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And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 07:07 PM
So the day started off like shit, hadn't slept most of the night, got called in to work, missed my train to uni, and basically figured I might as well not go at all,but for some reason decided to take the next train and be late, so what if I am, it's just life drawing anyway.. I can draw our regular model by heart, anyway. Oh how good it was that I DID go to uni.. We got a new model, and what a nordic god that is, and he can hold the most difficult poses for ages, just chilling there like it's nothing.. I think I creeped him out a bit (that, or the combined efforts of our teacher and me to invoke the times of renaissance painting), but hey, whatever it takes to get a good pose into my sketchbook..
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 09:03 PM
I've started playing Skyrim semi regularly again - this is good in itself, but it also means I get the cat back of an evening - she'll watch most things on a computer screen, but she particularly likes Skyrim. Thus I am blessed with a musical furry hot water bottle for as long as I like .gif)
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King Lear
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 11:47 PM
Puck, on 18 February 2014 - 07:07 PM, said:
So the day started off like shit, hadn't slept most of the night, got called in to work, missed my train to uni, and basically figured I might as well not go at all,but for some reason decided to take the next train and be late, so what if I am, it's just life drawing anyway.. I can draw our regular model by heart, anyway. Oh how good it was that I DID go to uni.. We got a new model, and what a nordic god that is, and he can hold the most difficult poses for ages, just chilling there like it's nothing.. I think I creeped him out a bit (that, or the combined efforts of our teacher and me to invoke the times of renaissance painting), but hey, whatever it takes to get a good pose into my sketchbook..
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
Sure, sure....
*Men's Frights Activist*
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HiddenOne
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 01:58 PM
King Lear, on 18 February 2014 - 11:47 PM, said:
Puck, on 18 February 2014 - 07:07 PM, said:
So the day started off like shit, hadn't slept most of the night, got called in to work, missed my train to uni, and basically figured I might as well not go at all,but for some reason decided to take the next train and be late, so what if I am, it's just life drawing anyway.. I can draw our regular model by heart, anyway. Oh how good it was that I DID go to uni.. We got a new model, and what a nordic god that is, and he can hold the most difficult poses for ages, just chilling there like it's nothing.. I think I creeped him out a bit (that, or the combined efforts of our teacher and me to invoke the times of renaissance painting), but hey, whatever it takes to get a good pose into my sketchbook..
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
Sure, sure....
I blame this post from Puck for a weird dream I had last night - I was tricked into a largo old house where a small group of people were being forced to pose for nude portraits before being killed (kind of like the movie Hostel with deranged art students). I was the only one to escape death (and disrobing) by climbing out an attic window and using an old clothesline rope to expertly rappel from the roof.
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#10736
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Posted 20 February 2014 - 04:47 PM
HiddenOne, on 19 February 2014 - 01:58 PM, said:
King Lear, on 18 February 2014 - 11:47 PM, said:
Puck, on 18 February 2014 - 07:07 PM, said:
So the day started off like shit, hadn't slept most of the night, got called in to work, missed my train to uni, and basically figured I might as well not go at all,but for some reason decided to take the next train and be late, so what if I am, it's just life drawing anyway.. I can draw our regular model by heart, anyway. Oh how good it was that I DID go to uni.. We got a new model, and what a nordic god that is, and he can hold the most difficult poses for ages, just chilling there like it's nothing.. I think I creeped him out a bit (that, or the combined efforts of our teacher and me to invoke the times of renaissance painting), but hey, whatever it takes to get a good pose into my sketchbook..
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
And no, no euphemisms involved in that paragraph.
Sure, sure....
I blame this post from Puck for a weird dream I had last night - I was tricked into a largo old house where a small group of people were being forced to pose for nude portraits before being killed (kind of like the movie Hostel with deranged art students). I was the only one to escape death (and disrobing) by climbing out an attic window and using an old clothesline rope to expertly rappel from the roof.
Like that?
Spoiler
Sorry, couldn't resist. That's skull he's cuddling, btw. Talk about coincidences
This thread is making me happy right now. And also the knowledge that this will amuse KL even more.
