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#12055
Solidsnape 
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
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- Location:England.
- Interests:Playing Guitar/Ukulele/Banjolele, reading, music, Wing Chun Kuen, my 2 boys and my wonderful GF.
- From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.
Posted 16 May 2015 - 06:34 PM
Just got back after a lovely week in Cornwall.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#12056
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
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- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
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- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 16 May 2015 - 06:59 PM
You better have had a pasty!
Also, the image that has convinced me to go see the new Mad Max:
Also, the image that has convinced me to go see the new Mad Max:
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnt me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like hes me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whats in your hand, back at me. I have it, its an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Im on a quorl.
#12057
Solidsnape
- Emperor
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 802
- Joined: 21-March 11
- Location:England.
- Interests:Playing Guitar/Ukulele/Banjolele, reading, music, Wing Chun Kuen, my 2 boys and my wonderful GF.
- From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:27 PM
Illuyankas, on 16 May 2015 - 06:59 PM, said:
You better have had a pasty!
Also, the image that has convinced me to go see the new Mad Max:
Also, the image that has convinced me to go see the new Mad Max:
Gluten free pasties were hardly ubiquitous either.
Eating out as a food freak is always a pain in the arse.
Still, fucking clotted fucking cream man.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#12058
Illuyankas
- Retro Classic
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- Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
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- Joined: 28-September 04
- Will cluck you up
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:56 PM
Cream teas are decadent as all hell, it's true
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnt me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like hes me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whats in your hand, back at me. I have it, its an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Im on a quorl.
#12059
Tsundoku
- A what?
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- Group: Malaz Regular
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Posted 17 May 2015 - 05:26 AM
http://forum.malazan...ost__p__1186328
Plus, although I complain that my family can be a pain at times, they're overall rather good.
Plus, although I complain that my family can be a pain at times, they're overall rather good.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesnt work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesnt work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#12060
Centzon Totochtin
- For Pony!
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- Location:Sydney, Aus
- Interests:Stuff, and sometimes also things.
- Bunnies!
Posted 17 May 2015 - 08:38 AM
My new place down is Sydney is pretty much set up now and is starting to feel like home, it is nice to have a home again (been living with my brother for 8 weeks and Luci and Shiki for a week before that)
Also, hello forum, it has been a while.
Also, hello forum, it has been a while.
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#12061
Traveller
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- Group: Malazan Artist
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- Location:GSV Nothing To See Here
Posted 17 May 2015 - 09:47 AM
Centz! I don't know, you never write, never drop in just to let us know how you are..
Glad things are going well though.
Happy today because it's Sunday and I'm not at work. I've actually got a whole weekend off, someone must slipped up somewhere while writing the demoralising rota, it's not managed to achieve its maximum disruption to family life.
Glad things are going well though.
Happy today because it's Sunday and I'm not at work. I've actually got a whole weekend off, someone must slipped up somewhere while writing the demoralising rota, it's not managed to achieve its maximum disruption to family life.
This post has been edited by Traveller: 17 May 2015 - 09:49 AM
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
#12062
Gust Hubb
- Necromancer Extraordinaire
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- Location:Northern Hemisphere
- Interests:Glass slides with entrapped bits of colored tissue
- Around, just quiet....er
Posted 17 May 2015 - 02:41 PM
worry, on 15 May 2015 - 12:22 AM, said:
"When there's trouble you call DW" has been stuck in my head on repeat for 20+ years.
I thought you meant Darkwatch.
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
#12063
TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 17 May 2015 - 09:15 PM
Solidsnape, on 16 May 2015 - 06:34 PM, said:
Just got back after a lovely week in Cornwall.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
Gluten-free cream tea? Teach me your ways!
Although I appreciate it's much easier to be off gluten now than it was even five years ago, it would be nice to go out and get a gluten free treat with my mug of tea that isn't a chocolate brownie occasionally (because seemingly that's all anywhere does!)
This post has been edited by TheRetiredBridgeburner: 17 May 2015 - 09:16 PM
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#12064
Solidsnape
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 802
- Joined: 21-March 11
- Location:England.
- Interests:Playing Guitar/Ukulele/Banjolele, reading, music, Wing Chun Kuen, my 2 boys and my wonderful GF.
- From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.
Posted 18 May 2015 - 08:24 AM
TheRetiredBridgeburner, on 17 May 2015 - 09:15 PM, said:
Solidsnape, on 16 May 2015 - 06:34 PM, said:
Just got back after a lovely week in Cornwall.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
Gluten-free cream tea? Teach me your ways!
