?

$$$?

[Mezla PigDog]

I'm secretly very much enjoying it.

[worry]

It just came out that Ashton Kutcher's paycheck was 3 times as much as Natalie friggin Portman's for that movie exactly like Friends With Benefits, so now I wonder who got more $$ for this one.

[Mezla PigDog]

death rattle, on 22 January 2017 - 12:07 AM, said:

It just came out that Ashton Kutcher's paycheck was 3 times as much as Natalie friggin Portman's for that movie exactly like Friends With Benefits, so now I wonder who got more $$ for this one.

DON'T RUIN MY FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS WHERE THEY'RE OBVS GOING TO END UP TOGETHER TO PROVE THAT CASUAL SEX IS EEEEEEEVIL.

[worry]

Sorry, I meant it more as an aside. I'm sure Mila and JT had as much fun dry humping as everyone else had watching it!

[EmperorMagus]

death rattle, on 22 January 2017 - 12:46 AM, said:

Sorry, I meant it more as an aside. I'm sure Mila and JT had as much fun dry humping as everyone else had watching it!

I can testify, I had a lot of fun watching it.

[Mezla PigDog]

I'm going for the triple crown. Now watching 2003 movie Paycheck with Ben Affleck. Never heard of it before but it will be ok, Aaron Eckhart is in it. No JT in his pants but I'm going to be in trouble tomorrow for drinking so much of Mr PigDogs whisky anyway. It's all or nothing now. And I don't have to feed the baby in the morning. This is the pinnacle of my week!

[Mezla PigDog]

I fell asleep and missed it

[Dadding]

Mezla PigDog, on 22 January 2017 - 01:02 AM, said:

I'm going for the triple crown. Now watching 2003 movie Paycheck with Ben Affleck. Never heard of it before but it will be ok, Aaron Eckhart is in it. No JT in his pants but I'm going to be in trouble tomorrow for drinking so much of Mr PigDogs whisky anyway. It's all or nothing now. And I don't have to feed the baby in the morning. This is the pinnacle of my week!

I loved Paycheck when I was a bit younger! Still have it on VHS... too bad I don't have a VHS player.

[WinterPhoenix]

So I went out last night, was starting to go a bit stir crazy trapped indoors - hadn't done anything since New Years - and I knew there was a local scene metal gig going on in Islington so I figured why not. It's part of a competition called Metal 2 The Masses the winner of which gets to play at Bloodstock Open Air - which I believe is nationwide, it certainly has Birmingham and Brighton branches at any rate. Anyhow I didn't know any of the bands on, but I knew I'd know plenty of people at the venue, needed to get out so I said why not.

So I'm chatting away to a friend of mine and her friend whom I'd never met before and a little bit later in the night I join a conversation between this girl and two of the members of one of the bands. The singer is talking about Game of Thrones, so naturally I ask if she's read the books or simply seen the show, start chatting about the books etc. At this point my friend's friend - henceforth simply my friend lol - just goes, 'Ah fantasy is all about Steven Erikson anyway'. I'm like omfg, turn around start asking her all these questions about MBotF, at which point she shows me the top she is wearing, a bridge on fire with 'Bridgeburners, first in last out' written underneath!

Needless to say I spent most of the rest of the night geeking out with my new best mate lol

Seriously though, first person I've actually met who has read them as well, she has only read up to the end of The Bonehunters though so I had to be mighty careful about spoilers, especially as regards certain favourite characters.

[Tiste Simeon]

Metal and Malazan, a winning combination indeed!

[WinterPhoenix]

^ I know right, only caught the last 2 songs of the one band it turned out I had seen before in the end, because I was too busy chatting away; I had started to believe that no one was ever going to know what the hell I was talking about when I said I was reading Erikson's MBotF. Was a good night for sure.

But yeah heavy metal and Malazan! If I didn't already have a girlfriend whom I love, probably would have been making a fool of myself attempting to utilise what little I know about the mysterious art of flirtation - would've been horrific I reckon lol

[worry]

Coulda had two girlfriends you love.

[WinterPhoenix]

Not my style, besides 4.5 years later I'm still not sure how I got one!

This post has been edited by WinterPhoenix: 24 January 2017 - 12:36 AM

[Andorion]

Cheesewiz, on 24 January 2017 - 03:30 AM, said:

You know that feeling when your laying on brand spanking new bed sheets covered in a brand spanking new bed spread? Heavenly. Be better if I had got a brand spanking new mattress as well.

A lot of spanking in that bed....

[QuickTidal]

Andorion, on 24 January 2017 - 04:36 PM, said:

Cheesewiz, on 24 January 2017 - 03:30 AM, said:

You know that feeling when your laying on brand spanking new bed sheets covered in a brand spanking new bed spread? Heavenly. Be better if I had got a brand spanking new mattress as well.

A lot of spanking in that bed....

*snort*

Oh man, he gotcha BK.