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
#10739
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:31 AM
Watching Twitch Plays Pokemon.
It's ludicrously funny.
It's ludicrously funny.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:56 PM
First ever ballet tonight with the missus. It's a contemporary ballet, about vampires. Spooky.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#10741
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:29 PM
Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 02:56 PM, said:
First ever ballet tonight with the missus. It's a contemporary ballet, about vampires. Spooky.
Do they sparkle or wear kilts?
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:41 PM
Kaamos, on 21 February 2014 - 03:29 PM, said:
Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 02:56 PM, said:
First ever ballet tonight with the missus. It's a contemporary ballet, about vampires. Spooky.
Do they sparkle or wear kilts?
I will be sure to let you know. I think there is an element of self-awareness about this one. The guy who wrote it has a pretty good sense of humor.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#10743
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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:45 PM
Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 03:41 PM, said:
Kaamos, on 21 February 2014 - 03:29 PM, said:
Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 02:56 PM, said:
First ever ballet tonight with the missus. It's a contemporary ballet, about vampires. Spooky.
Do they sparkle or wear kilts?
I will be sure to let you know. I think there is an element of self-awareness about this one. The guy who wrote it has a pretty good sense of humor.
As long as there are were-dolphins involved, right Kaamos?
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#10744
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 04:07 AM
Ballet was awesome. It had a little twist to the end. The girl who joined a big city ballet company full of vampires realized they were vampires. Her love, who chased her after she fled and attempted suicide finally caught up to her and it turns out...he wuz vampire all along. So he bites her and she convulses. Curtain.
I wanted to poop during it just so i could say i pooped at the ballet. Wife wasn't having it. Still, i farted. What a twist!
I wanted to poop during it just so i could say i pooped at the ballet. Wife wasn't having it. Still, i farted. What a twist!
This post has been edited by Spoilsport Stonny: 22 February 2014 - 04:07 AM
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#10745
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Posted 22 February 2014 - 06:00 PM
Kaamos, on 30 January 2014 - 12:25 PM, said:
Otherwise feel welcome to visit also the Northern Water Tribe's grand city of ice and share a few pints of koskenkorva! Our shamans have spiced it with some intriguing herbs that may induce visions of rainbow pegasi and pink alicorns even without watching Friendship is Magic.
We flew in to Rovaniemi so a little far South for that I'm afraid. I didn't try koskenkorva (not being a vodka-style drinks fan) instead I have fallen for Lakka. Now trying to source some in the UK for when I finish off this bottle.
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
#10746
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 02:32 PM
Yo, it be my burfday, and ain't nuffin gonna break-a muh stride. Ain't nuffin gonna hold me down. Oh no! I got to keep a-movin'.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
#10747
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 02:55 PM
Spoilsport Stonny, on 22 February 2014 - 04:07 AM, said:
Ballet was awesome. It had a little twist to the end. The girl who joined a big city ballet company full of vampires realized they were vampires. Her love, who chased her after she fled and attempted suicide finally caught up to her and it turns out...he wuz vampire all along. So he bites her and she convulses. Curtain.
I wanted to poop during it just so i could say i pooped at the ballet. Wife wasn't having it. Still, i farted. What a twist!
I wanted to poop during it just so i could say i pooped at the ballet. Wife wasn't having it. Still, i farted. What a twist!
SPOILERS!!!
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:51 PM
Really good reading...A Tale of Two Ellens: http://www.autostrad...-ellens-224185/
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 25 February 2014 - 01:14 AM
Summer leave granted, we're going to the USA!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 26 February 2014 - 10:17 AM
Briar King, on 26 February 2014 - 04:09 AM, said:
Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 25 February 2014 - 01:14 AM, said:
Summer leave granted, we're going to the USA!
We don't want you here since you rooted for our downfall in the Olympics! Nah I'm just fucking with you.
Or am I?
Awww... The only reason I'm coming is on the off chance of running into you...
Your country is small enough that this is a possibility right?
This post has been edited by Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon: 26 February 2014 - 10:18 AM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