Although I appreciate it's much easier to be off gluten now than it was even five years ago, it would be nice to go out and get a gluten free treat with my mug of tea that isn't a chocolate brownie occasionally (because seemingly that's all anywhere does!)
Yeah the Ol' Costa brownie. Been there my friend.
It's getting better for eating GF these days, but a lot of the time it's just those posh, swanky Deli shops where the staff are so far up there own arse, I refuse to give them any of my money.
I tend to just google the local area whenever I'm going somewhere, see what's on offer.
That's genrellay worked for me in the past.
However, with kids like mine, I tend not to eat out and so I can easily satisfy my Gf needs at home.
Tesco have a lot of stuff in for us GF freaks, like onion rings fishcakes and chocolate sponge cake.
I can personally attest to the quality of the latter, especially with clotted cream custard (and clotted cream).
Omg. Memories.
Success!
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#12065
Maark Abbott
- Part Time Catgirl
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- Joined: 11-November 14
- Location:Lether, apparently...
- Interests:Redacted
Posted 18 May 2015 - 10:47 AM
Solidsnape, on 16 May 2015 - 06:34 PM, said:
Just got back after a lovely week in Cornwall.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
Cornish Mallies? What, like SE himself*?
*I understand he lives in or near Truro.
Also I think I can guess what Grief's had to cut out there. Not saying anything of it, of course. I'm a good boy.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#12066
Solidsnape
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- Posts: 802
- Joined: 21-March 11
- Location:England.
- Interests:Playing Guitar/Ukulele/Banjolele, reading, music, Wing Chun Kuen, my 2 boys and my wonderful GF.
- From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.
Posted 18 May 2015 - 11:05 AM
Maark, on 18 May 2015 - 10:47 AM, said:
Solidsnape, on 16 May 2015 - 06:34 PM, said:
Just got back after a lovely week in Cornwall.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
I have to say, to any Cornish malazites, you've got quite the county there. Pretty awesome.
Managed to get a lot of dramatic coastal scenery in, most of it natural and free!
The sheer abundance of beaches astounded me, it must be a dream during the summer months.
We had about 14-16 C all week so pretty good for this time of year.
Even manged to squeeze the Cheedar Gorge in on our way home, where I manged to get a Gluten Free Cream Tea. A true rarity.
Some drive back to Newcastle by the way.
500 miles in a day is a lot to us Limeys.
Glad to be back though, nothing like coming home.
Also
Clotted cream. That shit is dangerous.
Cornish Mallies? What, like SE himself*?
*I understand he lives in or near Truro.
Also I think I can guess what Grief's had to cut out there. Not saying anything of it, of course. I'm a good boy.
I'm pretty sure he's moved back to Canada. I may be wrong though.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#12067
Maark Abbott
- Part Time Catgirl
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- Group: Malaz Regular
- Posts: 4,331
- Joined: 11-November 14
- Location:Lether, apparently...
- Interests:Redacted
Posted 18 May 2015 - 03:24 PM
So much Science!
Teenage 3D Printed Turtles
TL;DR version: Turtle is twatted by a boat propellor, has a 3d-printed jaw made and fitted to replace the jaw it lost.
Teenage 3D Printed Turtles
TL;DR version: Turtle is twatted by a boat propellor, has a 3d-printed jaw made and fitted to replace the jaw it lost.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
#12068
Raymond Luxury Yacht
- Throatwobbler Mangrove
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- Group: Grumpy Old Sods
- Posts: 5,600
- Joined: 02-July 06
- Location:The Emerald City
- Interests:Quiet desperation and self-loathing
Posted 18 May 2015 - 04:18 PM
Going to see neal Stephenson read from his new book tonight!
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#12069
Puck
- Mausetöter
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- Joined: 09-February 06
- Location:Germany
Posted 18 May 2015 - 08:59 PM
Episode 1 of the Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell BBC series. It's awesome, I love it, been waiting for this!
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
#12070
Tiste Simeon
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
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- Location:T'North
Posted 18 May 2015 - 09:10 PM
Puckstein, on 18 May 2015 - 08:59 PM, said:
Episode 1 of the Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell BBC series. It's awesome, I love it, been waiting for this!
Agreed, really set the tone nicely!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#12071
Loki
- Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben
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- Group: Team Quick Ben
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- Location:Alpha Quadrant
- WWQBDFTW?
Posted 19 May 2015 - 11:39 AM
Despite everything that's going on, I am still SUPER EXCITED for the first semi final of Eurovision!!! A little over seven hours to go. Heading to bed for a 4:45am wake up. 
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
