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Whats making you happy right now

#13161 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 15 March 2016 - 03:52 AM

I have an assignment due tomorrow that I finished yesterday.
Jesus this feels weird.

(I finished it yesterday because I intended to write something twice the size today that is also due tomorrow, except it not )
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#13162 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 17 March 2016 - 10:58 PM

Drunk on paddy's day
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#13163 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 04:48 AM

View PostMacros, on 17 March 2016 - 10:58 PM, said:

Drunk on paddy's day


Typical Paddy. Can't trust anyone with an Irish surname around booze. :)
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#13164 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 06:56 AM

The death report of a man in 14th century London:

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The jurors say on oath that when on the preceding Tuesday,about midnight the said John Toly rose naked from his bed and stood at a window of the solar 30 ft. high to relievehimself towards the High Street, he accidentally fell headlong to the pavement crushing his neck and other members,and thereupon died about cock-crow. Being asked who discovered him, the jurors say Robert le “Wayllhsman.” Thecorpse viewed, &c. Precept to attach the said Robert and four nearest neighbours


I immediately thought of BK.
for some reason


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#13165 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 11:06 PM

This is what happens when your DnD GM reads Malazan:

Posted Image

There are also Grey Swords running around in the forest.

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#13166 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 18 March 2016 - 11:46 PM

New HAKEN track!
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#13167 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 12:05 AM

Also, GOOD.
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Posted 19 March 2016 - 02:13 AM

Beer and college basketball.
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Posted 19 March 2016 - 10:37 AM

#include <iostream>

int main()
{
  std::cout << "I never thought programming would make me happy, but it does!" << std::endl; 
  std::cout << "Oh, and a mandatory Hello Malazan World!" << std::endl;
  return 42;
}


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'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master — that's all.'
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#13170 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 11:12 PM

Took my bike out from under all the crap in our backyard. Oiled it up, took it for a spin. Also, my dad helped me give it a tune-up, so it's now stuck in second gear instead of 3rd for additional training (it's a 12-year old bicycle, so I'm not complaining)

Despite the cold, enjoyed it.
Got a weekend to chill, and then 3 weeks of routine work (and one of them short b/c long weekend!) before I'm hit with another bitch-hard week

Life is gooood...
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#13171 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 07:54 AM

BK the more I think about it the more I feel like you should live in the UK. It's never that hot and when it is, it isn't humid like Louisiana is. Also the bug situation is much more favourable!
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Posted 20 March 2016 - 08:41 AM

Bought myself these! :)

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 04:11 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 March 2016 - 07:54 AM, said:

BK the more I think about it the more I feel like you should live in the UK. It's never that hot and when it is, it isn't humid like Louisiana is. Also the bug situation is much more favourable!


But it never stops raining!
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#13174 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 04:36 PM

View PostAndorion, on 20 March 2016 - 04:11 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 March 2016 - 07:54 AM, said:

BK the more I think about it the more I feel like you should live in the UK. It's never that hot and when it is, it isn't humid like Louisiana is. Also the bug situation is much more favourable!


But it never stops raining!

Actually it hasn't rained in over a week here! And that makes me... Well, suspicious, quite honestly...
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Posted 20 March 2016 - 05:39 PM

Desertification of Great Britain.
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Posted 20 March 2016 - 05:47 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 March 2016 - 04:36 PM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 20 March 2016 - 04:11 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 20 March 2016 - 07:54 AM, said:

BK the more I think about it the more I feel like you should live in the UK. It's never that hot and when it is, it isn't humid like Louisiana is. Also the bug situation is much more favourable!


But it never stops raining!

Actually it hasn't rained in over a week here! And that makes me... Well, suspicious, quite honestly...


It's some kind of trick?
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Posted 20 March 2016 - 05:50 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 20 March 2016 - 05:39 PM, said:

Desertification of Great Britain.


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#13178 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 06:56 PM

Derby day and a win for the true Manchester team!
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Posted 21 March 2016 - 09:19 AM

View PostBriar King, on 20 March 2016 - 06:49 PM, said:

I just want cold, snow, no wasps, no fire ants,& terrain that's not flat


You need to move to Scotland then BK, although we cant guarantee that there will be no wasps (ours are probably pale comparisons of yours) and it doesn't always snow. But we do have a very beautiful landscape with a lot of wide open empty spaces.

Oh and if that doesn't convince you, we tend to get a high of 15c in summer lol
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#13180 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 21 March 2016 - 10:51 AM

View PostDeadHedge, on 21 March 2016 - 09:19 AM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 20 March 2016 - 06:49 PM, said:

I just want cold, snow, no wasps, no fire ants,& terrain that's not flat


You need to move to Scotland then BK, although we cant guarantee that there will be no wasps (ours are probably pale comparisons of yours) and it doesn't always snow. But we do have a very beautiful landscape with a lot of wide open empty spaces.

Oh and if that doesn't convince you, we tend to get a high of 15c in summer lol

On the negative side, it's full of Scottish people...
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